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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Is a Feminist! (S03E03)

"Not me."
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"I'm not sure we missed anything."
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"Mmm."
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"Looks like I'm winning, Cork,"
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"like I win at everything:"
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"football, business,"
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"spotting the differences between two drawings"
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"May I help you? We're trying to have a sexy evening here."
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"Ah! I am your downstairs neighbor,"
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"Isabellica Delmonicos."
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"Yep, I am one of the rich A-holes"
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"who live in this building."
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"producing nothing, destroying everything."
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"Also, I got a leak in my apartment."
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"I think it's coming from your bathroom."
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"What the hell's going on?"
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"There's too many layers, Isabellica."
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"I can't keep track."
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"You let things go too far."
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"This isn't just your run-of-the-mill cock-block no more."
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"Now you actually got to choose one of them,"
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"and if you want to keep Duke on the hook,"
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"But I can't!"
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"You don't actually have to sleep with him."
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"Oh, I got to have a disco biscuit in here somewhere."
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"Ah, Bob's your uncle!"
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"-Oh! -Well, this is either a quaalude"
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"Well, either way, it'll do the trick."
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"It's so I can prove to Russ that nothing actually happened."
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"There's no way Duke won't tell him."
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"I'm gonna hide in here in case you need me"
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"and 'cause my pill's just kicking in."
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"Whoo!"
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"I never should have doubted you, bro."
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"Yum, yum, give me some."
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"We don't have salt or limes,"
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"but we can make do with chocolate milk powder and onions."
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"Oh!"
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"Wango tango!"
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"Whatever. I bet you can't pick me up like a baby"
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"Ha."
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"Oh, thank goodness."
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"Kim Jong-ill!"
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"Whoa. Kimmy landed that dude who was ghosting her."
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"I got it. I got it."
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"I got it. No, I got it."
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"Like-- like, I died but still had unfinished business here on Earth?"
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"Then I thought maybe they were saying "goatsing," like,"
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"Well, either way,"
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"Me too."
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"Uh, can I drop you off someplace?"
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"I'm not really tired."
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"- Oh. -I'm free, bitches!"
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"Oh!"
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"Bottoms up, Cork."
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"You wish,"
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"you Patrick Wilson-looking mother--"
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"Game over."
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"Why don't you go into the bedroom"
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"and get ready for me?"
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"Yeah. I've never even heard of East Dogmouth."
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"Jeremiah Montague, a local plaque maker of some renown,"
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"was stabbed to dea.""
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"Wait. Wait. How did he--"
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"Well, this is me."
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"Oh, dang it. I don't have one of those consent contracts."
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"Or a pen."
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"Oh, Kimmy, I would love to stay, really,"
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"School on Saturday? What are you, a fish?"
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"Full disclosure: I read that on a popsicle stick,"
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"and I didn't get it till just now."
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"No. I'm taking weekend classes"
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"You know, I got into philosophy to learn how to be a good person,"
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"but then I realized that there's a way"
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"I could actually use philosophy to help people,"
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"so that's why I'm going to divinity school."
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"So you're gonna have powers?"
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"-What? -Hopefully have my own church one day."
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"I don't ever want to see you again!"
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"Bus life!"
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"Did we--"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'll be right back."
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"You're still here!"
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"I just need to get some mouthwash."
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"and threw up in my mouth."
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"He also ate a whole turkey."
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"You miss playing ball?"
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"Just the part where people squeeze water into my mouth for me."
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"It worked, Lillian."
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"Duke thinks we bumped beautifuls."
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"And now you got to get rid of him"
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"like, "Did we really sleep together?""
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"Titu-- Cork!"
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"You taped us?"
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"It was your idea."
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"I don't remember that."
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"I don't remember anything."
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"So let's watch that tape now,"
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"And I always call my dad after."
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"So you started taping while talking to your neighbor."
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"- What are you taping? - That seems normal."
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"You undress me and leave."
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"and nothing."
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"Stop lying!"
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"Why would you want to make me think I slept with you?"
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"And yet you taped it to prove we didn't."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Cork, that was a frozen turkey."
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"by dropping chimps out of hot air balloons?"
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"It's the name, okay? The name."
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"You and Russ are both done."
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"That's why I'd never let my kids play football."
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"That brain injury stuff is no joke."
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"don't realize their pension checks are just slices of bologna."
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"I mean, you want your kids"
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"That's why my boys play soccer."
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"-Holy crap. -I got you!"
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"Aah!"
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"That's how we do it in Chickasaw County, Mississippi."
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