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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Look. See how it spins on its longitudinal axis?"
Archer (2009)
"But we can expect heavy resistance. I'm sure the mutineers are armed."
Archer (2009)
"With what, slide rules and Tang?"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit!"
Archer (2009)
"On "kill" mode, the M-41 fires lethal plasma ammunition."
Archer (2009)
"And can it be fired with an erection?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for God's sake. Archer! Muzzle!"
Archer (2009)
"Relax, it's on stun, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Oops."
Archer (2009)
"As I was saying, it's possible for the EMP to stop a man's heart."
Archer (2009)
"So "stun" may be a bit of a misnomer."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not the one who was all sweaty."
Archer (2009)
"Mr. Archer, that's twice you've jeopardized the success of this mission."
Archer (2009)
"There will not be a third."
Archer (2009)
"MAN : Uh, flight, we have a problem."
Archer (2009)
"Well, don't look at me."
Archer (2009)
"On this trajectory, we'll miss Horizon. Control, what happened?"
Archer (2009)
"MAN: Burn rates were good. Flight, uh, stand by."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, flight, we're showing that you are grossly overweight."
Archer (2009)
"PAM: Oh, for--"
Archer (2009)
"I wouldn't say grossly. CHERYL: I would."
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: I would be well within my rights to jettison both of you into space."
Archer (2009)
"Well within them. Malory."
Archer (2009)
"However, for, uh, numerous reasons..."
Archer (2009)
"...one being, this ship can't actually do that..."
Archer (2009)
"...I've decided take you with us."
Archer (2009)
"But I want to know how you got aboard."
Archer (2009)
"Clear. Clear!"
Archer (2009)
"PAM: Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Awesome."
Archer (2009)
"Mr. Figgis."
Archer (2009)
"Lock that man in the cargo hold."
Archer (2009)
"Who, me?"
Archer (2009)
"Aye-freaking-aye."
Archer (2009)
"Ms. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Agent Kane, come with me. I may need some help getting us to Horizon."
Archer (2009)
"So that we don't die writhing in agony, when we run out of oxygen."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, been there. No picnic."
Archer (2009)
"The tofu teriyaki, not so much."
Archer (2009)
"CHERYL: There's teriyaki?"
Archer (2009)
"No, you jerk. You shoot me in the heart with a space-blaster?"
Archer (2009)
"Are you k-- You're still mad about that?"
Archer (2009)
"Not to mention whatever idiot reason you had for smuggling Pam on board."
Archer (2009)
"You're screwing him, aren't you? What? Yes."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Cyril? Cyril!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, good luck fighting a bunch of-- whatever-- space-pirates without me."
Archer (2009)
"**** you, space."
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: Come on, baby, just a few more seconds!"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know if that was a long enough burn. Agent Kane, I need a readout."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh! For God's sakes, woman. Dramamine!"
Archer (2009)
"Thank God, because we're out of fuel."
Archer (2009)
"What? How are we gonna get back to Earth?"
Archer (2009)
"There is fuel. On Horizon."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I didn't know that."
Archer (2009)
"Flight computer will dock the ship. Assemble boarding party."
Archer (2009)
"Nor was I told there would be a party. Lana, what are you wearing?"
Archer (2009)
"Effective against small-arms fire. And we need all the help we can get."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, that seems kind of few."
Archer (2009)
"We can't jeopardize the women."
Archer (2009)
"Cough. Well, not you."
Archer (2009)
"No, Agent Kane, I'm afraid your particular skill-set outweighs your--"
Archer (2009)
"COM P UTER: Docking complete."
Archer (2009)
"Is that a ghost? Nope."
Archer (2009)
"Boarding party, into the airlock."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER: Gravity engaged."
Archer (2009)
"Weapons on stun. Fast and hard to the bridge."
Archer (2009)
"And remember, these are mutineers. Even if they try to--"
Archer (2009)
"suppressing fire!"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. Otherwise, just follow me."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell? ls wrong with me?"
Archer (2009)
"It's the artificial gravity. You have to readjust to it."
Archer (2009)
"I'll get my inner ear right on that."
Archer (2009)
"We don't have time for this."
Archer (2009)
"MAN: There they are!"
Archer (2009)
"Drop your weapons. Drop your weapons!"
Archer (2009)
"Suppressing--"
Archer (2009)
"Fire! Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"Get them! MAN: Fire!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, really?"
Archer (2009)
"Ahem. Couple things."
Archer (2009)
"One, I don't know what that means."
Archer (2009)
"And two-- Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"And two, you obviously don't know what "boarding party" means."
Archer (2009)
"Ah! Or her sole female descendant."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: I'm sorry."
Archer (2009)
"For what? Space-blastering me in the fricking tits?"
Archer (2009)
"Or tricking me into that fart-locker to get blasted into outer goddamn space..."
Archer (2009)
"...on the off chance you might want to bang me?"
Archer (2009)
"Both, I guess. Look--"
Archer (2009)
"After you blew me off for Katya, the big-titted cyborg."
Archer (2009)
"Little Miss, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"RZ-double-DZ?"
Archer (2009)
"Thanks. And I'm sorry, but you gotta let me out, Pam."
Archer (2009)
"They're fighting space-pirates out there. With Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"You're supposed to fire!"
Archer (2009)
"What is wrong with you?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: And Lana can't even stand up."
Archer (2009)
"You idiot, just reset the--"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: They're running out of time, Pam. Oh, all right."
Archer (2009)
"That being said..."
Archer (2009)
"Whoo! Okay, good luck."
Archer (2009)
"I call that the MOAB. it stands for--"
Archer (2009)
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to..."
Archer (2009)
"Kick some space-pirate ass! Whoo!"
Archer (2009)
"ALL: Archer? Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Archer, duh. And if you're done doing each other's hair, let's--"
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: Retake the ship!"
Archer (2009)
"Or just run around interrupting people."
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: Aah! I'm hit, I'm hit!"
Archer (2009)
"He asked, intending to be facetious."
Archer (2009)
"Besides suffering from gigantism? Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"The bridge! We have to make it to the--"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: The bridge. Yes, I heard you. So unless we're going the wrong way..."
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: No, that's it right there."
Archer (2009)
"Then shut up. God."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, now what? You can un-shut up."
Archer (2009)
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