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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Is a Feminist! (S03E03)

"You-- What do you want?"
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"You're going to the owners' meeting this year, right?"
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"And you're giving Steve Harvey my reel."
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"-Good night, everybody! -Good night!"
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"Do you want to get coffee sometime?"
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"Womp-womp-womp-womp!"
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"But remember what de Beauvoir wrote in Le Deuxieme Sexe?"
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"Oh!"
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"Aces! How's tonight? 'Cause I'm in your hallway!"
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"Do you mind if I light all your candles?"
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"They're called sex workers,"
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"I'm a feminist."
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"he's a stud, but if a woman does it... ugh."
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"and trying to pull off her wedding ring!"
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"I'm so upset, I'm not sure that's my name, Jacqueline!"
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"D'Fwhere did we go wrong?"
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"Being empowered sure is cold."
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"Okay, I can explain."
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"Chocolates,"
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"like you were about to say."
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"You're just gonna out yourself?"
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"Why do people keep saying "glass ceiling" like it's a bad thing?"
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"No! You call Mike Shoemaker!"
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"They're all babies."
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"what the heck you're doing..."
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"Oh, yeah? I was a running back"
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"Oh, do it! Kill each other!"
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"Sorry, Cork, but you shouldn't have dared me to bite you!"
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"My sexual compass is all a-twirly-girly."
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"Everyone please stay seated,"
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"of a Law & Order episode, it does not end well."
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"She came to my school once."
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"-And they're so confident! -I know!"
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"Me either."
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"It stinks like puberty out there."
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"You just have to trick him into thinking you did."
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"or a cat euthanasia pill."
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"Which one of you boys wants to do a body shot?"
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"No, that doesn't feel right."
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"I know this is way off your route."
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"-I had fun tonight. -Yeah. Me too."
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"Or a signature I'm really happy with."
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"Get away from me, you crazy son of a bitch!"
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"I got back on the bus, yo!"
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"Ooh, my sock."
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"Nobody's gonna pay to see--"
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"I don't even know where to start."
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"No. It's Titus Andromedon--"
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"So is this about one of his little issues with the NFL?"
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"Domestic violence? Taxpayer-funded stadiums?"
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"Give me that thing!"
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"I barely ate any chocolate yesterday."
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"Um..."
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"Austin is having a party."
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"Yeah, I played a little football."
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"-Is that how straight people kiss? -Is that how gay people kiss?"
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"Oh, Kim!"
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""On this site in 1794,"
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"at Union Theological Seminary."
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"For Russ."
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"with the keg's consent, of course."
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"Get out of my house!"
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"What does that have to do with--"
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"RB, huh? Let's see if you can get past the Dukester."
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"and wanted to be a crossing guard."
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"Why is your voice so echoey?"
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"you walking in a "Give Up the Night" rally or..."
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"In the morning, you write "Psych!" on her mirror"
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"Whoo!"
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"You're rejecting me?"
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"Ma'am?"
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"No, no. I'm gonna be a reverend."
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"That we can't?"
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"The league loves it, because the retired players"
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"Titus, I owe you one."
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"let's review each other's sexual consent forms."
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"Oh. No."
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"Surprise!"
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"How are you cooler than me here?"
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"Okay, um, see you around."
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"I'm gonna go to town on some hot D."
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"Perry! Finally."
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"in Contemporary Yogurt Commercials" this semester."
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"Obvs."
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"Pretend you're gay to get close to her, and then you're all,"
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"Look. I know I said I came here to apologize,"
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"For real. I was All-State, girl. I met the governor!"
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"Whoa! This is just like Saved by the Bell: The College Years,"
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"'cause I don't think anything actually happened last night."
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"Yeah. It's gonna be epic. Steve Harvey's performing."
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"He is so woke."
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"Jacqueline, you need to tell him Homey don't play that."
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"It better not be M-E-S-S-I-N-G around."
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"You okay in there?"
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"You know, they're not allowed to call it "Champlain""
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"Oh."
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"I should probably go."
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"This is the best night of my life!"
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"-So what do we do? -We got to scratch this itch, baby!"
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"This is getting out of hand."
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"That's what I thought."
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"- Uh-oh. No. - No!"
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