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Clips from 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - Sci-Fi (S01E01)

"She looks good enough to eat."
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"- So, how was school today? - The best ever."
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"We come from very different backgrounds."
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"I'm an alien, and she's a presbyterian."
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"- I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision. - What tipped the scales?"
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"but... they were so big"
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"No. That's a process"
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"that takes years and years."
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"You sound just like my mother."
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"- I don't mind. - It's a two-hour drive."
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"- I'll pay for the gas. - You'd have to wear a suit."
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"- I'm wearing a suit. - A nice suit."
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"It's just that you tend to make"
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"Fine. You can come."
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"My first wedding! I can't wait!"
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"I know. She said I probably got it from Dina,"
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"You know, I tried using a stick to scratch it,"
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"but that just brought up a whole new set of problems."
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"Okay, Sally, this shirt, this tie, these socks?"
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"I want to look my best for the wedding."
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"- What is it with you and that blonde? - Nothing."
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"This is strictly research."
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"this is a perfect opportunity to observe a wedding firsthand."
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"Well, it's really a very fascinating ritual."
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"You said you'd stop spelling in front of me."
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"- What was that? - I don't know,"
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"Oh!"
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"Which air is yours?"
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"Dr. Solomon, I'm sure she'll understand."
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"that... I'm sick."
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"She won't hear it from me."
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"- Good morning. - Good morning, Dr. Albright."
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"Oh, I'm late for class."
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"My head is throbbing."
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"And my back is aching."
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"Dick, you are obviously too sick to go."
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"Dick, I think Sally's right. You should just stay home."
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"Okay, fine. If you insist on being stubborn,"
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"The lady at the drugstore said if this doesn't work,"
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"we have to put a vaporizer in your room."
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"He's rich. She wanted money"
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"so she could sit on her ass. I give it a year."
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"- Shh! - Shh-hh!"
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"- Hold me. - Oh, get off!"
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"Ahh!"
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"Sally, you're amazing. As sick as you are,"
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"- you keep taking care of us. - Yeah, I know."
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"God, what a cruel disease."
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"but nobody listens to me."
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"How could Dina do this to me"
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"I just can't believe I'm gonna die"
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"in the boondocks of the galaxy..."
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"never get used, cheated on,"
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"No one can take a blow to the head like you, Harry."
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"You don't know what that means to me."
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"I love you guys."
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"I really wish you hadn't wrestled the maid of honor for that."
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"I see. Men and women are completely equal"
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"What the hell was her problem?"
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"Mary? Mary, who is"
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"this interesting character you're with?"
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"but you always come through."
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"is not the bride but Mary Albright!"
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"Hi."
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"Mmm, and I love your traditional oyster stuffing,"
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"Now, open wide."
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"- I came by to see how you're feeling. - I'm feeling better, thanks."
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"So is there a chance we could do it all over again?"
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"- Are you all right? - I'm fine. I could stay here all night."
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"Listen. It's 4/4 time with a half-beat hesitation."
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"- I'm taking you home and putting you to bed. - All right!"
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"We're having sex tonight!"
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"Ahh!"
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"I know, because I think I'm dying."
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"I have to tell you something."
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"I won't."
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"I come from a different world."
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"Could you be a little more specific?"
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"I was delirious."
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"Isn't that silly?"
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"Or an afternoon with some petri dish in a miniskirt."
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"♪ I will understand. ♪"
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"are said to be virtual particles"
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"because, unlike real particles, they cannot be directly detected"
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"by a particle detector.""
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"The people on this planet"
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"will swallow anything."
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"Ooh, finally."
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"My pictures of "the today show" gang."
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"Ooh, my favorite--"
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"Martha Stewart."
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"- Is it autographed? - No, but she signed it."
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"I had my very first make-Out session."
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"- Good for you. - It was with Dina, my lab partner."
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"- Dina, the one with the...? - Oh, yeah."
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"Tell us everything. I want details."
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"At first I was conflicted."
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"I have a highly developed mind,"
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"and she's got that... big, pouty mouth."
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"She let me."
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"- What happened next? - Well, I don't know what came over me,"
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"and round and beautiful,"
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"- I just had to touch them. - And then what?"
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"She screamed, "ow, my eyes!" And that just..."
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"- basically killed the mood. - Damn."
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""It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.""
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"I'm not reading 387 pages"
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"if he can't make up his mind in the first sentence."
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"Great. Wonderful."
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"Thanks for nothing."
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"What happened?"
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"My date for a wedding tomorrow night canceled at the last minute."
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"His brother came out of the coma."
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"- A wedding? - Yeah, a big reception."
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"And the female devours the male immediately after the ceremony?"
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"- Nina, are you married? - No."
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"Why not? What are you doing wrong?"
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"That must be very confusing for you."
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"I wish I didn't Rsvp. I hate going to these things by myself."
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"I'd love to go to the wedding with you."
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