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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Total Re-Carl (S02E02)

"And look what I just added to it."
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"Goody. So I should sort of let the neighbors know..."
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"Maybe we could sell some tickets. "Come by and take pictures."
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"rendering you virtually invisible."
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"and he still hasn't gone."
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"Shoot, that boy's gonna poop himself inside out."
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"He's gonna lift right off the ground."
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"It'll be like the Hulk, ripping out the back of his pants."
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"But it's gonna smell like a paper mill. You know that, don't you?"
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"I just can't go, you know, when people watch me."
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"The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years..."
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"I don't know whose clothes that is. Somebody ain't wearing that again."
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"Where's the invisible thing? Screw it. I got to do this."
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"Let me see. I don't want to see that."
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"Nobody wants to see that. What are you trying to do, kill me?"
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"What? I was cleaning. The dial is very dirty."
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"Look at them bras. Yeah."
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"He's just sitting there reading with his pants down."
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"- Every time someone flushes... - Yes. I know. Three gallons!"
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"- You did not. - I did, too."
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"- Shut up. You're ruining my moment. - Yeah. Your moment. His movement."
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"We can rebuild him."
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"Just while we're on the subject, can I use your pool?"
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"- Yes, Meatwad, you may. - Okay. Thank you."
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"You know what, Carl? I thank you..."
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"and the computer's able to translate his brain output into text."
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"You drove that thing through town?"
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"- Carl, can you hear me? - What happened there?"
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"What? We don't know. We're just glad you're all right."
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"I mean, you don't remember what happened, do you?"
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"That's all you can get when you go to the west end."
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"So, did it work?"
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"Of course it worked not at all, which is what I was trying to say..."
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"before I was so rudely interrupted."
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"Mail call. Frylock, letter for you."
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""we cannot legally send you a 'butt load' of organs..."
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""regardless on whether we plan on using them"."
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"I didn't say "butt load". I said "ass load". Bureaucrats."
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"Check me out. I'm Shaun Cassidy."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"We'll craft some synthetic lids..."
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"Give me a hug, Fryman."
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"complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton..."
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"and motion-activated plasma-pulse rifles."
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"Look. You're gonna break my friggin' nose."
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"That may not work. Let's just get Meatwad to drive you home."
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"- Zone in target. - Target locked in."
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"Gentlemen, you have reached Dr. Weird's residence."
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"Now speak at the tone."
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"Hello, Dr. Wire... Wired... Weird."
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"Steve, send the phone spiders."
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"- Spiders. Get them off. - I guess we're not interested."
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"Carl?"
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"- Carl. Open the door. - Damn it."
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"- I got a gift for you. - Go away."
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"I'm so tired of this. Friggin' go away, you freak."
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"- Did you lose something behind the couch? - I did. I lost peace and quiet!"
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"What do you need? What do you want? Can I not just live here..."
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"without having to occasionally deal with you animals?"
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"Know how much water is used up every time you flush the toilet?"
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"- I give. What? - Three gallons."
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"creating a super vacuum which completely obliterates all waste upon impact."
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"that I'm gonna be kind of, you know, exposing myself..."
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"four to five times a day, depending on what I eat?"
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""This where I do my business from now on"."
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"Or the Hollow Man. You choose your science fiction fantasy."
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"Go ahead, try it out."
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"I don't need to go right now."
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"By the way, we also made you a little care package for your new adventure."
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"Oh, boy, fiber tablets. Yum-yum."
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"- There's espresso there, too, if you... - Leave!"
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"Damn, he drank all the coffee and half those tablets..."
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"- Shut up, Meatwad. - Okay."
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"Why are we doing this? This seems sick."
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"The supertoilet needs to be tested on humans..."
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"before I can actually apply for a patent."
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"- Not if his door's locked. - By God, I got to go!"
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"and it will continue to work."
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"Shut up, he's about to sit down."
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"I thought you was gonna make him invisible."
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"- I can't afford to do that. - That has been burned into my retinas."
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"Put down the phone, Shake."
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"And for god's sake, burn those moles off, will you?"
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"See? I did it again. I'm pretty good."
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"I got a book coming out."
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"Don't act like it's yours. It's Carl's head, and he been using it..."
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"to tell me I can go swimming and... Can I drink some beer?"
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"- Help yourself. It's in the back. - And drink his beer."
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"and I will take you up on your generous offer and have some of your beer."
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"- Shake can't have any. - You tell him, Carl."
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"The head can't stay unattached from his body for long."
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"It ain't going nowhere. It's bungeed to the tree."
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"I'm keeping his head alive with electrical impulses..."
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"Really? Is that an "f"? He's dropping F-bombs over here."
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"Don't look over here. These are words you don't need to learn."
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"That's not how F-bombs are dropped, you idiot."
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"- Come on, Shake. - The fart it is, farter."
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"Fart all y'all. Y'all go fart yourself."
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"At least bring it through the back."
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"You heard him. Bring it through the farting back."
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"Damn it, Shake."
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"You said the back. What is this, the front now?"
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"All the nerves are connected. I think we're ready."
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"Why am I black, and where did I get this suit?"
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"- It's ridiculous. - This is not a time for you to be picky."
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"- Oh, no. The body's rejecting the head! - You think? Get it off me!"
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"Hang on."
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"- Of course it worked. - No, it didn't."
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"- Good, the Passaic organ bank. - Yeah. I dealt with these yackos directly."
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""Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research..."
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"To think I was polite with these people. That's the worst part."
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"- What's that big old box outside? - Yes, someone did respond."
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"It's soggy. Where the fart is it from?"
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"- "wegotussomemedicalwaste. com". - You call this organic?"
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"You look in the box. All they sent were eyeballs."
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"- I'm not going near that box. - Let's just see if it works."
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"Wait a minute. Before you turn him on, do you think he'll be able to see us?"
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"In ways you can only imagine."
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"But, look, I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us?"
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"Because if I woke up looking like that..."
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