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Clips from Silicon Valley - The Keenan Vortex (S04E04)

"Fuck. What do I do?"
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"You don't understand. Keenan had us pouring champagne"
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"We're pirates, and our ship is sinking,"
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"Look. This deal was our only hope,"
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"and you're not exactly chomping at the chance to fund us, are you?"
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"Look, I'll make you a promise. If you can get all of Melcher's data"
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"You may want to have a seat."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Richard, there's some bad news."
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"So, Keenan sold his company."
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"We will never forget that."
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"Gosh damn."
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"I will take you up on that."
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"- Who did he sell to? - The only other company"
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"he left him out in the cold."
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"Wait. He... he got Erlich to quit his job"
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"I mean, that dude must've driven a van"
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"- Where is he? - I saw him grab his lighter"
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"Still not talking, huh?"
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"You've been out here all night. It's freezing."
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"Well, that's probably longer than we'll be in business."
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"Yeah, we got our first past-due notice from Azure."
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"Come join us"
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"Is this not the most exciting time to be in technology?"
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"Hoolicon."
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"Fucking Keenan Feldspar."
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"♪ Tell me what you think, are we in trouble? ♪"
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"♪ Are we in space, pinned down ♪"
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"♪ To spinning rocks? ♪"
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"♪ How you ♪"
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"♪ So cold, so cold ♪"
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"Who you think you are,"
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"but you're not supposed to be at this table."
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"but men aren't supposed to grow tits, and yet,"
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"Get outta there, I wanna sit next to this guy!"
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"Hello, everyone. I'm very excited to introduce..."
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"The Box."
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"Worst sex I think I've ever had by far."
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"If we could just close the deal?"
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"If it's okay with Dan, it's fine with me."
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"'Cause if it doesn't I'm completely fucked."
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"A little to the right. The right more. More."
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"- We did it. - Busy?"
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"I'm just putting the finishing touches"
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"on Bachman's Operational Center."
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"Can you believe that I talked the ladies"
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"into letting me keep that little piece of genius in here?"
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"- Oh! Sweet. - Sweet indeed. It's human hair."
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"Where have you been? We've been trying to close your deal."
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"Monica and Laurie are really fighting me on one final deal point,"
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"and I was getting bummed, so I turned my phone off,"
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"went kitesurfing in Fiji."
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"and I got a message that they agreed."
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"So, you closed?"
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"Yep!"
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"What was that one little, pesky deal point?"
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"I think you're gonna like it."
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"A keyman clause?"
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"It's the highest honor that you can bestow on a VC."
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"- No. - So, you get a seat On the board."
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"I do not."
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"Keenan Feldspar can void the deal and walk."
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"Tsk-tsk, Richard. Negativity."
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"Of course I've seen it. I'm his keyman."
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"- It's that good? - Guys, come on."
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"How good can it be? VR is just a fad."
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"Oh, Richard. I've forgotten what an envious little crone you can be."
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"cursed with the Midas touch of shit."
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"I'm not cursed, and the icebox"
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"Uh, guys, I just got a billing alert from Azure."
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"Apparently, all of our cold data has gone hot,"
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"What the fuck?"
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"We have to store Melcher's data there until we have enough phones."
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"I'm gonna call Melcher."
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"Hey, Richard. How we doing?"
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"Is there something going on with your data?"
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"when it started flying on and off our network like crazy."
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"Well, aren't you... aren't you watching the weather channel?"
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"California looses its mind when it gets cold."
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"Citrus trees start freezing."
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"Sometimes there's actual frost on the road,"
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"you know, then people start filing claims like crazy."
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"Our whole office is going nuts right now."
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"Well, that kind"
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"That's the beauty of the deal we made, Richard."
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"You agreed to store our data for a flat rate."
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"- I'll tell Liz you say hi. - Oh. Oh no."
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"- What did he say? - He says hi."
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"And that we are responsible for the overages."
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"Catastrophic. We're not gonna be able to pay that bill,"
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"which means we're gonna lose Melcher's data,"
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"which means he's gonna sue us"
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"and seize our assets and our patents,"
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"and the entire future of the fucking Internet"
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"is gonna belong to a fucking insurance company!"
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"I can't take this shit anymore!"
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"Okay, let's just think. Let's just think."
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"but even he was willing to pay us up front for data storage, right?"
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"True. Although, that was complicated."
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"What? It... it's just a such a in-the-weeds deal."
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"and then use that upfront payment to cover Melcher's fees."
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"That's like getting a new credit card to pay off your old credit card."
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"Look, I don't have any moral issue with any of that,"
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"It's cold out here."
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"Can almost see my breath, huh?"
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"Well, uh..."
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"it's just that the guys are a little agitated,"
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"I was thinking since you and Bream-Hall signed"
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"such a big check over to Keenan Feldspar"
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"and since you are his keyman,"
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"maybe you could help set up a data storage"
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"deal like we had with Melcher?"
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"you were rubbing VR's face in a pile of its own make..."
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"It would be good for everyone, including you."
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"You... you know the details."
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"so I don't recall all of the little nitty-gritty details."
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"Saving you 25 percent on your data storage,"
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"which makes us pretty deserving of the Weissman trophy."
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"Gentlemen, you're stepping on Richard's laughs."
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"I'm sorry, but I walked up a hill,"
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