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Clips from B Positive (2020) - Inflammatory Response (S01E01)

"check your math, because you don't look a day over 40."
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"Oh, I like this one."
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"Oh, and they gave us some free wine and cigars."
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"So shall we adjourn to the backyard"
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"and continue the party?"
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"Well, that sounds good."
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"I haven't had a cigar"
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"since I was pregnant with my daughter."
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"It was a different time."
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"Ten years ago wasn't a different time."
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"Hey, less is more, big guy."
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"I'm telling you, women were all over this guy."
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"And it wasn't just the Super Bowl ring,"
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"because he let me wear it, and nothing."
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"It's not hard at these events."
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"Women love the fame thing."
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"Otherwise I'd have to rely on my charm and good looks."
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"Well, you're not falling back on your modesty."
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"What's your opener?"
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"Uh, "I'm famous"?"
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"That's not the opener."
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"That's the closer."
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"Well, in my face."
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"I guess."
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"Ah, don't listen to her, you've got the whole package."
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"Charm, brains..."
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"and that shayna punim. Oh!"
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"Thanks."
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"Wasn't always like this."
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"Back in high school before I started playing football,"
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"I used to get teased for being the fat kid."
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"-No way. Really? -Yeah."
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"Ate a lot of chips so they used to call me Eli Ruffles."
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"You out of shape? Yeah."
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"I never would've guessed that."
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"I used to get teased"
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"for being the skinny kid."
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"And the nerdy kid."
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"And the kid who almost died"
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"from being trapped under his own tuba."
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"That I would have guessed."
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"Anyway, it's getting late."
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"I'm off to bed."
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"And who knows?"
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"Maybe I might post a few pics on my gram."
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"That's Instagram, not grandma."
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"I can't believe some idiots make that mistake."
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"Ah..."
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"Norma, I think the cobbler's done."
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"Oh, crap."
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"Well, I am dying"
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"to hear some of these famous Eli Russell pickup lines."
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"Wait, wait, wait, let me guess."
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""Hey, baby,"
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""are you a parking ticket?"
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"'Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you.""
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"Come on, the only line I need is, "Hi, I'm Eli Russell.""
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"Oh. And...?"
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"And what? I won a Super Bowl."
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"Oof. No, no, no, no. That would not work on me."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"What's your best line, hotshot?"
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"Oh, I don't need any lines."
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"-I've got a move. -Oh, okay."
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"What is it, tossing your hair back?"
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"Licking your lips?"
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"Accidentally backing into me on the dance floor?"
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"You're so funny."
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"-You think so? -And that's the move."
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"Oh..."
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"Okay, you got me."
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"Course anything you do is pretty damn hard to resist."
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"Oh, you got a little cigar ash on your cheek."
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"Is this a move?"
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"I don't know. Is it?"
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"Sorry I'm late. Things got a little wild last night."
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"Ugh. If these loafers could talk."
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"Oh, they would say, "Put us on someone more interesting.""
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"So you guys had fun?"
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"You could say that."
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"Smoked a few 'gars with my main man here,"
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"-and got a lady's phone number. -Ooh."
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"I was supposed to pass that along to you, Eli,"
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"but I'm calling her anyway."
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"How many times did you pretend you didn't know him?"
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"Drew? Not at all. Robot Drew, twice."
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"But we had a good time."
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"Speaking of good time..."
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"He's back."
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"Esperanza Spalding"
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"is playing at The Blue Note Saturday,"
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"if you want to join me for a little J-A-Z-Z."
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"Oh, I actually got a thing on Saturday."
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"I thought Gina would've told you."
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"Gina? Why?"
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"My plans are with her."
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"My Gina? Like, a date?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Dialysis drama."
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"No, no, no drama. I'm..."
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"-I'm glad you guys hit it off. -We really did."
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"And I don't kiss and tell ...ll, then, don't."
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"It's a dialysis center, not a locker room."
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"You don't hear Jerry bragging about his erotic escapades."
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"Course not. Like a gentleman, I save it for my podcast."
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"Wow. You learn something new"
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"you don't want to know every day."
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"Tough break, Drew."
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"Oh, guys, look,"
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"Gina and I are not a thing."
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"No, I mean,"
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"boy gets donor, donor falls in love with other patient,"
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"other patient gets kidney, boy gets screwed."
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"Oldest story in the dialysis room."
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"Come on, I couldn't do that to you."
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"I could."
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"Is Gina sexually curious?"
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"Hey. How was dialysis?"
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"Fine."
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"I have come to understand that you"
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