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Clips from Fargo - A Fox, a Rabbit, and a Cabbage (S01E01)

"That guy in the bar. You sure you don't know him?"
Fargo
"People nab me all the time. Just one of those faces, I guess."
Fargo
"No."
Fargo
"You don't get to..."
Fargo
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's not right."
Fargo
"And when something's not right,"
Fargo
"well, the old Lester, now, he would have just let it slide."
Fargo
"But not this guy."
Fargo
"I've worked too hard. I've come too far..."
Fargo
"Lester, stop."
Fargo
"So now you do know me."
Fargo
"Honey?"
Fargo
"Is this what you want?"
Fargo
"Ah."
Fargo
"Hey, Mick Mike, lighten up, huh?"
Fargo
"Yes or no?"
Fargo
"Yes."
Fargo
"(SCREAMING)"
Fargo
"(GRUNTS)"
Fargo
"Oh, my God!"
Fargo
"Oh, my..."
Fargo
"That's on you."
Fargo
"I worked this guy for six months, Lester, six months."
Fargo
"Can you imagine the number of sewer mouths I put my hands in?"
Fargo
"Plus, the $100,000 bounty down the toilet, but..."
Fargo
"Still, the look on his face when I pulled the gun. Classic, huh?"
Fargo
"Grab the fat guy's feet. We'll throw him in a dumpster."
Fargo
"(GRUNTS)"
Fargo
"See you later, Lester."
Fargo
"See you soon."
Fargo
"(PANTING)"
Fargo
"Shit."
Fargo
"(GRUNTS)"
Fargo
"Okay. Get dressed. We gotta..."
Fargo
"Lester, are you okay?"
Fargo
"Get dressed! Get dressed!"
Fargo
"Okay. Go, go."
Fargo
"(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)"
Fargo
"Sorry. Sorry."
Fargo
"Okay, okay. Come on."
Fargo
"PEPPER: A man has a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage."
Fargo
"BUDGE: What man?"
Fargo
"Colonel Sanders?"
Fargo
"Could be, could be George W. Bush."
Fargo
"Why would George W. Bush have a fox and a rabbit and a cabbage?"
Fargo
"Just listen. A man has a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage"
Fargo
"and he wants to get across the river,"
Fargo
"but his boat can only carry one of them at a time."
Fargo
"Get a bigger boat. No, no. That's not an option."
Fargo
"And here's the problem..."
Fargo
"If the man leaves the fox and the rabbit alone,"
Fargo
"the fox is gonna eat the rabbit."
Fargo
"And the same for the rabbit and the cabbage."
Fargo
"So how does the man get all three of his items across the river"
Fargo
"without losing any of them?"
Fargo
"A turducken."
Fargo
"A... What's that now?"
Fargo
"He stuffs the cabbage in the rabbit and the rabbit in the fox,"
Fargo
"That's not the answer."
Fargo
"BUDGE: It's an answer."
Fargo
"Hello?"
Fargo
"Incoming or outgoing?"
Fargo
"I need you to pull the Syndicate file."
Fargo
"Why?"
Fargo
"Is it like a clown car back there?"
Fargo
"Why do you need the Syndicate file?"
Fargo
"Yeah. Did something happen with the case? A break?"
Fargo
"No. Just a phone call I've gotta log."
Fargo
"Phone call from who? Yeah, who called?"
Fargo
"That's really not your business."
Fargo
"Hey."
Fargo
"Deputy Solverson. Solverson. What does he say?"
Fargo
"Says he knows who did it. Okay."
Fargo
"Where's Bemidji?"
Fargo
"Thanks, Dad."
Fargo
"I think I'd look cool with a limp."
Fargo
"Saw the profile of Bill in the paper."
Fargo
"Yup."
Fargo
"For the record, I advised against"
Fargo
"wearing a sword in that picture."
Fargo
"Honey, pass the syrup. Yeah."
Fargo
"Anyway, I'm in charge today on account of..."
Fargo
"Bill's on his way to St. Paul now for a... What do you call it?"
Fargo
"Law enforcement conference."
Fargo
"So, watch your butts."
Fargo
"How's the route?"
Fargo
"Can't complain. Takes me out by the lake. It's a nice drive."
Fargo
"LOU: Dated the girl who delivered my mail once..."
Fargo
"After her mother."
Fargo
"Convenient at first."
Fargo
"Awkward after, once we broke up."
Fargo
"Seeing her every day."
Fargo
"Ended up moving to a different neighborhood."
Fargo
"So that's why we moved."
Fargo
"You know you could have just had your mail sent to work."
Fargo
"I never thought of that."
Fargo
"So when's your last day?"
Fargo
"About a month. GRETA: She's nesting."
Fargo
"Uh, geez. You know, you buy one throw pillow..."
Fargo
"We better... (CLEARS THROAT)"
Fargo
"Bye. Bye, kids."
Fargo
"Hey, and go fishing later?"
Fargo
"You're the granddaughter I always wanted, but was afraid to buy online."
Fargo
"You did good, hon."
Fargo
"Yeah, and you by proximity, huh?"
Fargo
"(DOOR CLOSES)"
Fargo
"(CLEARS THROAT)"
Fargo
"Solverson."
Fargo
"Oh, geez. Three people, uh. Killed how?"
Fargo
"In an elevator, huh? You say one's a dentist?"
Fargo
"Yeah, I'm... What do Las Vegas police want me to..."
Fargo
"Yeah. No, I can go see their witness, get a statement."
Fargo
"What's... What's the witness' name then?"
Fargo
"Sorry."
Fargo
"Was it me?"
Fargo
"Did I do something?"
Fargo
"What? No, I told you."
Fargo
"I made a lot of new contacts at the awards."
Fargo
"Big fish. You have to strike while the iron's hot."
Fargo
"I know, but you woke me up in the middle of the night."
Fargo
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