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Clips from Fargo - A Fox, a Rabbit, and a Cabbage (S01E01)

Oh, I'll make it up to you. How's that?

"Oh, I'll make it up to you. How's that?"

Fargo

We can take a trip.

"We can take a trip."

Fargo

Anywhere you wanna go.

"Anywhere you wanna go."

Fargo

Natalie says in Acapulco you get

"Natalie says in Acapulco you get"

Fargo

to drink rum right out of the coconut.

"to drink rum right out of the coconut."

Fargo

Acapulco it is.

"Acapulco it is."

Fargo

Sure. Yeah. I mean, why not?

"Sure. Yeah. I mean, why not?"

Fargo

A little fun in the sun, drink from a coconut.

"A little fun in the sun, drink from a coconut."

Fargo

We deserve it, huh?

"We deserve it, huh?"

Fargo

What about work? Your big fish?

"What about work? Your big fish?"

Fargo

Well, you only live once, right?

"Well, you only live once, right?"

Fargo

Let's just... We'll go home,

"Let's just... We'll go home,"

Fargo

pack some stuff then head back to the airport.

"pack some stuff then head back to the airport."

Fargo

Have our toes in the sand by dawn, a real adventure.

"Have our toes in the sand by dawn, a real adventure."

Fargo

Oh, Lester.

"Oh, Lester."

Fargo

Okay.

"Okay."

Fargo

You're gonna go inside and pack your best bikini.

"You're gonna go inside and pack your best bikini."

Fargo

I'm gonna get changed and head to the office.

"I'm gonna get changed and head to the office."

Fargo

And I'm gonna buy the tickets, get the passports...

"And I'm gonna buy the tickets, get the passports..."

Fargo

And then we are gonna run away together.

"And then we are gonna run away together."

Fargo

Heck, we might never come back.

"Heck, we might never come back."

Fargo

(GRUNTING)

"(GRUNTING)"

Fargo

(GASPS)

"(GASPS)"

Fargo

Trust the circles, whenever you go around,

"Trust the circles, whenever you go around,"

Fargo

So I checked and there's an 11:00 out of Minneapolis.

"So I checked and there's an 11:00 out of Minneapolis."

Fargo

So we should be on the road by 6:00.

"So we should be on the road by 6:00."

Fargo

Okay. I'll defrost that pea soup.

"Okay. I'll defrost that pea soup."

Fargo

We can have that before we go.

"We can have that before we go."

Fargo

Oh, yeah, sounds good.

"Oh, yeah, sounds good."

Fargo

Love you, hon.

"Love you, hon."

Fargo

Love you, too.

"Love you, too."

Fargo

Oh.

"Oh."

Fargo

Scared me there. Startled me.

"Scared me there. Startled me."

Fargo

Mr. Nygaard, Deputy Solverson.

"Mr. Nygaard, Deputy Solverson."

Fargo

I'm sorry to bother you, but we got a call from Las Vegas PD.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but we got a call from Las Vegas PD."

Fargo

What? Las Vegas police?

"What? Las Vegas police?"

Fargo

That you might be a witness to a murder.

"That you might be a witness to a murder."

Fargo

Uh, three murders, actually.

"Uh, three murders, actually."

Fargo

LINDA: Lester?

"LINDA: Lester?"

Fargo

It's fine. Go back to your show.

"It's fine. Go back to your show."

Fargo

Is everything okay?

"Is everything okay?"

Fargo

Yes, ma'am, just a routine inquiry.

"Yes, ma'am, just a routine inquiry."

Fargo

Is now a good time to ask you a few questions?

"Is now a good time to ask you a few questions?"

Fargo

No.

"No."

Fargo

Oh.

"Oh."

Fargo

I've got an appointment.

"I've got an appointment."

Fargo

I gotta get to work and Linda's got shopping.

"I gotta get to work and Linda's got shopping."

Fargo

Now, Lester. Don't be rude. We just got back from Las Vegas.

"Now, Lester. Don't be rude. We just got back from Las Vegas."

Fargo

Can you tell me what this is about, or is that classified?

"Can you tell me what this is about, or is that classified?"

Fargo

Oh, well, yeah, actually...

"Oh, well, yeah, actually..."

Fargo

I could come to the station this afternoon and give a statement?

"I could come to the station this afternoon and give a statement?"

Fargo

Not that I, you know, saw anything.

"Not that I, you know, saw anything."

Fargo

Honestly, Lester, stay or go, but I got a bladder the size of a penny.

"Honestly, Lester, stay or go, but I got a bladder the size of a penny."

Fargo

Oh, you poor thing. Please, come in.

"Oh, you poor thing. Please, come in."

Fargo

Hey, guys. Is your dad around?

"Hey, guys. Is your dad around?"

Fargo

Dad!

"Dad!"

Fargo

Help ya?

"Help ya?"

Fargo

I'm not sure. I'm looking for Lester Nygaard.

"I'm not sure. I'm looking for Lester Nygaard."

Fargo

Oh, yeah. We bought the place from him in the fall. Nice guy.

"Oh, yeah. We bought the place from him in the fall. Nice guy."

Fargo

Yeah, that's Lester, all right, nicest guy you'll ever meet.

"Yeah, that's Lester, all right, nicest guy you'll ever meet."

Fargo

Uh, I don't have a forwarding address.

"Uh, I don't have a forwarding address."

