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Clips from NewsRadio - Rose Bowl (S03E03)

Mr. James, do you recognize this item?

"Mr. James, do you recognize this item?"

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Could you be a little more specific?

"Could you be a little more specific?"

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Yeah, yeah. Ahem.

"Yeah, yeah. Ahem."

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That kid right there.

"That kid right there."

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--told me that was the actual skull of George Lindsey.

"--told me that was the actual skull of George Lindsey."

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You know, Goober, from The Andy Griffith Show.

"You know, Goober, from The Andy Griffith Show."

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Even if he could prove that I sold him the skull,

"Even if he could prove that I sold him the skull,"

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which he can't, he could not prove

"which he can't, he could not prove"

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that it does not belong to George "Goober" Lindsey.

"that it does not belong to George "Goober" Lindsey."

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George "Goober" Lindsey is not dead.

"George "Goober" Lindsey is not dead."

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Is too.

"Is too."

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I would like to call to the stand

"I would like to call to the stand"

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You can call me George. [CHUCKLES]

"You can call me George. [CHUCKLES]"

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Thank you. Thank you.

"Thank you. Thank you."

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JOE: Mr. Lindsey...

"JOE: Mr. Lindsey..."

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is this your skull?

"is this your skull?"

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No.

"No."

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Thank you, Mr. Lindsey. You're dismissed.

"Thank you, Mr. Lindsey. You're dismissed."

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That's it?

"That's it?"

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Yes, sir. You're excused.

"Yes, sir. You're excused."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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[CLICKS TONGUE]

"[CLICKS TONGUE]"

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Oh, thanks. [LAUGHS]

"Oh, thanks. [LAUGHS]"

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Bye, Goob.

"Bye, Goob."

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about wanting to get credit for your ideas?

"about wanting to get credit for your ideas?"

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All right. I am hardly waiting outside of your office

"All right. I am hardly waiting outside of your office"

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And for the last time, I am not...obsessing.

"And for the last time, I am not...obsessing."

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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Come in, Lisa.

"Come in, Lisa."

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[CHUCKLES]

"[CHUCKLES]"

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Hi, chief.

"Hi, chief."

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You're looking at him.

"You're looking at him."

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You've gotta be kidding.

"You've gotta be kidding."

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No, I-I'll be doing your evaluation.

"No, I-I'll be doing your evaluation."

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Everyone else gets evaluated by a peer,

"Everyone else gets evaluated by a peer,"

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and just by coincidence, I end up staring

"and just by coincidence, I end up staring"

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into the grinning maw of Evil Otto himself?

"into the grinning maw of Evil Otto himself?"

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Evil Otto?

"Evil Otto?"

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You're really enjoying this, aren't you, you sick bastard?

"You're really enjoying this, aren't you, you sick bastard?"

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and I'm very happy with your performance.

"and I'm very happy with your performance."

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How come I'm the only one

"How come I'm the only one"

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who gets dressed down by the boss man?

"who gets dressed down by the boss man?"

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Why me?!

"Why me?!"

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Keep up the good work.

"Keep up the good work."

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This is your way of letting me know

"This is your way of letting me know"

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Message received, my friend...

"Message received, my friend..."

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[ANGRILY] loud and clear!

"[ANGRILY] loud and clear!"

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Beth?!

"Beth?!"

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Look, would you please just drop it, all right?

"Look, would you please just drop it, all right?"

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And you were obsessed with not appearing to be obsessed,

"And you were obsessed with not appearing to be obsessed,"

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Well...no, no-- No, I really don't want

"Well...no, no-- No, I really don't want"

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Uh...Dave? Mm-hm?

"Uh...Dave? Mm-hm?"

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This is Lisa. She'll be doing your evaluation.

"This is Lisa. She'll be doing your evaluation."

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All right.

"All right."

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Just do it and put me out of my misery.

"Just do it and put me out of my misery."

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Mm-hm.

"Mm-hm."

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And a wonderful leader. Uh-huh.

"And a wonderful leader. Uh-huh."

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Um, actually, the only criticism I have is a very small one--

"Um, actually, the only criticism I have is a very small one--"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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I guess we're finished here.

