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Clips from The Simpsons - The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons (S09E09)

"But the fact that I would stage this ridiculous farce surely proves to you..."
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"how much I do not want to go through with this arranged marriage."
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"I had no idea how strongly you felt, Apu."
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"Now wipe that smile off your face."
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"- You know what you could do, Apu? - Shut up."
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"- You could fake your own death. - Oh. Would you shut up?"
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"All you need is a car bomb and-"
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"I can't believe you don't shut up!"
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"You just get on a plane and come to America."
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"I have to go. [Speaking Foreign Language]"
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"an elephant and four castrati."
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"I don't know, but I'm sure it's spicy."
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"- [Hushed] Why is that woman still living here? - [Murmurs]"
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"Hey. You seen Apu lately? He looks terrible."
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"Yeah. Rumor has it Marge threw him out."
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"Aw, tough break. She's a beautiful lady."
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"[All] To Marge!"
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"Moe, what do you recommend for severe depression?"
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"Two people cannot fall in love sight unseen."
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"Hold on there. I'm countir on that."
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"Well, just 24 hours of freedom left."
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"Seven. It's seven hours."
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"## [Morosely Singing Sexy Rock]"
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"Come on. You shouldn't be spending your last hours of bachelorhood..."
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"in a dump like this."
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"And I know just the place."
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"Ahh."
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"Is this the life, or what?"
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"You want me to turn on the bubbles?"
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"Which Bombay-to-Springfield flight is she on-"
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"I am so terribly sorry, sir."
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"It appears that your tiger has been sent to St. Louis."
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"Mm-hmm. I should send you to St. Louis!"
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"How's that fire ring coming?"
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"- Is it sacred yet? - Almost."
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"- [Grunting] - Can you believe it?"
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"I'm about to spend my life with."
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"- Has the whole world gone crazy? - Nah. Just your screwy country."
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"Don't worry, Apu. Someday, you'll meet someone you really love."
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"I am really doomed."
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"Only the gods could stop this wedding now."
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"Gods, eh?"
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"[Chattering]"
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"No, no, no, no. No pansies for me."
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"It's the tradition in India."
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"- Hey! - Tradition."
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"Thanks for helping us out, Reverend."
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"Well, Christ is Christ."
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"Plus, I consulted a Hindu Web site."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"You did. His name was Stampy."
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"- You loved him. - Oh, yeah."
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"- [Squeaking] - [Trumpeting] - [All Gasping]"
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"[Reople Gasp]"
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"Apu. Remember me?"
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"All will die unless it is stopped."
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"- Oh, God. - Please! Listen to me!"
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"[Eerie Moaning]"
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"[Speaking Foreign Language]"
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"You're just gonna get more wrath!"
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"Oh. Nor have I."
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"All right. Ganesh has been subdued."
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"- [Whimpering] All will die. - [Children Grunting]"
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"Quickly, tell me. What is your favorite movie, book and food?"
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"[Both Laughing]"
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"Who knows? We can always get divorced."
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"Of course. God bless America."
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"let me be the first to present to you..."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon."
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"[Cheering]"
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"I am no good at weddings. I am no good at weddings."
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"Dad, those peanuts aren't for you."
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"- They're for the elephant. - Screw him!"
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"Ganesh commands you! [Whimpering]"
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"Well, so far, so good. Don't you think?"
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"Apartment? Oh, no. No, no."
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"- Got you. - Oh. [Laughing]"
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"- ## [Continues] - [Whimpering] Come on, elephant!"
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"Stop! [Yelping, Groaning]"
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"[Giggling]"
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"Look at that. Well."
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"And now let's hear it for our celebrity auctioneer- Krusty!"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"[Sighs] This lot is withdrawn."
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"Come on!"
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"And in my leisure time, I like to build furniture..."
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"[Shoes Clattering]"
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""This is just a note to say I think about you every day."
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"[Chomping] Okay."
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"I have come to meet this wife of yours."
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"And go we shall, because it is in the going that we-"
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"I have come to see the woman for whom Apu was willing..."
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"before Marge yells at you again."
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"You know that one out of every 25 arranged marriages ends in divorce."
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"I'm finally gonna see Easter Island."
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"Baloney! You came here to put me in a home."
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"[Gasps, Grunts]"
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"[Sucking]"
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"Good-bye."
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"[Sighs]"
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"- ##[Fanfare] - Huh?"
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"Oh! Manjula?"
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"[Screams] Stop chasing Ganesh!"
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"- Oh. I'm afraid this is all my fault, Manjula. - [Homer Shouting]"
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"To be perfectly honest with you..."
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"I have not exactly been looking forward to this arranged marriage."
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"Marrying a complete stranger? It is crazy."
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"Uh, the answer to all three is "fried green tomatoes.""
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"Oh. Do you think this marriage could really work?"
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"##[Band]"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"And when I get you all alone"-"
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"- What? - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"I'm just so honored to have you here in our home."
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"You remember your father, Apu?"
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"I've come to spend some time with my favorite father."
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"Can I ask you about your dot?"
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"Mother, I am so sorry. I lied to you about being married."
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"Believe me, I'd like to. [Laughs]"
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