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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Is a Feminist! (S03E03)

"and a Columbia onesie."
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"Ooh, and I gots to have my BlackBerry charger!"
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"Ha-ha! Uh-par-tay!"
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"Okay. Um..."
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"would you like to donate a dollar"
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"to help Dartmouth students learn to read?"
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"Ghost him."
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"Get out of my amusement park."
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"I just want to watch Beaches and drink rosé"
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"and then watch Beaches Two, colon, She's Still Dead."
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"I'm sorry I didn't get to apologize properly..."
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"I'm in such pain!"
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"And then 30 minutes later,"
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"apologize again."
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"-- Ooh."
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"Of all the days for Flouncy to break up with his underage lover."
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"Really?!"
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"But I'm glad we're friends again."
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"Next time you're in town, just whistle."
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"You just tell the doorman you need a taxi."
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"Flouncy Magoo?"
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"So go ahead and take a dollar out of my purse."
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"I got to go lie down."
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"What's going on here, man?"
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"I'm... Flouncy."
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"You're not really going through a breakup, are you?"
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"No. I'm onto you."
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"You're not gay."
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"I grabbed the wrong bag, Flouncy."
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"edible underwear..."
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"cherry-flavored lube?"
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"That's to dip bread in."
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"Very funny."
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"You're trying to bang Jacqueline."
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"Hey, I get it. It's a classic move."
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"We've all done it."
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"You got me, dude."
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"I've been trying to hit that for years."
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"All right! Cards on the table, broseph,"
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"I'm trying to do the same thing,"
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"Well, then game on, brotato."
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"Oh, I get it!"
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"She's doing that to him with her butt."
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"Would you consent to dance with me?"
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"Sure!"
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"Oh, but I don't know this dance like Paige does,"
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"so maybe you could lead."
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"What are you still doing here, Ti--"
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"Duke figured out I was lying."
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"That's a ballsy move there, Cork."
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"-Hmm? -And I'm in love with you."
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"Also, my name is Cork Rockingham."
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"You're Cork Rockingham?"
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"I mean you're Cork Rockingham?"
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"No! Wait."
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"You better believe it, baby, baby!"
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"Oh, Cork, I'm so confused."
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"Wow."
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"but ever since that kiss,"
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"I can't stop thinking about you."
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"I say the highest and hardest glass ceiling is the NFL."
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"How about, "She's going to Disneyland"?"
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"Clouds! Stars!"
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"Ha! And what if a cat got up there?"
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"-You're really funny, Kimmy. -Yeah."
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"But before we do this,"
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"I'm sorry. What is this?"
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"It's what I'm agreeing to let you do to me."
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"Austin, I like you, but I just met you."
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"Thumbs are for hitchhiking and being Fonzie."
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"You're a bully!"
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"Mommy, a girl thinks I'm not special."
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"or an internship at Late Night."
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"Like, an Ivy League eight."
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"Okay, here she is."
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"No, I didn't know Austin got extra time on tests."
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"Yes, 17 is young to be in college."
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"You're a baby!"
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"I'm not a baby."
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"You all seem so smart, but you don't know"
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"I'm taking you home."
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"You were right, Mommy. She left with another girl."
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"You're such a smart mommy."
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"Six."
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"-Whew! -Oh!"
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"I was linebacker at St. Albans School for Boys and Their Nannies."
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"at Carl Lee Hailey High School down in Mississippi."
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"That's how we do it in Crab Mansion, Maryland!"
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"Oh, no! I hate this."
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"Oh..."
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"What the hell happened out there?"
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"And when did I take off my wedding ring?"
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"He's not even my type."
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"Ugh, I'm so lonely."
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"You're lonely? My husband is lying in a hospital bed right now,"
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"and I haven't been touched by a man since I left Julian."
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"-What about Russ? -What about Russ?"
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"I don't need you here just to keep Duke away from me."
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"I need you here to keep me away from him."
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"We got to shut it down."
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"I'm calling the White Widow."
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"Uh-huh, uh-huh. I overstand."
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"and, white passengers, for the last time,"
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"please do not touch my hair."
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"- Hi. - Kimmy!"
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"I was worried about you."
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"Yeah. Sorry I was so weird earlier."
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"These clothes aren't me."
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"And I've never done drugs in my life."
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"Like Phylicia Rashad said on that poster in my middle school,"
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""The only drug you need is reading.""
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"She said we were hopeless."
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"I should never have listened to those girls."
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"Tall kids with big words."
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"That's why it took me so long to realize"
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"they're just doing normal, dumb teenager stuff."
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"The drinking, the clothes, the all-night French-a-thons."
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"Thumby-thumby-thumby-thumby."
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"Oh, she should not be sucking on her thumb."
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"You know where kids put those these days?"
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