"I guess we're finished here."

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Look, I-I'm sorry I didn't tell the staff

"Look, I-I'm sorry I didn't tell the staff"

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that the new evaluation system was your idea,

"that the new evaluation system was your idea,"

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but as far as I can recall, that is the only instance.

"but as far as I can recall, that is the only instance."

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That's how you want to play it...

"That's how you want to play it..."

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I suggest we rent Jean Renoir's A Month in the Country.

"I suggest we rent Jean Renoir's A Month in the Country."

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Two weeks later, you recommend it to Catherine,

"Two weeks later, you recommend it to Catherine,"

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Yes I am. Get comfortable.

"Yes I am. Get comfortable."

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for the first time...

"for the first time..."

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Well, judging from the expressions on your faces,

"Well, judging from the expressions on your faces,"

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I'm gonna assume that the new employee evaluation system

"I'm gonna assume that the new employee evaluation system"

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is not exactly a big hit.

"is not exactly a big hit."

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So...you're all staring at me

"So...you're all staring at me"

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What a tremendous surprise for me.

"What a tremendous surprise for me."

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Hold it, Dave.

"Hold it, Dave."

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[ANGRILY] and now you expect us to believe it's alphabet soup?

"[ANGRILY] and now you expect us to believe it's alphabet soup?"

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What?

"What?"

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You know what the jackass means, Evil Otto.

"You know what the jackass means, Evil Otto."

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um, it was-- It was pointed out to me that I sometimes tend

"um, it was-- It was pointed out to me that I sometimes tend"

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to not give credit where credit is due.

"to not give credit where credit is due."

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the idea of having you evaluate each other,

"the idea of having you evaluate each other,"

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that-- That wasn't my idea.

"that-- That wasn't my idea."

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Well, hey, at least-- At least we learned

"Well, hey, at least-- At least we learned"

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a little bit about ourselves, huh?

"a little bit about ourselves, huh?"

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JIMMY: And-- And-- And I have

"JIMMY: And-- And-- And I have"

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since found out that Yul Brynner

"since found out that Yul Brynner"

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...in The King and I.

"...in The King and I."

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Enough, Mr. James.

"Enough, Mr. James."

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that you have a large box full of junk.

"that you have a large box full of junk."

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I applaud you.

"I applaud you."

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I would countersue you for reckless prosecution

"I would countersue you for reckless prosecution"

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and for defamation of character.

"and for defamation of character."

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And for just generally

"And for just generally"

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Tubalcain.

"Tubalcain."

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And I sentence the kid to one month

"And I sentence the kid to one month"

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for psychiatric evaluation.

"for psychiatric evaluation."

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Oh. Hey.

"Oh. Hey."

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[CHUCKLES]

"[CHUCKLES]"

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Beth...

"Beth..."

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LISA: All right, everybody.

"LISA: All right, everybody."

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That's enough.

"That's enough."

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Come on, you're obviously all mad at each other,

"Come on, you're obviously all mad at each other,"

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and you're mad at me.

"and you're mad at me."

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And so I think it's time

"And so I think it's time"

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that we just talk this out.

"that we just talk this out."

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Okay?

"Okay?"

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All right, fine.

"All right, fine."

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You leave me no choice.

"You leave me no choice."

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Plan B it is.

"Plan B it is."

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Ladies and gentlemen...

"Ladies and gentlemen..."

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nobody will leave this office tonight

"nobody will leave this office tonight"

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until we have...

"until we have..."

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a group hug.

"a group hug."

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Lisa's always taking credit for his ideas.

"Lisa's always taking credit for his ideas."

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Oh, I suppose this is Lisa's way of insinuating

"Oh, I suppose this is Lisa's way of insinuating"

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I have got to get me some of this action.

"I have got to get me some of this action."

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Oh. I knew it.

"Oh. I knew it."

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Underneath it all, Bill's just a big old softy.

"Underneath it all, Bill's just a big old softy."

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That makes me wanna give him a big hug.

"That makes me wanna give him a big hug."

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I just wish those other people weren't involved.

"I just wish those other people weren't involved."

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