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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Sabotage (S02E02)

"The muggings were confined to Cabot Street."
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"What is your excuse today?"
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"More bad luck."
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"You never told us Sinbad lives in your building."
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"If Sinbad lived in my building,"
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"I would have a tattoo on my forehead"
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"I'm here, I'm here, I'm here,"
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"but that's from dental neglect, not meth."
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"Sir, listen:"
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"the missing laundry, the hot water,"
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"and you only put a quarter gallon of gas in your tank"
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"'cause you wanted to spend the rest on mini-mart beef jerky."
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"from the world's top jerkmasters,"
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"Okay, I know you don't do drugs,"
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"I'll talk to One Police Plaza and arrange an appeal."
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"I got it."
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"I think you might be too close to this."
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"Noice."
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"I'm gonna need you to hand in your badge and gun."
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"so I can slam them down on your desk"
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"hand said form in to the inventory clerk,"
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"So I'm assigning you a new partner."
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"They're fine."
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"I've been so preoccupied with Peralta's drug test,"
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"Me too."
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"Oh, I loved them both!"
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"In which case..."
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"I feed them some reassuring pap"
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"and tell Gina the truth?"
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"Perps, people I've testified against,"
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"when I was learning the Gangnam Style dance."
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"by some guy."
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"We have to do our job."
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"All right, fine. You can see my bank records."
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"Nice."
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"Look, I know technically I'm not supposed to help out,"
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"at the MoMA."
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"just as Amy suggested."
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"At Brooklyn Urine and Blood?"
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"Oh, yeah, the internet says"
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"Fun tourist selfie!"
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"Boink! Not your best."
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"Uh-huh."
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"We got coffee."
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"Anyways, let's do this."
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"I can't believe I'm about to say this."
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"If you guys won't help me,"
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"Context was important on that one."
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"No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Great, let's just go out to your desk"
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"Okay, Terry."
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"It was so good."
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"I'm putting an end to this."
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"But apparently not yours."
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"I know that maintaining integrity can be difficult,"
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"everyone is better for it."
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"You know, he's the guy whose window"
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"was smashed with this rock."
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"Okay?"
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"Sure, but what do they want from him?"
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"I think "limousine" and "magazine""
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"I interviewed Orsk..."
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"You know your turning signal's been on for 30 seconds."
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"I like to announce my turning intention."
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"And while you two were busy lolly-gargling..."
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"I was investigating. I'll send you some selfies."
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"Dude..."
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"See you never."
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"Fine."
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"So that's why you put drugs in my urine."
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"Hey, that was my urine."
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"Your urine is in there."
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"to feel like a man."
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"You're damn right."
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"Big Mike is a cartoon"
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"Walking is too close to dancing,"
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"I bet you feel real good about calling her dancing hobby, huh?"
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"Look, yesterday I told my twins"
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"Yeah, but then they refused to drink their milk"
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"So I bought a couple rabbits and told the girls"
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"I know because I sang "This Is How We Do It" 143 times."
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"You're gonna confess, on video,"
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"Hey, Boyle,"
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"Scully and Hitchcock."
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"Signed confession."
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"Well, someone said it to me last night."
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"Same type of rock that was thrown through the window."
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"Hi. My name is Jake Peralta,"
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"and this is my confession."
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"Geoffrey Hoytsman."
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"I framed him for drug possession,"
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"Also, I fathered two children with Hoytsman's cleaning lady,"
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"God."
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"I am a horrible person who has done horrible things"
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"You really brought my words to life."
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"I had everything."
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"Well, I know no one's coming to rescue me."
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"I pushed all my friends away."
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"You still have time to make it right."
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"Drugs are so silly."
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"- Hyah! - Oh!"
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"God! That's my nose!"
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"So long, Hoytsman."
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"Get up!"
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"I can't."
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"Oh."
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"but that was shredded along with my spandies."
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"Dancing is more than just a hobby for you."
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"I'm sure you're good for the rest."
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"and you pull a stunt like that?"
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"Hello, ma... whoa!"
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"Don't hurt me!"
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"I'm someone's little boy."
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"Oh, I am so relieved you guys found me."
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"Oh, that's very insulting"
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"We looked through those irritating selfies you sent us,"
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"I don't know why."
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"Maybe something I should work out in therapy, but..."
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"Wow, Jake, you're so sincere since you got off coke."
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"Hyeah, no doy!"
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