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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"No, I mean-- Not-- If you'd say the thing--"
Archer (2009)
"Forget it. Never mind."
Archer (2009)
"And you never mind and also shut up."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Ow! Jesus, Krieger, that's the bone."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, the mean doctor takes the widdle baby's blood, and widdle baby goes-- Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"You're a baby. And astronaut training sucks complete ass. Literally."
Archer (2009)
"What is the deal with all the enemas? Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"And why do you need so much blood?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait. Now that I think about it, why--"
Archer (2009)
"Why is this man in the restricted area?"
Archer (2009)
"You. Krieger."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, smoke bomb!"
Archer (2009)
"And why aren't you with the other trainees?"
Archer (2009)
"I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests."
Archer (2009)
"Well, normally you would, but by our doctors."
Archer (2009)
"But since you're on such an accelerated training schedule--"
Archer (2009)
"Six enemas is a luxury we can ill afford. Got it."
Archer (2009)
"Six? Who knows? He put me under. Maybe 12."
Archer (2009)
"Now you've wasted half a day, so the other trainees are way ahead of you."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Not for long they're not."
Archer (2009)
"Well, he's eager, I'll give him that."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you inspire him. With all those medals on that powerful chest."
Archer (2009)
"Your wife is a very lucky-- Oh. I'm a widower."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Difficult to meet people, isn't it, in jobs like ours?"
Archer (2009)
"I only mention it because I also happen to be single."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I know."
Archer (2009)
"Excuse me."
Archer (2009)
"I hope to God that was alcohol."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: No. Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it, Archer. It's my turn. Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, Drake said let me fly it."
Archer (2009)
"Cut it out, Archer. I'm landing. COMPUTER: Fifty meters, 40..."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, baby, keep that nose up."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER: ...30 meters..."
Archer (2009)
"You just destroyed Alderaan."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it, that was closer than any of us have gotten to actually landing."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell-- DRAKE: ls going on in here?"
Archer (2009)
"And knowing that my colleague's life was in danger, I--"
Archer (2009)
"Acted without thinking."
Archer (2009)
"As always. Not always."
Archer (2009)
"Well, thank God you did."
Archer (2009)
"What--? But almost always."
Archer (2009)
"Because that's exactly the kind of decisive action this mission calls for."
Archer (2009)
"You could all learn from him."
Archer (2009)
"Starting with a little training exercise we lightheartedly call..."
Archer (2009)
"...the Vomit Comet!"
Archer (2009)
"And if you're wondering why we call it that..."
Archer (2009)
"GILLETTE: It's all in my hair."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: Oh, Jeezy H. Petes."
Archer (2009)
"What possible reason could there be to subject human beings to--"
Archer (2009)
"The KC-135 flies in a parabolic arc--"
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha. Who cares?"
Archer (2009)
"We'll do this 20 times... ARCHER: Whoo!"
Archer (2009)
"Weightlessness!"
Archer (2009)
"It takes some time getting used to, but-- Ow."
Archer (2009)
"Agent Kane, are you all right?"
Archer (2009)
"Yep, yep, Yep-"
Archer (2009)
"What is going on with you?"
Archer (2009)
"No. Archer, no!"
Archer (2009)
"What's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of the--"
Archer (2009)
"Come on!"
Archer (2009)
"Looking good! Only 19 more to go!"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Nineteen more times..."
Archer (2009)
"...until there was literally no more fluid left in my body."
Archer (2009)
"And thanks so much for that. Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"She's not the one who kept riding you into it, holding your mouth open."
Archer (2009)
"Jeez. Even in zero gravity, you're an asshole."
Archer (2009)
"...of 15 years of boarding school locker rooms?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, 15?"
Archer (2009)
"Or whatever. The normal number."
Archer (2009)
"Twelve? DRAKE: Yes."
Archer (2009)
"We will launch in 12 hours."
Archer (2009)
"We received another transmission from the Horizon. They can't wait."
Archer (2009)
"But we haven't been trained properly! To what? Wear a seat belt?"
Archer (2009)
"Actually, is it a five-point harness, or--?"
Archer (2009)
"Speaking of, what's the scenario when we get to the Horizon?"
Archer (2009)
"We don't have a tactical plan. We don't--"
Archer (2009)
"But-- Lana. What has gotten into you?"
Archer (2009)
"More like what got out of her."
Archer (2009)
"Sir, I'm not sure Lana-- Sorry, honey-- is physically capable of spaceflight."
Archer (2009)
"Ray. Actually, I might not be cut out for it."
Archer (2009)
"Because you're going."
Archer (2009)
"To a zone..."
Archer (2009)
"...which is one of danger."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER: T-minus 90 seconds."
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: Roger, Control. All systems are go."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"Or to her? Who-- Why is she here?"
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Because Tony invited me. ARCHER: Tony?"
Archer (2009)
"You trying to get my mother into the Million-Mile-High Club?"
Archer (2009)
"Would you calm the hell down? I am calm! I'm also out of here."
Archer (2009)
"Take your hands off that harness."
Archer (2009)
"Make me. And just so you know."
Archer (2009)
"Can't breathe."
Archer (2009)
"MAN : Flight, we're showing suit number two with an O2 malfunction."
Archer (2009)
"Double-check that. I'm showing green across the board."
Archer (2009)
"MAN: Stand by. DRAKE: That's a roger, standing by."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Tony, please. He'll behave."
Archer (2009)
"Because I won't-- I can't-- let anyone jeopardize the success of this mission."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I will."
Archer (2009)
"MAN: Roger, Flight."
Archer (2009)
"...two, one."
Archer (2009)
"I think it is."
Archer (2009)
"MAN: Liftoff."
Archer (2009)
"That was Phase Two."
Archer (2009)
"Did not like."
Archer (2009)
"Wait till you see Phase Three."
Archer (2009)
"ALL: What's Phase Three?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm kidding. There is no Phase Three."
Archer (2009)
"Just a little space humor."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Yeah, funny stuff."
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: Right?"
Archer (2009)
"I want to brief you all on what to expect when we dock with Horizon."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, can we expect a pharmacy?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, it's not a strip mall."
Archer (2009)
"Although, I assume there's a bar?"
Archer (2009)
"A bar? Or, whatever. Cantina?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, no. Please pay attention."
Archer (2009)
"We'll dock here, move forward on foot toward Horizon's bridge--"
Archer (2009)
"Horizon has artificial gravity."
Archer (2009)
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