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Clips from Scrubs - My Inconvenient Truth (S07E07)

"Remember, it's not about you. It's about her."
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"Robyn, this colleague of mine"
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"pointed out that I could also stand to gain a few pounds."
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"I do not want to see this."
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"See what?"
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"He expects me to make you drink my mop water,"
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"if you promise never to tell Ted. Yes?"
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"- No. - I'm gonna take that as a "yes.""
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"That's it. Drink it down, baby."
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"You dream your whole life about that one moment and when it finally comes,"
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"emphatic, 100% definitive,"
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"never been so sure of anything in my life,"
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"And the fact that you came to me means everybody else thinks so, too."
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"Yes."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Dribble me."
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"Between the legs!"
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"Elliot, double dessert?"
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"Wow, it's not every doctor that would take a hot bod like yours"
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"and go all jiggly for a patient."
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"The recycling bin's way over there."
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"I've learnt to pick my battles in this world."
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"Otherwise you fight and you fight and one day you look in the mirror"
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"and there's an old man looking back at you."
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"And you have to ask yourself, was it all worth it?"
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"It's been 36 hours!"
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"I'm going to say something to you"
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"that's been said to me by every person I've ever loved,"
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"I'm really disappointed in you."
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"Get out!"
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"who painted his head like some sort of sports ball."
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"Buddy, the one thing I love about hanging out with you"
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"is that we get to do stuff like this, you know?"
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"and budgeting with Carla so one day we can buy a house."
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"or learnt how to change a diaper?"
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"Aren't there instructions on the box?"
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"Have you seen your baby since Kim took him home?"
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"I can't believe I gave up on saving the world after 36 hours."
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"I don't deserve to wear this sash."
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"You two are so boring."
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"Janitors aren't boring."
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"You want to know the weird defect you both have"
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"that made you screw up like this?"
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"Janitors aren't human."
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"because I gave you this lecture two weeks ago."
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"You're both human."
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"I don't recall that."
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"It's human to want the best for your patients"
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"It's human to get passionate about something"
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"It's annoying to whine about it all the time."
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"Oh, wait. Yes, we do. That's our thing."
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"Hey."
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"Actually, Dan, I was wondering"
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"if maybe you wanted to go over to Kim's with me and meet my son."
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"to get my life together in the first place."
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"But I never thought you'd do it."
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"That's a lovely sentiment."
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"Okay, well, you see this button?"
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"It's pretty clearly a vent."
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"It's hard to own up to your shortcomings."
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"Like, for instance, your own hypocrisy."
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"This isn't about me. I'm not the one fainting at the office,"
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"so just do what I tell you to do."
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"Still, once you do own up, you might be surprised to see"
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"that you did make a difference."
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"Damn it. Next time you guys get pastry crumbs all over my car,"
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"Well, what do you know? Your carpool thing stuck."
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"I guess that's something, right?"
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"As for me, I always assumed growing up happened automatically"
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"I know, but he reminds me of Sam."
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"Damn you, Carla, and your giant rubber stamps."
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"That's disgusting."
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"That way it's nice and cool when I drive home."
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"Don't go."
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"Yeah, I've got this new kid, but it's come at the crappiest time in my life."
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"Dude, you need some perspective."
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"Why are they all here?"
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"Zombie hug!"
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"It must be embarrassing for you."
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"Again. Over. Small. Things."
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"is because the mug itself is scalding hot."
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"I'm so sick of all the hypocrites around here."
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"and I would like to volunteer my services as Environmental Officer."
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"Thanks. How come you don't point out when I ask good questions?"
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"How could you afford to do that on a part-time bartender salary?"
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"I flip houses for a living now."
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"Right."
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"Obviously, as Environmental Officer, I don't have any real power,"
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"I make you lick a battery or eat a light bulb. Your choice."
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"So, your tests came back."
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"You're a vegetarian who runs every single morning."
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"You eat mostly salads, you've got a stressful job."
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"Oh, you say bye to baby Boon! What are you..."
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"You know what, J. D?"
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"You shouldn't mess with hybrid cars."
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"Sure."
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"All the suds, too. You've learnt a lesson."
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"What followed was what I like to call "The Hedging Noise Symphony.""
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"Do you think I need to grow up?"
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"Am I right?"
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"Yeah, Carla wants me to trash it."
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"Definitely."
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"I can't believe I'm such a hypocrite."
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"Pay attention because I don't want to be saying the same thing again"
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"You know, J.D., you were the one who told me"
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"You don't know how to turn it on, do you?"
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"I think if you push this up."
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"No! Put me the frick down!"
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"Robyn, the nurses told me that you haven't been eating enough."
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"I got to gas up sometimes over lunch, but it's worth it."
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"No, actually, he's coming in today."
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"Carla, Dan doesn't live with our mom."
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"Minus my super-buff 180 pounds, makes your weight 118,"
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"unequivocal yes."
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"Help!"
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"That means a lot coming from a guy"
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"What are you doing? Because I gotta be honest with you,"
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"Turk, that's so sweet."
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"I had to take it 'cause of all the head sweat."
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"That is hot. Add some half-and-half and come back. Go."
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