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Clips from Silicon Valley - The Keenan Vortex (S04E04)

"Wait. Keenan said no?"
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"I guess you can never really know someone"
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"until you ask them to put their money where their mouth is."
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"Kind of a shitty little dude."
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"Huh? Go team. Let's celebrate."
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"Let's... let's put on some music. We never do that."
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"What was the number?"
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"- What number? - Your counteroffer to Keenan."
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"What was the number you went back to him with?"
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"Well, Gilfoyle, to be honest, these deals are pretty complicated."
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"Richard, what was the number?"
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"Twenty-five million fucking dollars."
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"Wait. What?"
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"Richie had the quail eggs to counter 25 million."
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"Isn't that right, Richard?"
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"What? That's fucking crazy."
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"Yeah, I thought so too,"
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"but you know what's even crazier than that?"
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"You guys got yourself a fucking deal!"
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"Okay, so this is $25 million? This is real?"
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"- As crystal. - Yeah, I'm... I'm not gonna lie,"
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"But then I had lunch, and after that I was a little tired,"
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"that's solving all my latency issues."
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"Well, my algorithm. So, I called Big Cat here,"
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"But the Bream-Hall deal is signed. It's done, right?"
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"Was done. Enter the keyman, the big cat."
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"You see, if I quit Bream-Hall, then Keenan is free to do whatever he wants."
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"This adorable little wombat made clear his intentions"
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"that he wants me to be the new COO"
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"of his company, along with a five percent stake."
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"And now, we can all work together on this dope-ass shit"
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"See? It always works out."
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"- It does. Who's drinking? - To the palapa! Yeah!"
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"Pour me one, Big Cat!"
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"It's okay. I totally am."
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"I have this gift where I can make people do whatever I want 'em to do,"
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"You can change the fucking world."
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"You just have to get people excited about it."
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"That's where I come in. You and me together, bro?"
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"You really think that you can get people excited about Pied Piper?"
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"- He knows. - Well..."
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"The wheels are already turning."
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"- Maybe. - Come on, you're fucking doing it!"
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"- Okay, here you are. - Yeah!"
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"Get out there!"
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"- Richard? - Yeah."
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"We're fucking rich."
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"♪ If you didn't know it, you knowing it now ♪"
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"♪ I'll always be a motha-fucking problem child ♪"
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"♪ We the boys everybody warned you about ♪"
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"- Not your fault. - Also..."
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"I have decided to make a deal with Keenan Feldspar."
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"What? Why?"
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"He made a... really good offer."
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"Lots of money, and... he's got my back, so."
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"Right, well, it's not like him to talk you into a deal"
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"and then just totally fuck you over."
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"I mean, he was very honest about the whole Keenan vortex thing, so."
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"Okay, look, Richard,"
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"is the greatest thing that happened to this firm."
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"I'd like to hear why. "A," no more Erlich."
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"And if that weren't enough, we get our $20 million back."
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"I thought so too, but then I tried the demo,"
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"and it's pretty amazing. There's this point in the tavern,"
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"and you can look wherever you want,"
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"however long you want."
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"Yeah, well, um, look, the demo is amazing..."
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"But the future of VR is mobile,"
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"and there's no phone on Earth that could handle that demo,"
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"let alone the full-bloated platform."
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"I mean, to help him figure that out?"
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"so he can take as much money off the table as he can."
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"and that would be the end of Pied Piper."
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"How am I supposed to tell the guys that I'm taking away their payday?"
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"They just want to go to Hawaii."
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"- Hawaii? - It's a metaphor we've been using."
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"and, with all due respect, you run your own firm,"
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"Because you're still theoretical."
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"I will fund your "A" round."
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"- Really? - You have my word,"
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"but you have to tell Keenan no deal."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh, he came in the front this time."
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"You need to talk to me?"
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"Is that a new... sweater?"
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"Richard, right before Keenan signed the Raviga deal,"
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"somebody else swooped in and offered him"
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"an absurd amount of money for his company,"
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"Deal's off the table."
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"Oh... no."
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"Oh no."
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"Listen, Richard, we know you fought really hard for this deal."
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"Yeah, I did, and I would gladly fight"
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"for it and you guys again."
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"Argh."
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"You don't seem that mad."
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"I am. I am, Gilfoyle. I'm pissed."
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"If... if you need to kick another hole in the door,"
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"If I don't calm down, I will."
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"Who, uh..."
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"- Hooli. - Yup."
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"Hooli. He sold to Hooli."
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"What a dick move."
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"We thought you were cursed, but maybe it was just"
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"your proximity to Erlich."
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"over... a bunch of gypsies in a previous life."
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"and his bong and head out to the palapa to sulk a few minutes ago."
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"Isn't that his bong right there?"
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"Guys, there's a fire!"
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"We need the fire guys."
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"Someone call the fire guys!"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"You sure you don't wanna come back inside?"
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"Well, concrete's still pretty warm from the fire."
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"He should be okay for at least a few more hours."
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"They said we have five business days till they cut us off."
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"check this out."
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"for an epic gathering"
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"where we come together as one people, as visionaries."
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"The whole thing is just like, "Wow.""
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