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Clips from NewsRadio - The Song Remains the Same (S02E02)

Oh, um, I do.

"Oh, um, I do."

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Oh, thanks, Bill.

"Oh, thanks, Bill."

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I deserve this more than Matthew.

"I deserve this more than Matthew."

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Yes, no... maybe? Sure.

"Yes, no... maybe? Sure."

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No comment.

"No comment."

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I got you!

"I got you!"

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Before we get started, I'm a little thirsty.

"Before we get started, I'm a little thirsty."

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to make me think he had a crush on me?

"to make me think he had a crush on me?"

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that sweet girl from Saved By the Bell,

"that sweet girl from Saved By the Bell,"

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I swear on my vow

"I swear on my vow"

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they'd get together and push me.

"they'd get together and push me."

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What about this?

"What about this?"

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Gum.

"Gum."

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Matthew!

"Matthew!"

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Look, if you're hungry, I have to be honest with you,

"Look, if you're hungry, I have to be honest with you,"

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[IMITATES BUZZER]

"[IMITATES BUZZER]"

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I am not.

"I am not."

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Well, looks like you win, Matthew.

"Well, looks like you win, Matthew."

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is a long time.

"is a long time."

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I had no idea--

"I had no idea--"

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Oh. And people say you're whipped.

"Oh. And people say you're whipped."

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that did it.

"that did it."

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"A Journalist's Credo."

""A Journalist's Credo.""

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you'll make one hell of an interesting story.

"you'll make one hell of an interesting story."

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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Ha-ha!

"Ha-ha!"

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Steven Seagal!

"Steven Seagal!"

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[IMITATES BUZZER]

"[IMITATES BUZZER]"

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Because I'm feeling kind of hot.

"Because I'm feeling kind of hot."

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although that's not the point.

"although that's not the point."

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Ha ha ha!

"Ha ha ha!"

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No, thank you, Matthew.

"No, thank you, Matthew."

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We know that now,

"We know that now,"

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What do I get?

"What do I get?"

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Let's please be on our best behavior today, people.

"Let's please be on our best behavior today, people."

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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would you do that?

"would you do that?"

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which candidate was endorsed by the Manchester Union Leader?

"which candidate was endorsed by the Manchester Union Leader?"

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Well, how do you know so much about New Hampshire?

"Well, how do you know so much about New Hampshire?"

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There's absolutely no favoritism at play here.

"There's absolutely no favoritism at play here."

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Sorry, everybody. Sorry I'm late.

"Sorry, everybody. Sorry I'm late."

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Yes, you did, Dave.

"Yes, you did, Dave."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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Perhaps you're not used to the explosive atmosphere

"Perhaps you're not used to the explosive atmosphere"

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[NO AUDIO]

"[NO AUDIO]"

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Ohh!

"Ohh!"

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Yeah, I guess you're right.

"Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Come on, come on, come on, come on.

"Come on, come on, come on, come on."

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What?

"What?"

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Come on, come on, come on, come on.

"Come on, come on, come on, come on."

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Man, ain't that a kick in the butt?

"Man, ain't that a kick in the butt?"

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never to buy a company with my own money, how's that?

"never to buy a company with my own money, how's that?"

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Oh, Dan Rather once told me,

"Oh, Dan Rather once told me,"

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Okay, well, then do you swear on that?

"Okay, well, then do you swear on that?"

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You remember the guy who quit this morning?

"You remember the guy who quit this morning?"

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That wouldn't be possible.

"That wouldn't be possible."

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Ha-ha!

"Ha-ha!"

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and almost swallowed my tongue.

"and almost swallowed my tongue."

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I thought we agreed

"I thought we agreed"

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The Firm?

"The Firm?"

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Man, oh, Manischewitz, do I love April Fools' Day!

"Man, oh, Manischewitz, do I love April Fools' Day!"

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That was our station owner.

"That was our station owner."

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Name the top six Republican candidates.

"Name the top six Republican candidates."

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He's cheating!

"He's cheating!"

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You're telling me you don't want to go to New Hampshire

"You're telling me you don't want to go to New Hampshire"

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Oh, God. Everything was going so well until I found this.

"Oh, God. Everything was going so well until I found this."

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David, I have two cats.

"David, I have two cats."

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Oh, I don't know.

"Oh, I don't know."

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This is a situation I do not want to hear details.

"This is a situation I do not want to hear details."

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Best meatball sandwich there is.

"Best meatball sandwich there is."

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Mr. McNeal, you're hovering six feet in the air.

"Mr. McNeal, you're hovering six feet in the air."

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This will be great.

"This will be great."

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and have those photos sent right over.

"and have those photos sent right over."

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Lisa, I understand you're a newswoman from New York

"Lisa, I understand you're a newswoman from New York"

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Yes, they do.

"Yes, they do."

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to Concord for you tomorrow.

"to Concord for you tomorrow."

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I remember my first time with Lisa's desk.

"I remember my first time with Lisa's desk."

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His cats.

"His cats."

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I will have my revenge!

"I will have my revenge!"

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And possible garbage-workers strike coming up.

"And possible garbage-workers strike coming up."

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Knock it off, guys.

"Knock it off, guys."

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you only got the green slime if you said, "I don't know."

"you only got the green slime if you said, "I don't know.""

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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Jimmy, this is a bad day for April Fools.

"Jimmy, this is a bad day for April Fools."

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Very committed to broadcasting excellence.

"Very committed to broadcasting excellence."

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Oh, and this is...

"Oh, and this is..."

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You know what, I thought it was creepy too,

"You know what, I thought it was creepy too,"

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Are they yours?

"Are they yours?"

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Dave, they were obviously meant to be a gift for me.

"Dave, they were obviously meant to be a gift for me."

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February/April Fools' pranks?

"February/April Fools' pranks?"

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[IMITATES BUZZER]

"[IMITATES BUZZER]"

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Catherine fed you these questions, didn't she?

"Catherine fed you these questions, didn't she?"

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five hours to dump crap into a box

"five hours to dump crap into a box"

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I figure it's either David Byrne or David Bowie.

"I figure it's either David Byrne or David Bowie."

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No, no, no, Catherine.

"No, no, no, Catherine."

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[GRUNTING]

"[GRUNTING]"

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Uh, my name isn't Brian.

"Uh, my name isn't Brian."

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Screw this!

"Screw this!"

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Actually, it was the sexing up at lunch

"Actually, it was the sexing up at lunch"

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April fool!

"April fool!"

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