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Clips from The Simpsons - The Bart of War (S14E14)

"Next on Comedy Central, South Park."
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"Hey, nothing wrong with that."
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"Now, I'm gonna find the real killer."
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"Now back to Good Heavens."
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"Then I'd be the most popular kid in school."
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"The fly is stuck in Flanders' house."
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"- I'll go contact the nearest adult. - There's no time. We're going in."
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"Dude, we're in Flanders' house, unsupervised."
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"Wow, let's go nuts."
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"What are the Beatles?"
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"They wrote all the songs on Maggie's baby records."
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""John Lemon, Orange Harrison, Paul Mclced Tea, Mango Starr"?"
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"Hey, Bart, how about a blast from the past?"
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"I don't feel so fab."
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"I wish we could see their happy faces."
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"Scared of what? The funny camp songs we're gonna sing?"
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"We'll be safe inside our fortress"
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"When they come"
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"We'll be safe from creeps and killers When they come"
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"Unless they have a blow torch Or a poison gas injector"
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"...talk about Eddie sleeping with my ex-wife."
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"The divorce was final."
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"All right, perps. We know you're in here somewhere."
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"...are gonna be taking the last train to Clarksville."
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"- That's the Monkees, chief. - Go wait in the car."
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"Fine. It was the Monkees."
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"Ha, hijinks. Funny word. Three dotted letters in a row."
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"- Is it hyphenated? - It used to be. Back in the bad old days."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Of course I am. They were bigger than Jesus."
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"I am so tired of that tautology."
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"Both these kids are total write-offs."
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"- Because I get paid by the charge. - Courts aren't fit to keep children in line."
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"What these boys need is adult supervision."
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"Now I'm Michael Jackson."
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"- "The 5-H Club." - Five-H?"
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"Something about that boy just shakes up your soda."
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"Oh, this looks interesting."
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"Hey, these freaks do a lot of cool stuff. Cookouts, hayrides, bowling."
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"I am Homer tribal chief"
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"Jeez, no wonder these guys lost the Civil War."
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"I don't think Dad is accurately portraying Native American life."
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"Without the talking stick, we don't hear you."
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"I see you braves..."
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"They probably want their souls back."
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"Wow, Mom. I wish you were our tribe leader."
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"...the best possible Pre-Teen Brave experience."
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"No way. If my old man sees me in these, he'll kill me."
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"Papa, is that you?"
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"Papa. Papa. Never leave me again."
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"All right, everyone inside. Let's go."
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"Our nature walk will be hosted by a full-blooded Native American."
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"...from that Krusty Burger down to Gary's Waterbed Warehouse."
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"...and the wind was so gentle it would tie your shoes for you."
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"Uh, I'm giving it back to the earth."
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"- What are we gonna do to that field? - Clean it."
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"She sure did. And I've already got the perfect headline."
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"Oh, for God's sakes, I can see why he left."
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"Now, all of you, get cleaning."
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"Huh?"
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"Boy, I got up on the wrong side of the futon today."
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"- Cavalry Kids? That's pathetic. - We're the bad boys..."
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"...for two well-meaning juvenile associations."
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"Then I guess this means war."
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"Cavalry Kids are bigger credit hogs than the Red Cross."
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"I must disagree, Mrs. Bart."
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"They've painted this town with a fresh coat of give-a-hoot."
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"Well, you ain't seen nothing until you've seen the Pre-Teen Braves."
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"Pre-Teen Braves?"
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"...here to issue a challenge to the youth groups of Springfield."
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"Proceeds will go towards keeping people like me off the streets."
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"This is a perfect opportunity."
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"We'll beat those Cavalry Kids by selling candy."
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"I'm a brick."
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"Candy for sale. Get your unpoisoned candy."
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""The Cavalry Kids.""
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"Yes! All right!"
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"Oh, the indignity."
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"Where does it say we have to be gracious in defeat?"
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"It's on the back of our vests."
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"Son, your success has inspired me."
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"VIP. That's us."
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"Or did it?"
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"Do you have 5 bucks for regular parking? Because I don't."
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"...the Cavalry Kids led by Milhouse Van Houten."
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"Back in row double-Z"
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"It's a hoax. I'm the real Milhouse."
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"You talk pretty tough for a man without health insurance."
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"I was a Pre-Teen Brave."
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"- Unh! - Ow!"
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"I sang at your wedding."
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"...and teach the boys good citizenship."
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"- God, help me. - Dear God, why are we fighting?"
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"Let us end this mindless violence, and join our hands in song."
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"Aye. Not a hymn to war like our national anthem..."
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"O Canada"
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"O Canada, we stand on guard for thee"
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"Well, Bart, we've learned that war is not the answer."
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"- Except to all of America's problems. - Amen."
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"The Simpsons"
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"I just wonder how they keep it so fresh after 43 episodes."
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"I can't believe we paid to see Steve Guttenberg..."
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"...Calista Flockhart and Farty the crippled robot."
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"...Calista Flockhart and Farty the crippled robot."
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"Look who's in my fart. O.J."
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"I'm gonna kill you all."
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"Cartoon violence. Cartoon violence."
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"We're going to watch a show about the everyday problems of angels."
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"- Jesus called today. - He did?"
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"Hey, I've got an idea. Let's tie a string around a fly."
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"Cool. Do you think bugs feel pain?"
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"If they don't, I've wasted a lot of my life."
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"I wish I could fly."
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"Knowing you, you'd mess it up somehow."
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"- My eyeglass repair kit. - Let it go."
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"Well, what do you know? Cats eat flies."
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"That is so gay."
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"Peanuts, butter."
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"Now, we just put the top on."
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"Hey, I didn't get where I am putting tops on things."
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