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Clips from MacGyver - Toothpick (S01E01)

"- anymore. - Yeah, 'cause"
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"this train's gonna crash, it's gonna kill everyone"
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"on board including us."
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"Ah. This here don't look so good."
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"And I'm guessing this is gonna be a problem."
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"Looks like they sabotaged the pneumatic air brakes"
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"- and removed the train's computer. - Which means what?"
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"Which means they removed all on-board fail-safes"
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"to stop the train."
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"Well, Riley, can you hack"
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"what's left of the computer and tell it..."
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"What's left is a hole, Jack. You can't hack a hole."
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"Okay, all right. No need for the attitude."
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"- Yeah! - Okay."
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"If we were two hours from Frankfurt"
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"when our speed increased..."
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"Are you seriously about to tell me this boils down"
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"to one of those “two trains leave the statio”""
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"word problems? I was always terrible at those."
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"30 minutes! That's how much time we have"
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"until this train plows into the station."
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"I actually think I might have a solution to this,"
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"but it's..."
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"- it's kind of risky. - What kind of risky?"
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"The "it might derail the whole thing instantly"
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"killing everyone on board" kind."
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"Okay, good. We'll call that"
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"Plan "A" and not do that. What's Plan “B”?"
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"Plan "B" is to minimize casualties and get everyone"
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"...but I'm gonna need your help."
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"Attention, passengers. This is an emergency."
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"I need everyone"
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"to take their cell phones and proceed calmly"
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"to the back of the train."
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"Okay, rise and shine, people."
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"Yeah, there's no time for calm. There's hundreds of people"
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"on board and the clock's ticking."
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"- Let's go! - All right, everyone."
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"- Let's go, come on, come on. - That's it. That's the way to move."
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"Here we go, here we go."
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"- Come on. - Let's go, let's go."
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"Wait, wait."
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"Hold up there, Donald Duck."
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"Put some pants on, man."
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"Uh, how do you say, uh,"
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""Put your pants on" in German? Huh?"
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"Sprechen sie pants, dude."
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"Uh, I think that means, uh..."
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"It means put on your pants."
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"All right, let's go!"
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"Don't forget your phones."
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"Let's go, let's go!"
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"Hey, Patty, slight wrinkle."
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"in less than 20 minutes."
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"Mac's getting all the passengers off the train,"
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"but you're gonna have to clear that station."
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"Copy. I'm on it."
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"Is she okay?"
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"Katarina?"
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"She's in excellent hands."
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"Is this gonna work?"
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"Sure as hell hope so."
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"people die just to keep me from testifying."
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"This is all because of me."
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"Okay, Mac, we're good to go."
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"All 132 passengers are in the last three cars."
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"You ready?"
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"Uh-oh, you got that look on your face,"
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"the one you give when you're about"
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"- to tell me that... - Something's wrong."
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"The decoupling lever runs"
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"on the same pneumatic system as the brakes."
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"When Wexler's men destroyed them,"
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"they must've also destroyed our ability"
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"So?"
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"So, we're not gonna be doing"
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"this the easy way."
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"But there is a hard way, right?"
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"There's always a hard way."
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"And the hard way always sucks..."
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"but sometimes it's your only option."
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"If I'm going to decouple these cars, I'm gonna have to cut"
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"through the steel connecting them."
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"And cutting through steel"
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"is all about knowing your chemistry."
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"If you can get your hands on some magnesium,"
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"found in the armrests on many modern trains,"
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"and some iron oxide, or rust,"
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"and then add some fire,"
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"So this is the hard way?"
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"And the dangerous way."
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"What happened?"
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"I ran out of fuel."
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"And it didn't have time to cut all the way through."
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"We're gonna have to move back to Plan "C"."
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"Plan "C"?"
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"Plan "C" went out the window eight operatives"
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"and a helicopter ago."
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"We're, like, on Plan "F" right now, dude."
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"It won't budge."
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"- No! You need some help. - I can do it."
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"- Go! Go! - No!"
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"No. Move over."
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"I'm not going anywhere. Let's go!"
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"All right, the second it snaps,"
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"you jump to the other car."
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"We'll have about two seconds to make it before we hit the tracks"
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"at 100 miles an hour."
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"That sounds awesome! Let's do this!"
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"Now what?"
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"Now we, uh... We go back to Plan "A"."
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"Wait a minute. I thought you said that Plan "A""
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"could kill everybody on board the train."
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"Yeah, I did."
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"Except there's only two people on board now."
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"Oh!"
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"Great!"
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"I've never been to Frankfurt."
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"Guessing this isn't the way you wanted to visit."
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"No. I always thought I'd die somewhere tropical."
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