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Clips from NewsRadio - Rose Bowl (S03E03)

Case dismissed.

"Case dismissed."

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1989, again, drunk and disorderly.

"1989, again, drunk and disorderly."

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Case dismissed.

"Case dismissed."

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1994,

"1994,"

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drunk and disorderly.

"drunk and disorderly."

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Case dismissed.

"Case dismissed."

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Conviction later overturned when new evidence showed

"Conviction later overturned when new evidence showed"

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the defendant was not drunk,

"the defendant was not drunk,"

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but merely the world's number one Rangers fan,

"but merely the world's number one Rangers fan,"

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returning home

"returning home"

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from the greatest overtime win

"from the greatest overtime win"

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the other side doesn't.

"the other side doesn't."

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All federal, state and local judges are members

"All federal, state and local judges are members"

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of a certain sect of the Freemasons.

"of a certain sect of the Freemasons."

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Now, hold it, hold it.

"Now, hold it, hold it."

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Well, there's more to it than that. Like what?

"Well, there's more to it than that. Like what?"

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obligates judges to rule in your favor.

"obligates judges to rule in your favor."

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Then they have to go paddle each other off

"Then they have to go paddle each other off"

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in a secret cave somewhere.

"in a secret cave somewhere."

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And what's that?

"And what's that?"

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Okay, but it better be good.

"Okay, but it better be good."

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Yeah. Clearly you're in good hands.

"Yeah. Clearly you're in good hands."

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute."

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You're basing my whole case on some silly secret word?

"You're basing my whole case on some silly secret word?"

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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Tubalcain? What the hell does that mean?

"Tubalcain? What the hell does that mean?"

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I have no idea.

"I have no idea."

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Hi. Hello, Lisa.

"Hi. Hello, Lisa."

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This is Beth.

"This is Beth."

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Beth will be doing your evaluation today.

"Beth will be doing your evaluation today."

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Really?

"Really?"

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Ha, yes, it does.

"Ha, yes, it does."

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Huh. That's interesting.

"Huh. That's interesting."

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Okay, Beth, please,

"Okay, Beth, please,"

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Uh, first of all, I just want to say

"Uh, first of all, I just want to say"

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that my overall evaluation is very positive.

"that my overall evaluation is very positive."

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and dedicated to her work as a reporter.

"and dedicated to her work as a reporter."

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And, in general, I find her office demeanor

"And, in general, I find her office demeanor"

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to be quite professional.

"to be quite professional."

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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I--

"I--"

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in the rain, on a Saturday night,

"in the rain, on a Saturday night,"

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in front of a movie theater.

"in front of a movie theater."

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I called you. Well, my machine isn't working.

"I called you. Well, my machine isn't working."

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Your machine was working, you just don't know how to work it.

"Your machine was working, you just don't know how to work it."

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Really. You're telling me that I don't--

"Really. You're telling me that I don't--"

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Okay, I think we're getting off topic here.

"Okay, I think we're getting off topic here."

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Why don't we stick to an evaluation

"Why don't we stick to an evaluation"

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I find Lisa's communication skills to be quite good.

"I find Lisa's communication skills to be quite good."

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She's a very fast typer, and whatever you say

"She's a very fast typer, and whatever you say"

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about her wardrobe, at least she is punctual.

"about her wardrobe, at least she is punctual."

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whose outfit should be pulled behind a shrimp boat?

"whose outfit should be pulled behind a shrimp boat?"

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Does she have any serious criticisms?

"Does she have any serious criticisms?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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I have noticed that sometimes you tend to get...

"I have noticed that sometimes you tend to get..."

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about getting credit for your own ideas.

"about getting credit for your own ideas."

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All right. Okay.

"All right. Okay."

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you did not give me credit for them,

"you did not give me credit for them,"

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and I am not obsessing.

"and I am not obsessing."

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What-- This has nothing to do with me.

"What-- This has nothing to do with me."

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Lisa, you're obsessing.

"Lisa, you're obsessing."

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Oh, okay. Lisa, Lisa.

