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Clips from South Park - Member Berries (S20E20)

"Memberberries?"
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"It's a new super fruit that helps you mellow out and relax."
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"'Member The Fugitive?"
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"The guys at work told me about them. Been taking them about six months now."
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"I'm telling you, they really take the edge off."
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"- 'Member Stormtroopers? - 'Member?"
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"Oh, they're adorable."
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"You're my advisers, for Christ's sake! How do we do this?!"
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"Maybe if you swam in a pool in Florida,"
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"Then, you fuck all the people you can"
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"and hope they eventually die."
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"And there's no guarantee every pool in Florida has Zika!"
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"Could you use nuclear weapons,"
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"What the hell do I do?"
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"If I win, I won't be able to do what I promised."
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"But every day, I keep going up in the polls."
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"Why did the Democrats have to elect such a Turd Sandwich?"
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"If I quit, I look like a total jackass."
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"I look like a total jackass."
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"I have to keep running,"
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"but I have to make sure she wins."
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"You guys see what skankhunt42 did on the school server now?"
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"He Photoshopped a picture of Heidi Turner's mom"
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"And if we don't do something, then the girls will eventually retaliate against us."
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"Help! Help me!"
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"A bunch of the girls... They cornered me in the gym!"
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"They said all boys needed to pay!"
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"They kicked me, and they hit me,"
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"That's a vagina?"
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"You're just trying to start a war, aren't you?"
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"If vaginas don't have balls, what do they have?"
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"It's not gonna work, Cartman!"
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"I'm not gonna let you divide boys and girls in this school anymore!"
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"When this whole thing comes to a head,"
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"Hello, sir. How are you today?"
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"I'm calling from the campaign for president,"
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"for Hillary Clinton today?"
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"if... if you look past that, you know, she..."
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"Hello?"
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"Damn it! This is impossible!"
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"Are you having any success, Caitlyn?"
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"I've tried to get people on board,"
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"but she's just such a Turd Sandwich."
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"You're just gonna have to do something awful"
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"to throw the election."
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"Every time I do something awful,"
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"people just get more stoked on me!"
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"It's impossible to piss people off anymore!"
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"This is breaking news!"
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"The moment has arrived."
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"It is here."
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"Turn it up."
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"Democratic nominee Turd Sandwich says"
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"Oh, geez."
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"Let's all hope that this new anthem puts our differences aside"
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"and unites this nation once again."
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"That's it, Cait."
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"I'm gonna sit out the national anthem"
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"on live television."
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"Then everyone will have to vote for that Turd Sandwich."
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"'Member Spock?"
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"Yeah! 'Member tricorders?"
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"Oh, and 'member Bionic Man?"
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"Oh I 'member."
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"I loved Bionic Man."
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"- Mmm. - 'Member?"
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"'Member?"
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"Hey, 'member when there weren't so many Mexicans?"
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"Oh! I 'member."
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"'Member when marriage was just between a man and a woman."
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"- Oh, yeah! - Yeah, I 'member that."
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"'Member no ISIS?"
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"Ooh! I 'member!"
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"What the fuck going on with these memberberries?"
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"Hey, Broship. Got a minute?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"You were right, Kyle, okay?"
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"I drew the vagina on my face."
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"I'm going to the bathroom."
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"I know that a war is coming between us and the girls."
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"I knew it the moment they sat out the national anthem."
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"and that I really have been doing what I've been doing"
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"Don't know if you've noticed, but race wars are back,"
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"and now if we get gender wars, too?"
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"then the girls wouldn't be wanting a war, would they?"
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"Yeah, but you can't track down an Internet troll."
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"It's too bad."
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"who skankhunk42 is, whatever it takes."
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"and skankhunt is gonna pay for everything he's ever said."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"But of course what everyone is really here for..."
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"The unveiling of the new national anthem,"
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"And, Mike, this new anthem is said to have everything"
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"You'd have to be an absolute asshole not to stand and support it."
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"This is such a big night for America"
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"that both the presidential candidates are here."
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"There you can see the Turd Sandwich"
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"and there is the Giant Douche doing the same."
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"When I sit down to not support this thing,"
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"Here it is!"
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"And the anthem begins. Let's hope this fixes America."
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"in solidarity to please rise,"
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"or sit,"
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"or take a knee"
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"- Wait. Uh, wait, what? Wait?! - # O say can you... #"
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"Oh! And J.J. Abrams has absolutely shattered expectations, Mike!"
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"they are all honoring America."
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"More people sitting now as Abrams has made it irrelevant."
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"And there's the rest of the anthem,"
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"Oh, geez!"
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"Well, I'll be in my office if you want to talk."
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"Mike, this is totally unexpected."
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"Ed and Mike, I've just looked at the girls' Twitter accounts,"
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"to protest all the harassment and trolling they receive on the Internet!"
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"Uh, play ball."
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"We've come to ask you to reboot the national anthem."
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"Say something funny, Wendy. We can't wait."
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"And that's just the kind of sexist bull crap that's gonna keep you in the kitchen."
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"♪ Sell to me, baby ♪"
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