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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Secret Admiral-irer (S06E06)

Gene, plug in the tunes.

"Gene, plug in the tunes."

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I hope you like reggae.

"I hope you like reggae."

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Let's take Meryl

"Let's take Meryl"

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Little more.

"Little more."

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Okay, maybe a little less.

"Okay, maybe a little less."

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Joel!

"Joel!"

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Oh, of course.

"Oh, of course."

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Let me get my checkbook.

"Let me get my checkbook."

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Wait, Joel, I thought your birthday was last week.

"Wait, Joel, I thought your birthday was last week."

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Right, Aunt Meryl?

"Right, Aunt Meryl?"

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Joel visits every year on his birthday.

"Joel visits every year on his birthday."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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Uh... can I have a word with my aunt in private?

"Uh... can I have a word with my aunt in private?"

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I want to talk about nephew stuff.

"I want to talk about nephew stuff."

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Joel puts the "ew" in "nephew."

"Joel puts the "ew" in "nephew.""

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Oh, hey, Joel.

"Oh, hey, Joel."

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Same here.

"Same here."

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Happy birthday.

"Happy birthday."

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But not today because it's not your birthday today.

"But not today because it's not your birthday today."

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Unless it is and last week wasn't.

"Unless it is and last week wasn't."

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Um... ‭Nailed you.

"Um... ‭Nailed you."

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Now, what should we do with your hair?

"Now, what should we do with your hair?"

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Lady mullet. I used to wear it up.

"Lady mullet. I used to wear it up."

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Tina, question. Where are the pearls?

"Tina, question. Where are the pearls?"

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Not anymore.

"Not anymore."

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The pearls.

"The pearls."

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They're gone.

"They're gone."

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Joel will never be able to pull those off.

"Joel will never be able to pull those off."

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Uh, one moment, Sergeant Bosco.

"Uh, one moment, Sergeant Bosco."

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Hey, Meryl, we'll be just a sec.

"Hey, Meryl, we'll be just a sec."

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No problem, I'm happy to have some alone time.

"No problem, I'm happy to have some alone time."

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Sergeant Bosco, we called you.

"Sergeant Bosco, we called you."

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Meryl has no idea her pearls were stolen.

"Meryl has no idea her pearls were stolen."

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Because you kids stole them?

"Because you kids stole them?"

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What? No.

"What? No."

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Her nephew Joel stole them.

"Her nephew Joel stole them."

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But she doesn't know that either.

"But she doesn't know that either."

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She can't know any of this until after tonight.

"She can't know any of this until after tonight."

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on the night of the big date with the retired navy admiral.

"on the night of the big date with the retired navy admiral."

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Let me just close my notebook here.

"Let me just close my notebook here."

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I'm a real policeman.

"I'm a real policeman."

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It's true, there really are stolen pearls.

"It's true, there really are stolen pearls."

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But we need to keep it a secret.

"But we need to keep it a secret."

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That's not how secrets work!

"That's not how secrets work!"

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I'll let you know if anything turns up

"I'll let you know if anything turns up"

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in the process of my exhaustive investigation.

"in the process of my exhaustive investigation."

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Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

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"Damn it, this dance is gonna be damn great. Damn it!"

""Damn it, this dance is gonna be damn great. Damn it!""

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Here you go. Burger of the Day, Teddy.

"Here you go. Burger of the Day, Teddy."

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Uh... what is it?

"Uh... what is it?"

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Where's the bun? It's on the bottom.

"Where's the bun? It's on the bottom."

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It's supposed to be on the top, eh.

"It's supposed to be on the top, eh."

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Because it's a new presentation, Teddy.

"Because it's a new presentation, Teddy."

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Where's the lettuce? It's under the foam.

"Where's the lettuce? It's under the foam."

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What, am I supposed to wash my hands in this?

"What, am I supposed to wash my hands in this?"

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Gross. ‭

"Gross. ‭"

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Taj and I came up with it last night.

"Taj and I came up with it last night."

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It sounded good when we were talking about it,

"It sounded good when we were talking about it,"

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While we're on the subject of being a little "eh,"

"While we're on the subject of being a little "eh,""

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what's with the coat? His friend Lionel gave it to him.

"what's with the coat? His friend Lionel gave it to him."

