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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wig Master (S07E07)

"Hey, not bad. I kind of like this little thing here."
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"Here we go. Here we go."
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"I'm telling you, I can coach in the NFL. It's not that hard."
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"- Get out of here. - Come on."
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"No, the stupidest thing was when you said Steve Kroft from 60 Minutes..."
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"...is the guy from Seals & Croft."
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"Watch the videos. I'm telling you, look at them."
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"This is nice."
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"- Yeah, what time is it? - Ten-thirty."
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"- Boy, that's a nice jacket. - Oh, I don't believe this."
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"I forgot to give it back. It belongs to the Friars Club."
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"Yeah, I like that crest."
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"- Breakfast? - Oh, yeah."
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"Most important meal of the day."
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"I tell you, I have never felt so fertile. I'm mossy, Jerry. My brain is mossy."
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"A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly."
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"- What do you think? - I think you need more sleep."
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"She never wants to leave the apartment."
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"It's like she doesn't wanna be seen with me."
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"- Now you're being ridiculous. - Yeah."
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"- No milk? - Oh, I'll be back."
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"Jerry?"
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"Kramer."
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"- Are you awake? - Why? What time is it?"
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"- It's 4. - Four in the morning?"
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"All this free time, I don't know what to do. You wanna do something?"
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"No. Would you just get out?"
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"- Well, you wanna rent a movie? - No."
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"Well, what am I gonna do?"
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"- Ready for lunch? - I'm stuck here..."
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"Listen, there's something really suspicious about this guy."
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"Every time Mr. Peterman tries to assign him any work..."
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"...he says he can't hear. And it all gets dumped on me."
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"- You think he's faking? - I don't know."
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"Hey, Elaine."
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"Oh, you have a friend."
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"Just wanted to say hi."
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"Bob, you know what?"
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"I'm kind of swamped here. Could you give me a hand with the catalog?"
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"- I'm sorry. What? - I'm kind of swamped."
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"Thank you."
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"I'm having lunch with Mr. P."
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"I better get going."
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"Did you see that? Did you see that, Jerry?"
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"- That was him? - Yes."
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"- Somehow I thought he'd be taller. - All right. Listen."
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"We'll have to do this some other time. I got work to do."
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"Hey, Bob."
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"Bob?"
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"Bob?"
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"Oh, Bob?"
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"Bob?"
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"Hey."
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"I was just in the bathroom."
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"No, no. I was in the bathroom with Bob."
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"- So what? - No, I kind of tried to test his hearing."
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"Get out! What did you do?"
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"I snuck up behind him at the urinal, tried to see if he could hear me."
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"- And? - Well, he flinched sort of."
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"What do you mean, sort of? What did he do?"
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"But it might have been on the zip-up."
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"- So you don't know anything? - Actually, no."
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"Come in."
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"Last night, huh? Was that something or was that something?"
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"- That was something. - She's great, isn't she?"
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"Fantastic. Fantastic woman."
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"- I told you. - I'm nuts about her."
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"Do you think she could be an it?"
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"- She could be. - We might have an it!"
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"- It written all over her. - She's got everything."
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"- I don't know. I didn't really talk to her. - She's smart."
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"- You take my word for it. - Whatever."
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"Didn't they always have a bunch of people around..."
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"- That doesn't sound right. - No."
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"Tonight she's got tickets for that show she's working on..."
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"- ... The Flying Sandos Brothers. - Flying Sandos, beautiful."
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"Great, 7:30, all right?"
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"So, Jerry, there's an empty apartment in my building."
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"The jacket. It's not here. It's gotta be here."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Thanks for that 4 a.m. wake-up call last night."
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"- Oh, the one with the crest? - Yeah."
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"- That's at the cleaner's. - The cleaner's? How did it get there?"
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"Well, I borrowed it last night..."
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"- ...and it got a little dirty. - Great."
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"Somehow? You've had an hour and 20 minutes sleep in three days."
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"Well, so look, the cleaner's said you could pick it up tonight at 6."
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"All right. I just hope I can get it to the Friars before the show."
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"Won't be a problem, don't worry about it."
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"Hey."
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"- Hey! - Watch out, boy."
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"Can you give us a hand with some of these boxes, Bob?"
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"Bob?"
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"I want you so bad, Bob."
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"You turn me on so much."
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"I'm starting to unbutton."
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"Anything getting through? Bob?"
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"- They perform all over. Europe mostly. - European tours."
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"- Sorry. Sorry I'm late. - Hey, Jerry."
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"- You're wearing the jacket? - It wasn't ready on time."
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"- I have to return it after the show. - Sure, sure, sure."
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"How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh?"
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"Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better."
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"So are you sure you don't wanna go to the movies?"
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"It's a bold adventure, huh?"
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"This is risky business, huh?"
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"How would you kind people like to lend me a hand with our next trick?"
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"- My jacket? - Yes, the jacket."
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"You can't argue with that."
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"- Come on. - Do it."
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"- Come on, Jerry. Do it! - Give him the jacket. Go ahead."
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"All right."
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"And now we say the magic word:"
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"And we make it disappear."
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"Cosmo."
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"Honey, can you move a little? This hurts."
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"Cosmo?"
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"Oh, my God. Cosmo, wake up."
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"Cosmo?"
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"Oh, my God. He's dead."
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