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Clips from South Park - Member Berries (S20E20)

"Bebe, why don't you come up here."
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"Come on, Bebe."
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"No!"
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"Come on, talk about having sex with guys and say vagina! and stuff like that."
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"Go ahead."
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"Get the mic out of my face!"
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"Huh. Oh, my God, that wasn't really all that funny."
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"That's weird. Um..."
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"No? How about you, Nelly?"
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"Yeah, I got one. You're a fat fuck."
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"You see, what the problem is, is that when a little troll"
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"is allowed to say anything he wants anonymously,"
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"'Kay, that's good. Now, just try and say it a little bit funnier now."
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"Go ahead and get on our school message board"
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"Then see if you guys think it's funny."
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"Okay, and then... and then... And then just go my vagina!"
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"And as our country seems to be more and more divided,"
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"the only hope is that J.J. Abrams' new national anthem"
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"will appeal to everyone and bring back"
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"those nostalgic memberberries we know and love."
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"Oh, great."
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"Everything's getting a reboot now."
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"Hello, sir. I'm with the Gallup poll."
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"We're trying to get a read on how people"
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"or the Turd Sandwich?"
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"Well, this is usually a Giant Douche household,"
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"but we are going firmly with the Turd Sandwich."
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"- Oh, the Turd Sandwich, huh? - That's right."
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"You can put my wife and I both down for Turd Sandwich."
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"So far, Giant Douche is leading in the polls."
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"What?"
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"What the hell is wrong with people?"
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"They really think that a Giant Douche should be president? It's insane!"
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"Why'd you say I'd be voting for the Turd Sandwich, Randy?"
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"You haven't even talked to me about it."
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"You can't possibly be thinking about voting for the douche."
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"I just don't understand why every four years,"
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"Because we're Americans."
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"'Cause this is America."
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"You just think everything and everyone is dumb, huh?"
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"The newest Gallup poll results are in,"
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"but they can often be misleading."
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"Our campaign is holding strong."
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"- Mrs. Sandwich, over here! - Uh, Mrs. Sandwich."
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"- Mrs. Sandwich! - Question, Mrs. Sandwich!"
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"Yes, Arthur."
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"Well, Mrs. Sandwich, do you believe"
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"that polls are never the final answer."
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"Yeah!"
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"In a couple of months,"
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"Uh, when we actually get into the White House,"
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"Well I mean, like, you know, once we're president and vice president,"
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"like, what do we do then?"
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"Cait, you... you heard about the poll, right?"
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"We're probably gonna win."
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"I don't have any fucking plan!"
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"of all foreign and domestic policies!"
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"I thought you were gonna do that part."
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"Are you telling me that we're about to be voted into office,"
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"Oh, geez!"
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"I think they called it"
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"Where even the Germans who just did nothing"
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"while Hitler rose to power were... were maybe somehow also responsible?"
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"Mm-hmm. M'kay. M'kay."
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"But I can't control what Cartman does,"
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"so why should I feel shame for what Cartman does?"
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"Well, J.J. Abrams is rebooting the national anthem, Kyle,"
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"I don't think the answer to all this is memberberries."
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"Yeah, a-a-and 'member AT-ATs?"
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"Oh, I 'member."
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"How could someone think these things are bad?"
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"The Commander In Chief Forum,"
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"with a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich."
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"Thanks, Matt."
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"a viable plan in place if you were to be elected president."
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"Oh, well, well, who said that?"
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"In your campaign, you said that you will"
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"deal with our country's immigrants and enemies"
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"How do you plan to actually achieve that?"
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"Well, Matt, I don't think I said I would fuck them all to death."
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"Well, there's only one immigration policy"
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"that I believe in, and that's fuck them all to death!"
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"Fuck them all to death. Let's make this country great again."
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"Fuck them all to death!"
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"And then I'm gonna take all the drug pushers in our country,"
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"and I'm gonna fuck them!"
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"And you know those people in Syria? I'm gonna fuck them."
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"That's why I will make sure that every terrorist on Earth"
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"The leaders of North Korea, I'll fuck them all!"
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"I'll fuck anyone in the advertising business,"
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"and they'll all die, too!"
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"So, by our estimates, it's roughly 7.6 million people"
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"you have promised to fuck to death in your first year of office."
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"Uh-huh. Okay."
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"And... And you think that's achievable?"
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"and... and look like a jackass."
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"One of the older students has written"
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"Hi, guys!"
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"Are you all ready to hear a story?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah!"
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"This was a book I created all with my imagination."
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"It's called Little Red Riding Kyle:"
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"the Story of a Little Gay Boy and His Adventure"
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"One day, Little Red Riding Kyle was walking through the forest,"
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"He was on his way to visit his grandma,"
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"who was a little black boy named Token."
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"Get over it."
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"'I have a large vagina!'"
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"and traded place..."
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"Rebooting fairy tales to try and ease the friction caused by Internet trolls."
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"You really think you're fooling anyone with this fake persona?"
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"Everyone knows you're acting this way by day"
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"Why would I do that, Kyle?"
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"I don't really care! Just don't drag me into it!"
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"What is wrong with people, huh?"
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"How can they vote against a Turd Sandwich"
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"more than a Giant Douche?!"
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"People actually think a turd is worse than a douche!"
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"Look, maybe you need some supplements"
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"to help calm your nerves."
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