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Clips from MacGyver - Toothpick (S01E01)

"_"
MacGyver
"You're not even paying attention to me, are you?"
MacGyver
"Come on. Bro, seriously."
MacGyver
"And you know how annoying my chewing can get."
MacGyver
"Okay, all right, she's a girl that I went on one date with."
MacGyver
"But she's just not..."
MacGyver
"It's not?"
MacGyver
"Then why have we chased her"
MacGyver
"What are you so happy about?"
MacGyver
"Look, I know you want your parole officer to think"
MacGyver
"This one sure did."
MacGyver
"It's time to pack up, boys."
MacGyver
"What's in Berlin?"
MacGyver
"For over a year, Interpol and the CIA have been"
MacGyver
"when Wexler's executive assistant, Katarina Wagner,"
MacGyver
"And that email is only two hours old."
MacGyver
"get on that train..."
MacGyver
"Oh, great, she's not in here."
MacGyver
"Looks about six inches."
MacGyver
"This is who we're looking for now."
MacGyver
"So... maybe just hear me out first?"
MacGyver
"That's why my friends and I..."
MacGyver
"Yeah, I don't think he's gonna pick up."
MacGyver
"And I really don't want that to happen."
MacGyver
"For what?"
MacGyver
"I did. Why?"
MacGyver
"So, you want the bad news or even worse news?"
MacGyver
"Watch our backs. You're our eyes and ears now."
MacGyver
"Aah!"
MacGyver
"Ugh!"
MacGyver
"Guys?"
MacGyver
"once I find your killer from the train station."
MacGyver
"How can we track them now?"
MacGyver
"professional operators will always stand out."
MacGyver
"You just have to know what to look for."
MacGyver
"Men with this kind of training will change"
MacGyver
"No, this is... this is my first time."
MacGyver
"The kind who would do the right thing no matter how dangerous."
MacGyver
"When I first started at Wexler Aerospace,"
MacGyver
"Wexler was"
MacGyver
"What is it?"
MacGyver
"When I was young, my grandfather and I traveled"
MacGyver
"Trust me."
MacGyver
""Where you're going doesn't matter", he always used to say."
MacGyver
"I remember loving the trip, not because of what I saw outside,"
MacGyver
"...when getting caught can get you killed."
MacGyver
"These torpedoes are small pressure-released explosives"
MacGyver
"- Unexpected visitor. - Okay."
MacGyver
"Well, that's two more down,"
MacGyver
"being dead right now. Over."
MacGyver
"I get it. Mac, can you fix the hole?"
MacGyver
"- Up! Up! Up! Move! Move! Move! - Um, Jack, she said calmly."
MacGyver
"Thank you."
MacGyver
"Wexler's men have sabotaged the train and split,"
MacGyver
"so now we're on a runaway that's gonna crash into Frankfurt"
MacGyver
"Jack, our witness..."
MacGyver
"I can't believe Eric would let this many"
MacGyver
"to decouple the cars."
MacGyver
"Of course there's a hard way."
MacGyver
"you've got what you need to make a thermal lance:"
MacGyver
"a cutting tool that can slice through just about anything."
MacGyver
"What are you doing? Get back there."
MacGyver
"- Brains before beauty. - I'm serious, man."
MacGyver
"Oh, boy."
MacGyver
"You know what's weird?"
MacGyver
"Or you could do it."
MacGyver
"But I don't have miles of track,"
MacGyver
"A bit like slamming your car into reverse"
MacGyver
"Except we're doing about 225,"
MacGyver
"Mac!"
MacGyver
"Mac!"
MacGyver
"Eh, I kept you alive."
MacGyver
"Good-bye, Angus."
MacGyver
"That's, you know... progress."
MacGyver
"- build the stable. - Ugh."
MacGyver
"I feel like I'm being played now."
MacGyver
"dumped his bag, and took off."
MacGyver
"He's weird like that sometimes."
MacGyver
"They say the best laid plans often go awry."
MacGyver
"I said to him, "Billy, if you're gonna raise your fist"
MacGyver
"to another man, you better be prepared to use it.""
MacGyver
"And you know what he did?"
MacGyver
"Son of a bitch used 'em."
MacGyver
"Punched me right between the eyes."
MacGyver
"Almost broke my honker."
MacGyver
"Friend of mine said he'd never seen so much blood."
MacGyver
"And his wife worked at the hospital."
MacGyver
"I got my revenge. You know what I did?"
MacGyver
"- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Hmm?"
MacGyver
"Mm-hmm."
MacGyver
""Hey, Angus, it's Cindy."
MacGyver
"I miss your cute butt"."
MacGyver
"Gross."
MacGyver
"She didn't say that. Give me that."
MacGyver
"There's five messages."
MacGyver
"The last 24 hours. You want to tell me about this Cindy"
MacGyver
"or should I be worried?"
MacGyver
"I already told you... There's nothing to tell."
MacGyver
"I'm bored."
MacGyver
"If not..."
MacGyver
"I'm gonna have to polish off another bag of these..."
MacGyver
"whatever they are."
MacGyver
"If you just closed your mouth it would solve"
MacGyver
"- the problem. - Oh, really? Okay, all right."
MacGyver
"And?"
MacGyver
"Okay. She's smart, she's funny..."
MacGyver
"and she's beautiful."
MacGyver
"Does she have a criminal record?"
MacGyver
"Actually, she's great."
MacGyver
"Okay."
MacGyver
"Your psycho ex-girlfriend, who turned evil,"
MacGyver
"betrayed you and tried to unleash a plague"
MacGyver
"on the rest of the world? I get it."
MacGyver
"You're not over Nikki."
MacGyver
"- It's not like that. - No?"
MacGyver
"to some slum in Portugal"
MacGyver
"and staked out her place for, like, the last..."
MacGyver
"57 hours and counting?"
MacGyver
"- This is just business. - Mm-hmm."
MacGyver
"I'm not still in love with Nikki."
MacGyver
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