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Clips from Fargo - A Fox, a Rabbit, and a Cabbage (S01E01)

"(CHUCKLING)"
Fargo
"Well, we'll be there. Weezy's making her famous five bean dip."
Fargo
"(VOCALIZING)"
Fargo
"(INDISTINCT LAUGHING)"
Fargo
"Oh, thanks, babe."
Fargo
"I just keep pinching myself. (CHUCKLES)"
Fargo
"Honey, you've earned it. It's like my mom always said,"
Fargo
""Boys, if you like the milk, buy the freakin' cow.""
Fargo
"Aw, that's so sweet."
Fargo
"I am gonna stick my whole thumb up your ass later."
Fargo
"Aces."
Fargo
"(CHUCKLING)"
Fargo
"(SQUEALS)"
Fargo
"Hey, hey."
Fargo
"Darling, is this guy bothering you or what?"
Fargo
"(CHUCKLES) You!"
Fargo
"No time like the present. That's what I always say."
Fargo
"Bean dip? You betcha."
Fargo
"Oh."
Fargo
"You look great. You too."
Fargo
"Ice wine. (GRUNTS)"
Fargo
"Buddy of mine says they swear by this stuff in Finland."
Fargo
"Well, they're all a bunch of sex-crazed alcoholics."
Fargo
"Sweet. Hmm."
Fargo
"Weezy says you popped the question."
Fargo
"Gonna make Jemma an honest woman."
Fargo
"Oh, yeah, I cried like a baby. I'm not afraid to admit it."
Fargo
"Well, she's something else, that Jemma."
Fargo
"Just between us girls that body, is it..."
Fargo
"I mean..."
Fargo
"What's she like in the sack?"
Fargo
"(EXHALES) Hellcat. That's the only word for it."
Fargo
"Shit."
Fargo
"Weezy's basically a Jew in the bedroom."
Fargo
"and makes you do it through a hole in the sheet? Yeah."
Fargo
"No. No."
Fargo
"(CLEARS THROAT)"
Fargo
"She stopped putting it in her mouth"
Fargo
"as soon as the ring went on her finger."
Fargo
"That's a national tragedy, Burt."
Fargo
"Gotta tell ya, Mick Mike, I sure do like having you around."
Fargo
"Likewise, Burty Burt."
Fargo
"The office was dead dull until you showed up."
Fargo
"Positively geriatric."
Fargo
"Yessiree, Bob."
Fargo
"Like I told you before, you and my brother"
Fargo
"would get along like gangbusters."
Fargo
"Well, I'd like to meet him."
Fargo
"Like I said, it's tricky."
Fargo
"He's in witness protection. Say what?"
Fargo
"I said, he's in witness protection."
Fargo
"Turned state's evidence against these mob guys outta Chicago."
Fargo
"Told him not to."
Fargo
"Now, I haven't seen him in over a year."
Fargo
"(SIGHS)"
Fargo
"He still calls though. Not supposed to."
Fargo
"You can't break up the Canton boys."
Fargo
"I'll betcha. (CHUCKLES)"
Fargo
"Oh, screw it. What are you doing next weekend?"
Fargo
"You tell me."
Fargo
"Oh, I like that, "You tell me.""
Fargo
"Well... Weezy and me, we're headed"
Fargo
"for Vegas to a little family reunion."
Fargo
"Why don't you and Jemma tag along?"
Fargo
"MAN: You did this to me."
Fargo
"I was happy."
Fargo
"And then you started... MALVO: Started what?"
Fargo
"All we did was talk."
Fargo
"MAN: No, that's not... No, you said things... Jumbled me up."
Fargo
"Tell my wife I love her."
Fargo
"(GUNSHOT FIRED)"
Fargo
"(WOMEN CHUCKLING)"
Fargo
"Oh, honey, can we get some more sparkling water?"
Fargo
"Thank you."
Fargo
"I put my mask on. Tawny hands me the number two needle."
Fargo
"I start to give the guy a novocaine shot."
Fargo
"Well, I stick the needle in my own finger."
Fargo
"And... Yeah."
Fargo
"And it hurt, but I don't want to look dumb,"
Fargo
"so I try it again. The next time, I stick it in my thumb."
Fargo
"Now I'm so flustered that I go to take my mask off,"
Fargo
"while I'm still holding the needle, jab it right in my face."
Fargo
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
Fargo
"And the patient is like... "Doc, what's wrong?" And I'm like..."
Fargo
"(TALKING GIBBERISH)"
Fargo
"I can't even move my arm."
Fargo
"I mean, it was insane."
Fargo
"BURT: You're a riot."
Fargo
"He's a riot."
Fargo
"You have no idea."
Fargo
"(CLEARS THROAT) So, we are all set for tomorrow,"
Fargo
"to go see you-know-who. Should be fun."
Fargo
"Real clandestine stuff, change cars twice, no phones."
Fargo
"Geez, who did you say is after this guy again?"
Fargo
"LESTER: Well, what are the odds?"
Fargo
"(LAUGHING) It's me, Lester. (CLEARS THROAT)"
Fargo
"I'm sorry, sir. You must have me confused with someone else."
Fargo
"No. Minnesota, last year?"
Fargo
"The emergency room?"
Fargo
"I didn't recognize you at first either, 'cause you got a whole new..."
Fargo
"But hey, so have I."
Fargo
"What do you think of the suit?"
Fargo
"Bill Blass. Check this out."
Fargo
"Salesman of the Year. (WHISTLES)"
Fargo
"They gave it to me on a stage and everything."
Fargo
"Uh, Mick Mike. You gonna introduce us to your friend there?"
Fargo
"You know, I'd love to, Burt."
Fargo
"But unfortunately, I've never met this man before in my life."
Fargo
"What?"
Fargo
"Right, we don't know each other."
Fargo
"(LESTER CLEARS THROAT)"
Fargo
"Okay, honey, let's go."
Fargo
"We're never gonna make the show if we don't get out of here."
Fargo
"Walk away."
Fargo
"Sorry, I must have..."
Fargo
"Congratulations on your award. Thank you."
Fargo
"Burt, did I ever tell you about the time"
Fargo
"I made a night guard for Britney Spears?"
Fargo
"Come on."
Fargo
"He was a piece of work, huh? Who's that?"
Fargo
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