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Clips from South Park - Member Berries (S20E20)

"Yeah, see? Here's the top of the vagina, and there's the balls."
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"It's starting, you guys! None of us are safe anymore!"
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"Vaginas totally have balls, right?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"just seeing if, uh, I can get your support"
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"Yes, I know she's a Turd Sandwich, but, you know,"
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"She really has a lot to offer."
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"Well, I hear you, but, you know, sometimes in life,"
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"you just got to suck a turd, you know?"
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"J.J. Abrams says he has finished the new national anthem."
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"The anthem is sure to be fresh and exciting,"
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"while recapturing the moments we all knew and loved."
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"she will be in attendance to show her support"
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"for the rebooted anthem."
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"That's what I have to do."
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"'Member Chewbacca again?"
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"Oh, I love to 'member Chewbacca!"
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"'Member that?!"
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"- I 'member! - Ooh, I 'member!"
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"'Member Reagan?"
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"Yeah?"
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"my one tiny error in that girls don't have balls."
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"Kyle, you have to try and appreciate what I'm doing."
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"They sat it out because you were harassing them online!"
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"Suppose for one second that I'm not skankhunt42"
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"to try and stop the damage he has done."
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"Why would you care?"
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"Because I'm scared, Kyle."
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"If we could just prove who the troll was,"
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"Just know this, Cartman... I'm going to prove"
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"Everyone is going to know,"
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"between the 49ers and the Panthers."
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"rebooted by J.J. Abrams."
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"the old one had, but some new surprises, as well."
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"waving to all four people excited by her,"
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"I'm sure to lose this election."
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"For our national anthem, we now ask you all"
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"in order to honor America."
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"Now, whether people are standing, sitting, or kneeling,"
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"J.J. Abrams is a wizard, Tom... A wizard!"
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"Who saw this coming?"
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"all the parts we remembered and loved."
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"J.J. Abrams has fixed America."
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"No! This was supposed to... oh!"
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"Hey, Kyle. You okay, son?"
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"Yeah, dad. Just thinking."
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"♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪"
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"♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"Hello, everyone, and welcome back."
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"We are live at South Park Elementary school,"
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"That's right, Mike. All eyes tonight are of course on 4th grader Nichole Daniels."
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"This week, with athletes all over the country"
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"sitting down for the national anthem,"
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"the question on everyone's mind is,"
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"what is this little girl gonna do?"
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"She's not gonna sit down. Why would she?"
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"Screw that. I got a hundred bucks riding on this."
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"Come on, Nichole! Sit it out!"
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"The national anthem starts."
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"Nichole Daniels seems to be waiting."
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"All eyes were on Nichole when Heidi Turner"
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"comes out of nowhere and sits down for..."
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"And there goes Meagan Ridley!"
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"The crowd is going wild. What a turn of events."
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"Let's check in with Dave."
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"and it appears they are sitting out the national anthem"
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"Complete surprise, Dave. Nobody saw this coming."
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"Three girls now sitting down, and..."
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"The final result... Four athletes sitting out"
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"A shocker here in South Park."
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"Oh, my God, that was great!"
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"All right, ladies, first of all, I want to say"
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"that I completely respect your decision to protest our national anthem."
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"I believe you shed some light on some very important issues"
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"regarding gender equality."
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"What are you doing about Eric Cartman?"
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"Ladies, I understand you're upset about"
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"But there is no evidence that Eric Cartman is skankhunt42."
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"and nobody's doing anything about it."
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"Well, he claims that he's been working"
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"at changing himself and the world around him."
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"You wanted to see me, PC Principal?"
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"Mr. Cartman, I'm gonna ask you one more time."
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"Are you or are you not the Internet troll skankhunt42?"
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"It's skank-hunt42, and no, I am not."
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"He's lying. Make him show you his phone."
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"But I can assure you, nobody respected"
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"you girls' poignant protests more than I did."
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"Fellow Senators, our nation is divided like never before."
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"While people everywhere fight for their voices to be heard,"
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"perhaps it is time for us to consider"
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"that our national anthem needs to be changed."
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"Americans need an anthem that inspires and excites,"
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"an anthem that has something for everyone,"
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"of achieving this..."
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"J.J. Abrams."
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"He saved Star Wars,"
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"and now we will ask him to save our country."
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"Mr. Abrams?"
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"Mr. Abrams, we need to speak with you."
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"Mr. Abrams, I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere."
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"Please, Mr. Abrams,"
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"we know you've been asked to reboot a lot."
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"We know you're tired."
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"What do you say, sir?"
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"We all want something new,"
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"but that makes us remember the things we loved."
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"We want to member."
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"We need your memberberries!"
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"by the name of skankhunt42 has been harassing women and girls"
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"by making degrading comments on our school message board."
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"that it's just because girls don't have a sense of humor."
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"Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it."
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"Just the other day in the hallway,"
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"that girls are cool and women are funny."
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"I'm not funny."
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"Hey, girls are funny Wendy, okay? Get over it."
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"how fat you are and how you want to have sex with guys"
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"Sit your ass down."
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"This isn't a joke, you guys. Girls are funny."
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