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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Mayday. Mayday. Mayday."
Archer (2009)
"This is Commander Kellogg of I. S.A. Space Station Horizon."
Archer (2009)
"And even as the famines begin, global war will erupt..."
Archer (2009)
"...as fresh water becomes scarcer than gold."
Archer (2009)
"So where does ISIS fit in, commander? Well--"
Archer (2009)
"I think that's a bit premature until we discuss our fee structure."
Archer (2009)
"If he knew, he would tell us. Read a book."
Archer (2009)
"Because of our loyalty."
Archer (2009)
"Incredibly."
Archer (2009)
"Who? Him?"
Archer (2009)
"Aah! What the--? COMPUTER: Explosive decompression."
Archer (2009)
"A, because you're all crap. And B, who cares? We're not gonna land it."
Archer (2009)
"Archer-- Saw an electrical fire in the simulator."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Come on."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: The hell is wrong with you, Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"--Which allows us to achieve weightlessness for about 30 seconds."
Archer (2009)
"...so you can get acquainted with the sensation of being weightless."
Archer (2009)
"What, are you crazy? What's not to-- Oh."
Archer (2009)
"You were saying? To the wet-towel wielding survivor..."
Archer (2009)
"I admit this isn't an ideal scenario."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry to hear that, Agent Kane."
Archer (2009)
"Next stop, Horizon."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry. Are you talking to me?"
Archer (2009)
"Sterling. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"She-- Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"MAN: Flight, O2 on suit two is showing normal. But keep an eye on it."
Archer (2009)
"Hooray. Resume countdown, Control."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER: T-minus five, four..."
Archer (2009)
"Exciting, isn't it? ...three..."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER: Ignition."
Archer (2009)
"Just relax and rely on your training."
Archer (2009)
"Which we didn't have!"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Phase Two? What's Phase--?"
Archer (2009)
"Right, then."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, on foot?"
Archer (2009)
"When we reach the bridge, we'll retake control of Horizon."
Archer (2009)
"The M-41 Mark Two plasma-pulse rifle with concussion grenade launcher."
Archer (2009)
"On "stun," it fires an ion pulse, similar to an EMP."
Archer (2009)
"Careful. Even on stun, it can--"
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: My God."
Archer (2009)
"What do you mean, how? Mr. Ar--"
Archer (2009)
"Archer! Whoa!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so that safety is tricky, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Son of a shit-snacking whore."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, speaking of, great for picnics."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: No. Cyril, come on, let me out."
Archer (2009)
"No! Because if we don't die, for all I care, you can rot in there."
Archer (2009)
"It makes me sleepy. I think we're okay, sir."
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: Bio-matrix composite body armor."
Archer (2009)
"Since there's only four of us."
Archer (2009)
"If you need help, I'll-- DRAKE: No."
Archer (2009)
"And try not to shoot me in the-- Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, so does this run on batteries, or--?"
Archer (2009)
"You don't think I could rock this?"
Archer (2009)
"Who am I, 16th century female Irish pirate Gréinne O'Malley?"
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha, nice."
Archer (2009)
"No. We're losing the beachhead."
Archer (2009)
"Quickie?"
Archer (2009)
"Meh."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for--"
Archer (2009)
"Do I have to do everything?"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me."
Archer (2009)
"Tony? ARCHER : "Tony"?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, am I glad to see you. We couldn't have held out much longer."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, the father of eugenics."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL & GILLETTE: What? Did you say "Mars"?"
Archer (2009)
"They're the mutineers. Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"Transmission--"
Archer (2009)
"--to Commander Drake. Tony, the crew has--"
Archer (2009)
"We are under-- I say again, we are under--"
Archer (2009)
"Croatoan!"
Archer (2009)
"And that, Mrs. Archer--"
Archer (2009)
""MS-II Don't."
Archer (2009)
"Ah. "Ms." Archer, I beg your pardon. Don't."
Archer (2009)
"That was the last transmission from the Horizon."
Archer (2009)
"Which, obviously, pretty vague."
Archer (2009)
"Vague? You heard Commander Kellogg. He said the Horizon is under attack."
Archer (2009)
"Well, under something."
Archer (2009)
"He could've been saying "underfinanced.""
Archer (2009)
"What? Sterling..."
Archer (2009)
"What, they're always whining about needing more money for their boondocks."
Archer (2009)
"What? Doggies."
Archer (2009)
"You think space exploration is a boondoggle?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, come on, in this economy?"
Archer (2009)
"Exactly. Now, more than ever, is when we need to look to space..."
Archer (2009)
"...for the solution to mankind's problems."
Archer (2009)
"In 200 years, Earth's population will exceed her capacity to produce food."
Archer (2009)
"But if we begin now, using the lessons learned aboard Space Station Horizon..."
Archer (2009)
"...a small group of brave colonists can terraform Mars."
Archer (2009)
"And mankind can finally slip the surly bonds of Earth..."
Archer (2009)
"...to live forever among the stars."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, Lana. Wha--?"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, read a book once in your life."
Archer (2009)
"As to that, you can name your price."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, now they've got-- Enough."
Archer (2009)
"Commander? As to our role?"
Archer (2009)
"Horizon has an international crew. American, German, Chinese, French--"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Ba-dum-bum!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, sorry. I thought "French" was a joke."
Archer (2009)
"Is mutiny funny to you, Mr. Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know, maybe a mutiny of clowns."
Archer (2009)
"But who? Which one?"
Archer (2009)
"And since I don't know which faction is behind the mutiny--"
Archer (2009)
"If there even was one."
Archer (2009)
"--I can't trust anyone at the I.S.A. which is why I came to ISIS."
Archer (2009)
"Or lack thereof. Or whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Because I need a small cadre of highly trained agents..."
Archer (2009)
"...to fly into orbit and help me retake control of Horizon."
Archer (2009)
"Nope. Archer. Yep. Lana."
Archer (2009)
"He just said "highly trained." And last time I checked..."
Archer (2009)
"...none of us were even lowly trained to be astronauts."
Archer (2009)
"Well, how hard could it be?"
Archer (2009)
"But since apparently money is no object..."
Archer (2009)
"The training schedule will have to be highly compressed."
Archer (2009)
"The shuttle Intrepid is launching in three days."
Archer (2009)
"And I won't lie to you. This mission will be dangerous."
Archer (2009)
"Would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, yes, obviously."
Archer (2009)
"No, I mean how would you phrase that?"
Archer (2009)
"L-- The zone will be one of danger?"
Archer (2009)
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