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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Sabotage (S02E02)

"Anyway, I'm sorry for calling you useless."
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"The ones to watch."
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"The golden boys."
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"You kind of just did your jobs."
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"Now you get it."
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"Your suspension has been lifted, Peralta."
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"They began over two months ago..."
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"Just like this briefing did."
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"Please go to charisma class."
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"No, Jake."
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"Never apologize for making an amazing entrance."
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"My power went out last night,"
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"Your alarm is power-dependent?"
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"You brought this on yourself, son."
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"The point is, it will not happen again."
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"Carry on."
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"Sorry I'm late, Sarge."
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"But I'm here, ready to go."
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"Will cause no further distractions."
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"- Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Seriously?"
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"My car ran out of gas,"
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"and then my clothes disappeared from the Laundromat."
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"that said "Sinbad lives in my building.""
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"and I'm a half an hour early."
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"That's right, my string of bad luck has finally come to an end."
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"Peralta, you failed your drug test."
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"There were traces of cocaine and methamphetamines"
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"- found in your urine. - What?"
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"Captain, this is insane."
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"I mean, sure, a couple of my teeth are loose,"
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"Yeah, those tests are unreliable."
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"I believe in you, Jake,"
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"the power, the gas,"
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"now this?"
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"This is not bad luck, it's a pattern."
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"Someone's trying to sabotage me."
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"And who would want to do that?"
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"Probably someone I put away."
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"It's the only explanation."
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"Or you didn't pay your bills"
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"Wrong, I buy my jerky online"
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"so it looks like you need to update your jerk Rolodex,"
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"which is not as dirty as it sounds."
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"I even have a receipt,"
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"because I keep all my receipts"
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"like a mature adult person."
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"Laser tag,"
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"aha!"
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"Gas station."
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"Someone drained my tank."
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"so maybe there is something to what you're saying."
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"I'll also put someone on this sabotage theory."
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"I'm gonna rip out their eyeballs and fill their sockets..."
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"Copy that."
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"In the meantime, Peralta, you're suspended."
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"All right, fine, you can have my badge and gun,"
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"but we're doing it in your office"
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"and yell out, "The system stinks!""
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"Actually, the procedure is to bring your gun and badge"
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"down to the equipment room on the second floor,"
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"fill out form 452-underscore-J,"
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"and then receive a claim check through interoffice mail."
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"The system stinks!"
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"Hey, Boyle,"
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"you and Jake have been working on?"
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"No, I've just been going over his notes."
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"Look how cool and illegible his handwriting is."
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"Oh, I wish I could be that free."
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"Yeah, well, I thought you might need a little more manpower."
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"Okay."
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"Actually, partners."
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"Yep, there's definitely something in there."
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"Looks like a peanut."
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"Bet it's a cashew."
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"No, Sarge, come on!"
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"They're terrible."
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"They're good detectives."
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"Oh, no."
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"I pushed it in deeper."
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"They're all we got."
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"Sir,"
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"Gina's dance concert was last night."
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"Right."
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"The Dancy Reagan performance."
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"it totally slipped my mind."
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"But don't worry."
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"I told her we were there."
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"Was your favorite move "The Gull"?"
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"I'm a bubble man"
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"and a gull man!"
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"You lied to her?"
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"Like a pro."
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"I couldn't hurt her feelings."
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"She really wanted us to be there."
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"Well, I wish you hadn't involved me in your deception."
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"I maintain a strict code of integrity."
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"Come on, Captain."
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"You never told a white lie to make a person feel better?"
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"Or if a juvenile aged eight years or younger"
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"asks about Santa Claus."
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"about the logical impossibility of proving a negative."
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"It's sentimental drivel,"
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"but they eat it up."
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"So..."
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"does this mean you're gonna blow up my spot"
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"If she asks me, then yes,"
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"Okay, this is everyone I could think of"
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"who would want to mess with my life."
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"the old guy who lived underneath me"
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"Wow, you've pissed off a lot of people."
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"Well, that's what happens when you live out loud, Rosa."
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"We need to look into the power outage and hot water."
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"Do you have proof you pay your bills?"
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"Are you serious?"
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"My reputation is being sabotaged"
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"Or girl, you know."
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"Monsters can be women too."
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"Super progressive attitude, Jake."
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"Look, we are on your side."
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"It's just, you're not the most responsible person."
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