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Clips from Silicon Valley - The Keenan Vortex (S04E04)

"The most transformative technology event in the world."
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"See you all at Hoolicon!"
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"I hope you're excited. I know "vee are.""
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"Yeah, VR."
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"Jared, how many people attend Hoolicon?"
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"About a quarter of a million..."
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"over the whole weekend."
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"A hundred and twenty-three thousand,"
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"give or take."
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"Dinesh, how much are tickets to Hoolicon?"
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"♪♪ Rock Music Playing... Synchronized by srjanapala"
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Picking up the pieces, sifting through the rubble ♪"
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"♪ Ringing in the new year, listening to the Double ♪"
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"♪ Are we outside ♪"
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"♪ Freeze me ♪"
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"I don't know who you think you are,"
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"there they are, atop your little paunch."
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"Richard, I need you to look me in the eye,"
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"When I got back, I was chill again,"
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"♪♪ *SILICON VALLEY Season 04 Episode 08 Title: "The Keenan Vortex""
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"Yes, and said keyman is none other than yours truly."
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"- A bonus? - There's no cash involved,"
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"No, why? Is there a hurricane or something?"
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"of data traffic is costing us a fortune."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Fucking what?"
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"Dan Melcher runs a very conservative insurance company,"
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"because we seem to be having minor money troubles."
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"Very well."
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"You were there with me for every single pitch meeting."
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"And I'm sorry that I wasn't key in those meetings,"
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"This technology could change the world."
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"wait till you see our final hardware,"
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"which is en route from China."
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"He has a sensitive constitution."
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"- Bad luck, I guess. - Yeah, so..."
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"You want a beer? I just put in a fresh keg."
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"I didn't even know I had it."
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"It just came with the house."
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"but we'll still be ready to roll out in time"
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"♪ ♪"
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"over who was gonna get to take home the first new box!"
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"You guys look like you're in a cult."
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"You gotta come check this out."
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"This way!"
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"I didn't. You did!"
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"These two guys are mad geniuses."
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"and you're saying "rad" now?"
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"Okay."
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"♪ ♪"
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"the FIPS 140-2 standard for security,"
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"Get the fuck out of my office this instant."
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"Richard, listen, it's like we've been lost at sea"
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"and probably sink or die of starvation or scurvy,"
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"I think we should take it."
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"Richard, you are my captain, and I'm your mate."
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"for even just a penny less than that number right there,"
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"Oh... rats. Rats, rats, rats."
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""You can't always get what you want.""
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"Trust me, you get used to it."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You know, kind of a shitty thing to do."
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"Anyway, well, lesson learned."
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"and we slid that new demo over to Raviga."
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"- Let's do it, buddy! Let's fucking do it! - Okay. Yeah."
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"Are... are we okay?"
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"♪ I'm a problem child, I be throwing tantrums ♪"
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"and I know this might piss you off to some degree,"
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"Keenan and Erlich's little keyman game"
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"He'll walk away rich, the company will crater,"
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"and you will go down with it,"
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"and prove that this works,"
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"Oh. So, we need to talk to you."
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"Yeah, I mean, that's not the half of it."
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"Well, shit."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Yeah, it was a nice palapa."
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"♪ ♪"
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"do we need to get us off Azure?"
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"Why would I have that information?"
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"♪ Feeling sorry's never really been my struggle ♪"
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"Richard, a bill of this size is going to be problematic."
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"Dude. This demo is insane."
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"we've just happen to drift right up to Hawaii."
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"but if Monica or Laurie tries to oust me from Bream-Hall,"
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"So, basically, this new title just means that you,"
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"Because it was basically parked until a few hours ago"
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"What do you want?"
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"and I just guessed right on a lot of the details."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You just gave our proprietary technology"
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"from Keenan, we'll be all set. We'll be back in business."
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"- You quit Bream-Hall? - Two hours ago."
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"what I'm about to tell you is a huge breach of ethics,"
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"And, Gilfoyle, um, how many more phones"
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"♪ Are we outside in space? ♪"
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"and now VR is supposed to be your lifeboat?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- Whoa. - Problem?"
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"- we'd understand. - Oh yeah. No, I... I might."
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"Reddit is shitting itself over it."
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"Just to remind you, Erlich, you are also an investor in Pied Piper."
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"and Keenan is Hawaii."
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"Monthly? Bullshit. It's been four days."
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"and then... cut him out of the deal?"
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"Why does everyone in this state have to be such a wimp about it?"
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"I mean, once he figured out what Erlich's five percent would be worth,"
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"So, Erlich, good news,"
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"Oh, Keenan gets these for free."
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"but it was hard enough to get Melcher."
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"Erlich!"
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"Richard, that's what I do."
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"♪ Running with my wolves, and we out on the prowl ♪"
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"all over each other like a bunch of fucking douchebags."
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"Look how strong this is. Fucking forget about it."
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"♪ We're so cold now ♪"
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"How the fuck are we gonna get a second Melcher?"
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"Merely tens of minutes ago,"
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"We're not going to Hawaii."
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