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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"CHARLENE: ♪ Got too much time And nowhere to go ♪"
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"♪ ♪ But I'm high enough"
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"CHERLENE: Cut! Okay, whoa!"
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"Cut it, fellas! (music stops)"
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"ARCHER: Man, I am blowing this jug."
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"LANA: You are what's wrong with me!"
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"the best time to record stuff, so..."
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"LANA: Film! It's the best time to record"
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"MALORY: Is she bothering you? OTHERS: Yes!"
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"LANA: I'll be happy when I can sleep without getting up to"
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"MALORY: Join the club. Because believe me, if I had"
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"MALORY: Item one: Woodhouse, scrape."
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"WOODHOUSE: Yes, mum. (all groaning)"
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"ARCHER: But they were already cooked; what good does it do"
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"That's the whole point. And no cocaine donuts for you!"
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"PAM (muffled): Aw, come on! I got to load up my body before"
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"CHERLENE: What? PAM: Krieger's selling the"
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"cocaine online. MALORY: Are you insane?"
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"cocaine anonymously and completely risk-free."
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"untraceable digital currency that we can exchange for real"
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"these taste like calluses. PAM: Ew."
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"CYRIL: Gross. RAY: That's so accurate."
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"ARCHER: Wait, that was a hootenanny?"
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"PAM: Um... CYRIL: Pfft, you mean a"
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"bastard sh... Ow! ARCHER: Cyril, shut your"
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"league that impregnating her would've basically been"
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"MALORY: Ray, Cyril, go help Krieger pack the cocaine."
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"Because... you and I are going to get Kenny Loggins to play"
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"ARCHER: Uh, well, to give Mr. Loggins his wardrobe."
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"ARCHER: Yeah, we... PAM: Hey, I appreciate you're"
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"highly doubt you'll have a job tomorrow."
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"That's what we field agents call... Hmm."
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"(Pam laughs) PAM: Man, you got to miss it."
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"What a rush! ARCHER: Yeah, I miss it, but"
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"(car door closes) Okay, so phase two may call for"
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"like Kenny Loggins is gonna be registered under his own name."
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"Where was I? Oh, yeah, we'll probably need to"
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"lead. PAM: Could I just follow"
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"KENNY LOGGINS: Well, maybe because it's in the rider,"
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"which I'll be happy to come down there and shove up his ass."
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"ARCHER: Uh, excuse me, Mr.Loggins?"
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"touch! RICKY: Hands off Mr. Loggins!"
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"ARCHER: Hands off me, Lurch. Look at my suit."
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"ARCHER: Yeah, and I don't know about you, but"
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"if I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins."
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"Super 220 wool suit was ruined by Kenny Loggins!"
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"PAM: Oh, man, I was like, "What?!""
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"LANA: Uh, Malory? (Malory screams)"
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"LANA: Okay, let me stop you. Having the baby-- don't know why"
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"lot of pretty major expenses coming up, and since we haven't"
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"LANA: What? MALORY: It's like welfare but"
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"ARCHER: Okay, there's $200 for the uniforms, $100 for the"
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"me about that until just now? PAM: You said shut up,"
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"Where are you getting all this money?"
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"CHERLENE: Goddamn it! What did I tell you about"
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"staying up on the wall, ghosts?! ARCHER: Okay, since I am or"
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"Is there a Ruby? See if there's a Ruby."
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"Is there a Ruby?! PAM: It's pretty close to"
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"Ruby. ARCHER: No, Pam, it isn't."
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"(gasps, grunts) RICKY: What the hell is your"
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"KENNY LOGGINS: Why do I pay you 20 grand a month?"
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"service waiter, I probably won't, but..."
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"prostitute? KENNY LOGGINS: You think"
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"KENNY LOGGINS: How? ARCHER: Uh..."
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"K-Log, damn it. RICKY: Yeah, I'm kind of with"
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"PAM (chuckling): Yeah, Ricky. (Ricky and Pam grunting)"
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"(Ricky and Pam roaring) (Ricky and Pam grunting)"
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"wait! ARCHER: What, Pam?!"
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"(crashing, fighting) ARCHER: Loggins! Loggins!"
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"Now, look, before either of us does something we'll both"
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"likes the Paco Rabanne. (gasps)"
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"Holy shit. What kind of colossal idiot"
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"the absolute worst idea that I have ever heard in my entire"
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"goddamn life. But you're the men, so..."
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"that thing? Why, yes, Archer, yes, I can."
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"KENNY LOGGINS: Drop it! (gun cocks)"
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"K-Log won't shoot, punk? ARCHER: No, I think K-Log is"
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"(gun clicks) How did you..."
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"ARCHER: I honestly don't. KENNY LOGGINS: Liar."
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"ARCHER: (chuckles) Look, I put my weapon down, I'm not a"
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"threat; how would I know what's in...?"
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"(Kenny Loggins grunts) ARCHER: Pam, no, no, no, no,"
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"no, don't, no, don't... (gunshot)"
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"So, Borgnar? The briefcase? ARCHER: I don't know anyone"
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"you know... ARCHER: Sorry?"
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"Is there some way I can make this all up to you?"
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"(coughs) Although, that being said.."
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"absolutely not. CHERLENE: ♪ Revvin' up your"
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"ALL: Happy baby shower! (cork pops)"
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"LANA: Oh, my God, you guys. KRIEGER: Me first, here!"
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"you right into the danger zone... ♪"
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"For $80. CYRIL: Please take me back."
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"It's a layette. Onesies, binkies,"
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"itty bitty booties, blah blah blah."
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"Dr. Krieger. KRIEGER: What...?"
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"That's the cocaine. So this whole thing was just a"
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"sham? KRIEGER: Well, only if by"
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"CYRIL: Krieger, get back here!"
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"say hello to you until you get it on red line overload ♪"
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"LANA: Wow. This baby shower actually went"
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"ARCHER: Right? LANA: And what happened to"
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"But, I mean, the big present, obviously, is, uh..."
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"ARCHER: The... Lana, the song."
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"LANA: It's from a song? ARCHER: Yes, it's from a"
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"So who's Beard Guy? ARCHER: (scoffs) Are you...?"
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"CHERLENE: What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"It's 5:50 in the goddamn morning!"
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"CHERLENE: Uh, duh, it's called the golden hour."
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"LANA: The... PAM: The light takes on a"
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"special quality. LANA: I know what it means,"
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"but... CHERLENE: Then you know it's"
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"things on film! It cannot possibly have any"
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"effect on recording audio. KRIEGER: Oh, was I supposed"
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"to be recording that? CHERLENE: Krieger!"
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"CHERLENE: We're losing the light!"
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"ARCHER: We're not losing me blowing this jug."
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"MALORY: Are you bothering them?"
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"LANA: Which, again... MALORY: I know, but if"
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"MALORY: "Woo," exactly. Then I am happy."
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"Or at least I will be, once we start selling some records."
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