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Clips from Scrubs - My Clean Break (S03E03)

"Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with!"
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"who just spent the last hour chain smoking and talking on her cell phone while..."
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"her kid ate sand would come over to two complete strangers and give them parenting advice!"
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"'Married With Children'? Awesome!"
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"- Has Kelly been on yet? - Here she comes."
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""Hi, Daddy!""
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"Anyway, where's Danni? We're gonna be late for our movie."
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"I love you..."
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"I just wanted you to see this."
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"Because if I move here permanently, this would be the type of place we could afford."
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"Out of body experience?"
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"She wants to move in together. I have to break up with her!"
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"Have a Bugle."
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"J.D.!?"
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"I just can't believe how comfortable I've gotten talking to you over these last few months."
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"I mean, look, I'd still be with my old shrink if I hadn't..."
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"cut across the park the day of the renaissance faire and realized..."
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"likes to put on a big, giant beard and make pretend that he is a blacksmith."
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"A-a-a-anyway, something weird's been going on with me lately."
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"I have been sleeping more, I've been drinking alone... less..."
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"I've even started complimenting people."
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"God help me, Sluggo, if you get any more buff, I'll be absolutely sure that you're gay!"
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"Dr. Cox never compliments me about anything!"
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"Your new look has completely changed my perspective."
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"For instance, this is not a broom with fraying edges..."
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"Tough and spunky!"
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"Oh, my God! That is exactly the look that I was going for!"
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"- Watch it! - Hey!"
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"So, did you break up with her?"
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"Okay, you know how the, uh, couch in the living room has those high arms?"
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"I'd have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because my pants would already be off!"
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"That's sweet! While your mother lays there dying!"
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"Tyra uses her connections in the supermodel world to get..."
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"She falls in love with me, we all move in together."
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"It'd be awkward at first, but I'd make it work..."
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"New low."
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"Unless you're talking about the games we made up the summer my parents got a new roof."
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"It was kind of like Hide & Seek, only we'd throw shingles at each other?"
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"Ahh, summer time... Still..."
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"a positive attitude can go a long way in helping you feel better, so let's see a big ol' smile!"
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"Here at Sacred Heart, I like to think that our patients choose our hospital..."
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"but also because when they see one of our doctors they think,"
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"but now that your colleagues are beginning to complain"
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"Lose the makeup! Get a haircut!"
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"Morning, class."
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"As residency director, it is my pleasure to have both surgical..."
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"In fact, in this room we have enough brain power to light up a city!"
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"whose government has recently passed a series of stringent energy conservation laws!"
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""Stringent updoc"."
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"It's happening."
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"Okay, people, biphasic defibrillators."
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"With the defibrillator...?"
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"And I assume none of you have even looked at the literature."
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"I figured out what's different."
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"I figured out what that feeling was that I was having in the park the other day with my family."
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"happy."
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"Now does that not just make you sick?"
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"Dude, with Danni you just gotta keep your eyes on the prize."
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"Baby, listen, I'm just trying to keep my man psyched,"
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"He's right. I don't like hurting people."
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"Bambi, you owe her closure. Hell, you owe it to every woman you've ever dated."
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"Scott Gerber?!"
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"At soccer camp, I told you I wanted to be more than friends."
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"He used to... borrow my jersey and..."
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"Uh, listen, something's been on my mind..."
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""Me too.""
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"I just feel like my life is so scattered lately and you're the only good thing I have going right now."
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"- Awesome. - How's he doing?"
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"The boy's got no biscuits."
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"Actually, I'm kinda swamped right now, uh, let me get back to you, okay?"
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"- Eh, forget it, you're busy. - Come on!"
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"- What? No! No way! - Huh? I've never heard anything..."
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"- ...like that! Why? - Why would you say that?"
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"Hell, yeah."
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"Honestly, I haven't been this happy since Christmas..."
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"when I was seven years old and my father showed me how to make a snow angel."
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"th-the paramedics said it was one of the finest snow angels that they'd ever seen, so..."
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"Cox is every last bit of okay. Maybe it's a..."
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"a natural progression."
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"It's not like there's any real ramifications..."
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"I drew the short straw, so I have to press record on..."
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"all the tape players when you start the lecture."
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"Where is everybody?"
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"They all had really important things to do?"
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"Hello, citizens!"
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"Welcome to Sacred Heart!"
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"Home of the world's most giant doctor!"
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"My tush is chafing."
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"Besides, I gotta go deal with this whole Danni thing."
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"You want me to just talk to her for you? I'll do it."
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"Ohh! J.D., Danni's breaking up with you."
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"What?"
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"Guys, how many times do I have to tell you? Stop wearing my coat!"
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"Sorry about that, Chet!"
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"Not one. Would you like to know why?"
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"And I blame you... yes."
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"emotionally open, pathetic freak at home, and now it's starting to bleed over into work."
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"- "...Happy birthday to you!" - "And many more!""
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"Oh, dammit, people, I've been here twenty-three years."
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"Carla... I don't do that anymore!"
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"Oh, my God! I look like Alice Cooper!"
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"You know, I shouldn't have to feel bad for wanting to look good."
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"You don't, what with your bohemian scarves and..."
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"But still, it's different for nurses, we're not judged for being feminine."
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"But when you're a doctor,"
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"if you put in too much effort the men will never take you seriously..."
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"and the women will think you're trying to show them up."
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"Laverne!"
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"Your honker's cute in person. Peep-hole? Not your friend."
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"Ha! I'm sorry, did I interrupt you from trying to eat your baby?"
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"Look, do you know how hard it was for me to come here?"
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"Not getting up until you come to your senses."
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"Get your coffee on, dawg."
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"What?"
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"Now you look more like a doctor and less like a lap-dance!"
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"You know, I liked the way blonde-haired doctor looked."
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"She brightened my day. But you don't care, do ya?"
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"'Cause you're unconscious."
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"And I'm sorry, but I think life is just too short to spend..."
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"your time working someplace where people don't crap their pants at the mere sight of ya."
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