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Clips from Community (2009) - Curriculum Unavailable (S03E03)

"These memories that you people have been sharing"
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"are a shared psychosis."
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"you were released together, and I am alarmed to see"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"This is not real. You're lying."
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"Search your mind for the real memories."
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"Try to look past the trauma you've been blocking out."
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"- What trauma? - You all came"
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"to this community college"
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"after your lives had fractured."
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"Pill addiction, failed legal career,"
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"broken marriage, lost scholarship,"
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"- old. - Enough!"
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"And, if we were going to fabricate a delusion,"
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"why would we fabricate a community college?"
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"Ah, yes, this fantastical community college"
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"where everything that happens is unbelievably ridiculous"
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"and it all revolves around you as a group."
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"The same reason anyone plunges into psychosis, miss Perry."
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"It was a mentally-compatible alternative"
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"to your grim reality."
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"I know. It's so great."
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"For Greendale!"
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"Charge!"
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"Come on, Leonard."
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"- Yow! - Ooh!"
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"♪ baby boomer Santa ♪"
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"♪ thank you for everything ♪"
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"♪ you're welcome, you're welcome ♪"
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"- Terry, stop it. - * You're welcome, hey *"
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"- Let's do a clip show. - Bottle episode."
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"- Don't forget the clip show. - Harrison Ford."
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"Remember when we went camping? Yes."
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"Yes. Remember when we remembered"
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"going camping while we were in the nursery?"
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"I'm a millionaire, I'm an inventor,"
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"I'm a legend, and I had sex with Eartha Kitt."
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"It's sad."
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"Should we increase their lithium?"
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"Not yet."
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"I want to see what happens"
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"if we confiscate one of their pens."
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"- It's not possible. - Mm."
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"You say you started as a Spanish study group."
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"Do any of you speak Spanish?"
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"Mi hambre es bombero tirantes."
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"but don't community colleges end after two?"
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"Everyone's always saying that."
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"The average community college student attends school"
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"five to seven years."
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"In your mind, they do."
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"In your mind."
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"And you shared this delusion with each other, like that time"
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"all those people got into swing dance music"
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"back in the '90s."
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"And then you were released,"
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"But the official story is that you're now fit"
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"to live within society again."
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"You just have to accept the truth."
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"Wait."
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"Give me a break."
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"That made no sense."
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"Yeah, it's me."
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"No, I think they bought it."
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"I had to do a little riffing at the end,"
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"but I was pretty convincing."
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"Well, if it looks like I'm sneaking out the window,"
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"Don't hurt me. Greendale doesn't exist?"
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"How long did you think we'd buy that?"
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"I'm literally carrying a Greendale backpack."
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"I have, like, 1,000 pictures of the campus on my phone."
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"I have children I see every day."
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"I have definitely not been locked up."
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"Get him."
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"Why would you lie to make us think we were crazy?"
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"Because, Ms. Edison,"
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"Greendale is purgatory,"
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"and I am the devil."
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"- What? - I knew it."
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"Stop letting him make you realize stuff."
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"These aren't even good lies."
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"All right, fine, I had to come up with something."
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"You were getting too close. Close to what?"
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"To the truth."
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"The Indian kid was right."
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"- He's Arabic. - Also Polish."
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"Whatever. I'm a fake psychiatrist,"
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"not a fake ethnologist."
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"The point is your Dean was kidnapped"
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"by Ben Chang and replaced"
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"with a double."
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"I was hired to keep you off the scent."
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"Chang kidnapped the Dean?"
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"Even for him, that's insane."
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"Whoo! I said hot damn!"
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"Chang..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"See, you said that would happen."
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"You are a pre-cog!"
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"You're weak."
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"Uh, guys,"
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"while we were remembering Chang is crazy,"
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"the fake doctor sneaked away."
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"- Oh, crap! - What?"
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"There goes our only chance of clearing our names."
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"You guys, forget about us. The Dean has been kidnapped."
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"He's out there somewhere, alone and cold"
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"a sexy Patty Hearst costume."
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"Britta's right. Wait, what?"
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"We need to rescue the Dean."
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"We need to get back to that school."
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"And we definitely never need to do another paintball."
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"- Yeah. - See, therapy does work."
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"We're cured. Aw. Aw."
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"Sounds like the study group has gotten wise"
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"It's time for phase two. What's phase two?"
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"Pitches, pitches, pitches."
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"Ah, thank you, Megan."
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"Nights."
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"Welcome back, all you night owls."
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