"Oh, okay. Lisa, Lisa."

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Door.

"Door."

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JUDGE: Jimmy James v. Kyle Martin Enterprises, Inc.

"JUDGE: Jimmy James v. Kyle Martin Enterprises, Inc."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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And this would be your counsel?

"And this would be your counsel?"

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Yes, I am.

"Yes, I am."

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The master builder awaits the pyramids.

"The master builder awaits the pyramids."

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I bet you do.

"I bet you do."

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Okay. And would the, uh,

"Okay. And would the, uh,"

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Okay, this is the-- The guy that sold me the stuff.

"Okay, this is the-- The guy that sold me the stuff."

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[CLEARS THROAT]

"[CLEARS THROAT]"

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I've never seen this dude before

"I've never seen this dude before"

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in my life.

"in my life."

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Bill, whose name did you pick?

"Bill, whose name did you pick?"

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for making these evaluations

"for making these evaluations"

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a more democratic, egalitarian process.

"a more democratic, egalitarian process."

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Well, thank you, Bill. Whose name did you pick?

"Well, thank you, Bill. Whose name did you pick?"

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Kudos to you, sir. And kudos again.

"Kudos to you, sir. And kudos again."

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Thanks again. Whose name did you pick, Bill?

"Thanks again. Whose name did you pick, Bill?"

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It's a wonderful time to be alive, isn't it?

"It's a wonderful time to be alive, isn't it?"

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You got Catherine, didn't you?

"You got Catherine, didn't you?"

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Now, this is gonna be magnificent.

"Now, this is gonna be magnificent."

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Well, Catherine...

"Well, Catherine..."

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Your work here in the last year has been--

"Your work here in the last year has been--"

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"Exemplary?"

""Exemplary?""

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I'm sorry. "Exemplary" is a word that means--

"I'm sorry. "Exemplary" is a word that means--"

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And for that reason, we can forgive the fact

"And for that reason, we can forgive the fact"

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I do not!

"I do not!"

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In addition, you brighten our days with your warm smile,

"In addition, you brighten our days with your warm smile,"

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your quick wit and the hilarious doodles

"your quick wit and the hilarious doodles"

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you're always drawing

"you're always drawing"

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of what Dave might look like naked.

"of what Dave might look like naked."

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You're the one that does those sick drawings

"You're the one that does those sick drawings"

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and forces us to look at them.

"and forces us to look at them."

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Male breasts.

"Male breasts."

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I assume.

"I assume."

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I think it makes things more informal.

"I think it makes things more informal."

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Okay, just do the stupid evaluation.

"Okay, just do the stupid evaluation."

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Oh. Okay.

"Oh. Okay."

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Well, before we begin, Beth, how are we doing today?

"Well, before we begin, Beth, how are we doing today?"

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Get get on with it, Matthew. Okay.

"Get get on with it, Matthew. Okay."

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"Beth... Uh-huh.

""Beth... Uh-huh."

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"...communicates well with her coworkers,

""...communicates well with her coworkers,"

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including WNYX's anchorman, Bill McNeal."

"including WNYX's anchorman, Bill McNeal.""

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In the five years I have had

"In the five years I have had"

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What?

"What?"

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"by paying more attention to Bill,

""by paying more attention to Bill,"

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helping Bill,"

"helping Bill,""

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What does that have to do with me?

"What does that have to do with me?"

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Um, I have some thoughts about how you dress.

"Um, I have some thoughts about how you dress."

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Okay. Go ahead.

"Okay. Go ahead."

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Um, on a scale of one, being very poor,

"Um, on a scale of one, being very poor,"

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um, I give Beth an eight, which is very good.

"um, I give Beth an eight, which is very good."

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Very good.

"Very good."

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Bill is a million, and I am eight.

"Bill is a million, and I am eight."

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Yeah. Ugh...

"Yeah. Ugh..."

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Hey, I only get a six.

"Hey, I only get a six."

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I get a six and a half.

"I get a six and a half."

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Time will tell.

"Time will tell."

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