Fargo

He's got the shop over on Third, though.

"He's got the shop over on Third, though."

Fargo

Is that Bo Munk?

"Is that Bo Munk?"

Fargo

with his name on it. Oh, nice.

"with his name on it. Oh, nice."

Fargo

Like I said, over on Third. You can't miss it.

"Like I said, over on Third. You can't miss it."

Fargo

Oh, uh...

"Oh, uh..."

Fargo

One more thing.

"One more thing."

Fargo

You do know people were murdered in this house, right?

"You do know people were murdered in this house, right?"

Fargo

Hell of a thing.

"Hell of a thing."

Fargo

Man in the living room, shotgun, woman in the basement.

"Man in the living room, shotgun, woman in the basement."

Fargo

I think it was a hammering.

"I think it was a hammering."

Fargo

Afterwards Lester told me

"Afterwards Lester told me"

Fargo

he used to hear noises coming from the basement at night.

"he used to hear noises coming from the basement at night."

Fargo

Footsteps on the stairs, a woman moaning.

"Footsteps on the stairs, a woman moaning."

Fargo

That kind of thing.

"That kind of thing."

Fargo

But I'm sure it was in his head.

"But I'm sure it was in his head."

Fargo

You have a nice day. Have fun, kids.

"You have a nice day. Have fun, kids."

Fargo

GIRL: I don't like him.

"GIRL: I don't like him."

Fargo

MOLLY: So you won an award.

"MOLLY: So you won an award."

Fargo

Uh, that's right.

"Uh, that's right."

Fargo

LINDA: Salesman of the Year.

"LINDA: Salesman of the Year."

Fargo

Oh, hun... (PATTING) Yeah, I...

"Oh, hun... (PATTING) Yeah, I..."

Fargo

who's the head of the whole deal that gives the award.

"who's the head of the whole deal that gives the award."

Fargo

That was some spread. I think we closed that place down drinking.

"That was some spread. I think we closed that place down drinking."

Fargo

Uh, and I said, "I'm still up for some fun."

"Uh, and I said, "I'm still up for some fun.""

Fargo

And Linda said she wanted to go to bed. I'm a morning person.

"And Linda said she wanted to go to bed. I'm a morning person."

Fargo

Yeah, but then I thought, "Heck...

"Yeah, but then I thought, "Heck..."

Fargo

How often does something like this happen. Winning an award?"

"How often does something like this happen. Winning an award?""

Fargo

So, yeah, a nightcap, just to celebrate.

"So, yeah, a nightcap, just to celebrate."

Fargo

I told him to go. Yeah.

"I told him to go. Yeah."

Fargo

Yes, sir. (CLICKS FINGER) Yes, ma'am. Excuse me.

"Yes, sir. (CLICKS FINGER) Yes, ma'am. Excuse me."

Fargo

Uh. The Royale, I guess it's called.

"Uh. The Royale, I guess it's called."

Fargo

I ordered a drink, I had a chat with the bartender for a bit.

"I ordered a drink, I had a chat with the bartender for a bit."

Fargo

MOLLY: Uh, male or female?

"MOLLY: Uh, male or female?"

Fargo

Female. A woman.

"Female. A woman."

Fargo

Uh, but, you know, one drink and I'm back upstairs to bed.

"Uh, but, you know, one drink and I'm back upstairs to bed."

Fargo

And what happened on the elevator? Nothing.

"And what happened on the elevator? Nothing."

Fargo

So everyone on the elevator was alive when you got off.

"So everyone on the elevator was alive when you got off."

Fargo

Oh, yeah, they sure were. Uh, they were laughing about something.

"Oh, yeah, they sure were. Uh, they were laughing about something."

Fargo

Friday night in Vegas. That is some place, I tell ya.

"Friday night in Vegas. That is some place, I tell ya."

Fargo

Linda and me, we'd never been before.

"Linda and me, we'd never been before."

Fargo

What I love most are the fountains.

"What I love most are the fountains."

Fargo

Also, you can gamble at the airport.

"Also, you can gamble at the airport."

Fargo

Right.

"Right."

Fargo

Well, I checked and it looks like you

"Well, I checked and it looks like you"

Fargo

changed your flight at the last minute

"changed your flight at the last minute"

Fargo

to come back on the first flight.

"to come back on the first flight."

Fargo

So, what was the reason there?

"So, what was the reason there?"

Fargo

That was me... My idea.

"That was me... My idea."

Fargo

I just... I got homesick.

"I just... I got homesick."

Fargo

Woke Lester up in the middle of the night

"Woke Lester up in the middle of the night"

Fargo

and told him did we have to stay another day,

"and told him did we have to stay another day,"

Fargo

'cause I was ready to go home.

"'cause I was ready to go home."

Fargo

Yeah. That's right. That is right.

"Yeah. That's right. That is right."

Fargo

But she was adamant.

"But she was adamant."

Fargo

I tend to get my way. Oh, boy, does she?

"I tend to get my way. Oh, boy, does she?"

Fargo

(CHUCKLES)

"(CHUCKLES)"

Fargo

Okay then. Well, uh, thank you for your time, Mr. Nygaard. Missus.

"Okay then. Well, uh, thank you for your time, Mr. Nygaard. Missus."

Fargo

When's the due date?

"When's the due date?"

Fargo

Oh, I've got a few weeks still.

"Oh, I've got a few weeks still."

Fargo

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