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Clips from Scrubs - My Clean Break (S03E03)

"In order to use the biphasic defibrillator, we have to--"
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"Hey, Elliot. Is it greasy outside?"
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"Oh, that is so stupid. Elliot, you look... smart."
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"- Hello? - Of course I'm smart -- I'm a doctor!"
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""What's up, doc?" I just got it!"
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"You're dating a guy named Danny?"
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"Is he hot?"
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"thank you"
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"and, let's face it, mediocre metaphors."
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"piss all over learning a procedure that could..."
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"determine whether some poor sucker lives or dies, and..."
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"that reminded me of something that I..."
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"Because, you see, I..."
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"am accountable."
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"I am accountable for the continuous, crashing, undeniable..."
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"amateurism that you people drag into this hospital day in and day out."
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"And believe you me when I tell you that the next time one of you..."
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"perpetual disappointments doesn't even have the common decency..."
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"I will go ahead and toss your sorry ass outta here in about..."
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"ten seconds and then I will forget you forever in the next five."
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"Okaaay! Nervous Guy!"
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"Bring that nervous butt up here, lose the shirt."
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"We're gonna show these good people how this thing works."
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"Nice tan, there, champ."
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"- Thanks? - Clear!"
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""After Dr. Cox exploded at us, so many thoughts were racing through my head.""
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""We have been slacking off lately.""
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"- Yeah...? - Oh..."
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"Thanks. He was due for a good grooming."
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"- What? - When you called me."
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"That stupid phone! You know, that's the same way Turk found out I collect scarves!"
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"- Ooooh! - J.D.--"
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"no one's ever gonna have a chance to get close to you."
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"That's you breaking up with me."
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"- How you doing, Elliot? - Great!"
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"I figure I spend three quarters of my life in a place filled with misery and sickness."
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"If I need to feel good about myself, then the hell with everybody!"
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"And for what it's worth, I think you look beautiful, I wouldn't change a thing."
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"Ohh.... Oh! I did, uh, tone down the eye makeup a little bit."
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"There! All done."
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""Everybody has their own way of getting through the day.""
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""For some, it's as simple as standing up for a friend...""
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""and getting away with it.""
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"even go ahead and give a good rat's ass about whether a bunch of..."
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""After all, it doesn't mean I'm gonna ignore opportunity if it falls in my lap.""
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""Oh, this is gonna suck.""
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"Stop. Lemme just go grab a sweater."
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"Ooh, your ghost hands is cold!"
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"that the man I tell my innermost secrets to likes to..."
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"How 'bout I give you a ride to your next destination?"
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"Um, I don't think I look unprofessional."
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"- I hate missing practice. - Me too."
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"Hell, I miss it every day."
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"It's not all of you."
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"It's me."
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"- I'm keeping busy. - "Oh, that's great.""
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"I always have time for you!"
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"- Cat fight? - Sorry, Todd!"
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"Actually, he was passed out drunk in the yard but..."
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"Be not afraid! I'm just like you!"
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"Oh... I think it's this one."
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"Who else is that crazy?"
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"Hellooo?"
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"Well, why don't you just... hey! Ask her yourself!"
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"puppy dogs, lollipops,"
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""And what the hell is the deal with Danni?""
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"After you dressed up Rowdy, did you trim the clumpy areas around his butt?"
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"Elliot, what's wrong?"
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"Oh... Forget it, you're busy."
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"That silence?"
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"will invariably affect your life."
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"Synchronisation: Boberman."
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"How many of you had a chance to practice on the mannequin?"
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"Of course you do, but you don't actually expect me--"
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"Dude, look at the size of this Odor-Eater! We could surf on it!"
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"I still don't understand why Danni's breaking up with me, man. I gotta go talk to her."
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"- Gotcha! - Oooog! Oh, God..."
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"sorry about the gay sailor's outfit."
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"Your mother LOVES it."
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"[end music]"
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"Listen, Danni...."
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"but Sander say that it is indeed the calm before the storm..."
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"to break up with you themselves, it's like they didn't ever care about you at all."
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"Floor's wet."
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"Okay, listen up, people, because this part is crucial."
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"Let's try and be a little more careful when we use that noise, okay?"
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"Well, I didn't!"
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"that lets you know that danger's coming."
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"- What?! - Nothing."
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"He also thanked me for not naming him "Brantley"!"
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"wanted to remind YOU of."
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"Y-yeah."
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""With the long hours at a hospital, you don't have time to worry about your appearance.""
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"it is to meet someone who's actually willing to have sex with me."
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"This isn't the movies?"
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"wear it as jammies..."
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"And right then..."
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"Turk, we tried playing Giant Black Guy. Remember what happened?"
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"So I..."
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"- Okay...! - J.D."
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"I wanted to put them on my fingers and pretend I had witch nails."
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"Oh, come on! Get your pump on!"
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"Well, he should."
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"this is now a broom that reminds me of blonde doctor's bangs."
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"- Tell her. - His mom doesn't die."
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"Oh, Mrs. Gorski, I know shingles are never fun."
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"not only because I leak vicious rumors about competing hospitals to the press,"
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"And stop using my razor to shave your fun zone!"
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"Elliot, what's wrong?"
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"God!"
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"All right! My turn to get on top!"
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"Because they're not scared of me anymore."
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"Maybe that's why Danni wants to break up with me, she thinks I'm too smart!"
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"Luckily, you people were kind enough to..."
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"Hey! I finally broke up with someone!"
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""For others, it's talking things out with someone.""
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"Why in the world would a civilized, up-town man of the millennium such as myself..."
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"- Hey! Sheila! - Leave me alone."
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"I--I know what you're thinking, believe me, I...I do."
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