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Clips from NewsRadio - The Song Remains the Same (S02E02)

"As the presidential campaign heats up,"
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"Mm-hmm, and I'll have a tentative schedule"
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"Commissioner Bratton pretaped an interview."
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"And the New Hampshire primary. We'll need a reporter up there."
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"I'm sure Dave will pick"
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"Then obviously there's something"
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"Especially because Matthew will be covering New Hampshire."
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"Two words, sounds like..."
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"Oh, I give up."
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"Can we, Dave?"
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"Whatever for?"
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"in modern broadcasting."
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"I tried to blow a bubble inside of a bubble"
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"Which brings me to my next point."
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"with Boogerman and the gang."
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"Well, I'm done here."
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"Anyone else have anything they want to bring up?"
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"but this is my last day."
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"I got a really great offer"
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"Thanks, Bill."
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"Who the hell was that?"
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"Sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"[♪]"
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"I was expecting it? You bought me mittens."
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"You heard them out there."
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"I can't have people"
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"But you can keep the mittens."
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"Well, thank you."
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"Now when I strangle you, I won't leave any prints."
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"She's really mad, isn't she?"
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"Geez, give me some credit."
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"considering I didn't even know him."
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"You know his desk?"
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"I don't know him. How will I know his desk?"
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"Bill, Bill, check it out! Check it out!"
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"Actually, which way is the men's room?"
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"Hey, what did I say? No comment!"
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"Hey, Cathy!"
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"Sure, sweetie. What is it?"
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"Well..."
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"I've never been so completely and totally--"
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"There's a brand-new outfit"
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"Yeah, yeah, but if I waited till April,"
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"Show where when every time somebody says "water,""
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"water comes down on them."
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"If you could postpone this for a few days,"
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"I'll postpone it to a more propitious time."
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"Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends."
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"constant barrage of obscenities."
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"Is there some place I could get a drink of water?"
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"Right this way."
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"So just lay off him."
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"There's a card too. Look."
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""For Beth."
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"He worked here for years"
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"He had a copy of my favorite book"
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"It's better than the movie."
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"It's not like I have a choice, Dave. It's destiny."
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"I'll get you the number when I have a chance,"
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"Ohh..."
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"And I thought..."
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"But then again..."
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"What makes you think that--"
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"Okay. Wait a second. I get it."
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"No, I did not put an old stick or anything else in your desk"
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"Do you swear on your list"
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"of 21 potential wife candidates?"
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"It's down to 20, now that I've found out"
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"Okay. Thank you very much, Mr. James."
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"Uh, Joseph. Joe."
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"What's up?"
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"I wanted to ask you"
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"Okay. Yeah. How'd you know?"
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"Sometimes they mess up and put real can of nuts,"
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"No, really?"
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"Yeah. It happens. Man, you got to double-check."
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"I always check myself."
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"I think that's part of being a good manager."
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"Oh! So now Matthew is more competent than I am?"
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"I didn't say he was more competent."
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"have been undervalued,"
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"and I think it's time"
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"At any rate, I didn't say "more competent.""
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"How about you, dear sir? Salted nut?"
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"Don't mind if I do."
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"Ohh!"
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"Look, Beth, just because"
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"the weird guy had a crush on you,"
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"Honey, he may not be as perfect as you imagine."
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"Look what I found in the bottom drawer of his desk."
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"He's trying to quit..."
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"For me."
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"Beth, honey, why don't you pack a few things,"
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"Why are you trying to tear us apart?"
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"Two sloppy peas in a pod."
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"Fairly and objectively."
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"to write out some questions about New Hampshire,"
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"Oh, and we're going to play a little game show thing."
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"whose interests include woodworking and jazzercise."
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"Bob Dole, Pat Buchanan--"
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"Sorry. Matthew did buzz in first."
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"so Matthew pulls out to an early lead."
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"All right. Now, next question--"
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"Correct."
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"35% to 20%."
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"[IMITATES BUZZER]"
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"David, I'd like to challenge."
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"Oh, for God's sakes! What?"
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"Well, she's talking about the most recent Gallup poll,"
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"Yes, well, I'm sure"
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"It just so happens I have a lot of relatives who live there,"
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"because they're shut-ins."
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"of voters..."
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"In Concord."
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"I don't know. Ask Herb Stempel here."
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"It's the antideficit group"
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"and not having a clear position on social security."
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"He is. I know-- I don't know how--"
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"So? It's just for a few days."
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