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The jacket looks good,

"The jacket looks good,"

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to get first pick of the line-caught swordfish,

"to get first pick of the line-caught swordfish,"

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but we never made it 'cause we kept stopping off for drinks.

"but we never made it 'cause we kept stopping off for drinks."

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Geez, Bob, you're really burning the candle at both ends.

"Geez, Bob, you're really burning the candle at both ends."

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You can't keep this up, Bob.

"You can't keep this up, Bob."

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I know you think these are your people,

"I know you think these are your people,"

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but you're old enough to be their not very cool uncle.

"but you're old enough to be their not very cool uncle."

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I mean, we got to take a break at some point.

"I mean, we got to take a break at some point."

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Ugh, Lionel wants to meet a restaurant

"Ugh, Lionel wants to meet a restaurant"

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I'm not gonna go.

"I'm not gonna go."

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But I-I'm not gonna drink.

"But I-I'm not gonna drink."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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Well, it was nice knowing you, Bob.

"Well, it was nice knowing you, Bob."

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Thanks, Teddy.

"Thanks, Teddy."

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I'm okay. I don't remember...

"I'm okay. I don't remember..."

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being a turtleneck.

"being a turtleneck."

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Look, chalky white mints.

"Look, chalky white mints."

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we'll have some pearls.

"we'll have some pearls."

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So we're not gonna tell her that her nephew stole her necklace.

"So we're not gonna tell her that her nephew stole her necklace."

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Later, after the dance. We'll break it to her then,

"Later, after the dance. We'll break it to her then,"

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and she'll be so in love with the admiral,

"and she'll be so in love with the admiral,"

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that she won't even care that her nephew's a thief.

"that she won't even care that her nephew's a thief."

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I just know it.

"I just know it."

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The admiral.

"The admiral."

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."

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What? ‭What?

"What? ‭What?"

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but he wants more.

"but he wants more."

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And he knows Aunt Meryl has pearls,

"And he knows Aunt Meryl has pearls,"

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but he doesn't know where she keeps them.

"but he doesn't know where she keeps them."

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Joel creates the admiral and this romantic dance baloney

"Joel creates the admiral and this romantic dance baloney"

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Joel sent that letter, don't you see?

"Joel sent that letter, don't you see?"

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the admiral's supposed to come?

"the admiral's supposed to come?"

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and I'll wear my navy whites."

"and I'll wear my navy whites.""

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Whites. Whites.

"Whites. Whites."

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Meryl, we have something to tell you.

"Meryl, we have something to tell you."

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I have something to tell you, too.

"I have something to tell you, too."

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I haven't had anything to look forward to in quite some time.

"I haven't had anything to look forward to in quite some time."

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But tonight I have something to look forward to.

"But tonight I have something to look forward to."

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Thanks to you, Tina.

"Thanks to you, Tina."

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I'm over here.

"I'm over here."

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Tina, move your arms around.

"Tina, move your arms around."

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It'll help me see.

"It'll help me see."

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There you are, my magnificent matchmaker.

"There you are, my magnificent matchmaker."

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Uh, Meryl, will you excuse us for a second?

"Uh, Meryl, will you excuse us for a second?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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but Meryl's dance can be. Huh?

"but Meryl's dance can be. Huh?"

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This can still work. We just need an admiral.

"This can still work. We just need an admiral."

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But we're fooling her for love, not for money.

"But we're fooling her for love, not for money."

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Well, that won't be a totally awkward conversation.

"Well, that won't be a totally awkward conversation."

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After we find an admiral.

"After we find an admiral."

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And after we find more mints.

"And after we find more mints."

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and now look at it. Hmm.

"and now look at it. Hmm."

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He's starting to look like a real admiral, sort of.

"He's starting to look like a real admiral, sort of."

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‭for your super special chef jacket.

"‭for your super special chef jacket."

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Go back to sleep.

"Go back to sleep."

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Keep taping. I got to sit down.

"Keep taping. I got to sit down."

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You are sitting down, Dad. Oh, my God.

"You are sitting down, Dad. Oh, my God."

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this cheese on your father's shoulders?

"this cheese on your father's shoulders?"

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Her eyesight is really bad.

"Her eyesight is really bad."

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So you think she won't notice there's a little bite out of it?

"So you think she won't notice there's a little bite out of it?"

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