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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Total Re-Carl (S02E02)

"I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it."
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"- Put those back, they're not for you. - That's a good one."
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"When he was a Hardy boy, and, you know, they was private eyes."
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"Plus, he had, like, 10 eyes in his head."
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"- Okay. I'll give it to you. - Hello. Is anyone here?"
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"- Carl. It works. - What works?"
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"All of them, look. Get it when I say look?"
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"Just walk over here, Carl. Let's see if your legs work."
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"You got to study me, like a pupil."
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"- That hurts so bad. - Don't worry about that, Carl."
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"Your feet are made of eyeballs, but they'll toughen up over time."
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"- May I see a mirror, please? - All right. Here you go, Shaun Cassidy."
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"What are you, an idiot? Never heard of Shaun Cassidy?"
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"So that explains the breeze I've been feeling in my thighs."
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"then you'll be able to walk normally."
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"Why don't we just blow my brains out now and save yourself some time?"
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"Look. Carl. This is gonna hurt, but try to take another step towards me."
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"Believe me. I will. I'm coming for you."
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"- That's tight. - I'm gonna hug the breath right out of you."
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"Meatwad, unplug him."
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"Okay. Plan C."
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"I give you the ultimate in military hardware..."
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"And you're gonna plug him in?"
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"You're right. Damn. What the hell was I thinking?"
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"- Fudge. - That's not an F-bomb."
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"- I still haven't gotten the hang... - Just give me the damn thing."
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"The steering wheel makes it go left and right, this switch is power."
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"Easy, Carl, don't make me have to shut the power off."
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"Don't do that. Just sort of put it on my chin."
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"Meatwad."
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"- Get him off me, please. - Yes?"
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"I didn't mean it!"
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"Everything I say to you, I mean about myself!"
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"- Shut up. I'll make it worse. - Not in the house."
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"With spring here, we thought you might be interested in a new deck."
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"Press this button and an infrared privacy curtain is activated..."
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"I get it. You want to be alone when you go to the..."
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"Did he do number two yet?"
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"Look. We'll be cool as long as the police don't drive by."
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"Man, I ain't trying to watch Carl take no criznap, baby."
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"Okay. That wasn't too bad."
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"You may feel a little stiffness tomorrow, but that'll be natural."
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"Look. He's attached."
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"I'm just not too clear on being..."
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"Fudge you."
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"I'll friggin' steer it with my tongue."
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"No, I need to live!"
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"He ain't gonna poop in the yard. He'll go inside to do that."
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"So there's the head. I've been looking all over for that thing."
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"What's this thing here?"
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"Why do my knees feel like they want to tear up?"
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"...works with Chauna Construction Company."
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"- Well, yeah. It's your house. - That's right, it is."
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"I'm gonna start dropping F-bombs. Listen. Fart you, farthead."
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"- That's cool. I mean, I'll wait. - No, you won't."
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"Shut up, Shake, you know what I mean."
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"Where's the friggin' flush on this thing?"
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"I remember some things."
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"Yeah. Dip them in the stool softener. I mean, it's delicious."
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"It's cool. I stayed on the shoulder the whole way."
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"Gross."
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"And there you go, Carl."
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"Shut up. I said that first till you copied me."
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"We don't need a toilet."
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"Chief, where do you want this?"
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"Why do that?"
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"No, this is the best part."
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"Nice, a crapper."
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"Okay. So, sort of like that movie Predator..."
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"Naked, I might add."
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"Gentlemen, we have the technology."
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"Take this body back, and not through town."
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"Get it off! Rip it off! What am I doing? Oh, God!"
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"Meatwad, get a life. The rest for me."
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"Turn it left. I keep hitting the same spot."
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"That's no ordinary toilet. That toilet is environmentally friendly."
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"- Wow, what a waste. The poor children. - This one uses highly compressed air..."
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"only instead of hunting people, he's crapping."
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"You'll be living it every time you go to the bathroom."
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"so old and black."
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"Okay, hang on a sec."
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"Which button turns me to the lawyer, and makes me sue you?"
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"God!"
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