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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S02E02)

"Ach sorry. I'm kinda running out offish shtick."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh! And just like that, I'm back!"
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"You people are crazy. I'm in great shape."
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"They're right, Stan. You've let yourself go."
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"What are you talking about? That's impossible."
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"Good God, it's true!"
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"- How about you, Stan? - Not on my diet. Just some OJ."
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"Where's Steve? Still caught in Debbie's gravitational pull?"
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"That's so unfair, Dad. Overweight people have it hard enough..."
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"being disgusting without you making fun of them."
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"God, look at me. I'm hideous."
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"Stan, you've been working out for three weeks. You look great."
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"Great as in great big fatso. You know, this is how it starts, Francine."
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"First you go soft in the belly. Then you go soft in defense."
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"Next thing you know, you're wearing a towel on your head..."
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"and using your left hand for toilet paper."
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"Well, not in my America."
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"Hey bro. I couldn't,help noticing you're kinda fat and pathetic."
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"And you're kinda perfect and scrumptious. What's your point?"
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"into a dude who won, send the ladies puking."
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"Don, waste time asking questions when you should be rocking, it."
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"Potential barbells. Now rock me two "hundy...!"
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"Shut up and help me count!"
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"to get him to eat as much as possible."
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"Oh, Zack really kicked my ass at the gym today."
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"You are freaking me out! Sit down and eat!"
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"No can do. Somehow I've gotten even heavier."
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"Until these pounds start coming off..."
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"Stop it. You're not fat."
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"- Now come on. I made your favorite, pot roast. - Get that away from me!"
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"Die, calories! Die!"
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"You sunk my battleship. 800 souls were lost."
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"Among them, Lieutenant Don Sharp."
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"He made it through the bulkhead before it was closed."
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"At least, half of him did."
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"- God, you're tweaked. - Take me."
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"Yeah, mmm."
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"Oh, my Debbie."
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"That should be me handling your folds..."
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"and squeezing your exquisite back fat."
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"1,001, 1,002, 1,003-"
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"Just like I call fat people ',iny.... So start over,jumpy tiny."
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"- Z-man, how'd you find where I live? - Hey, you're my client."
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"Now let's rock it up a bump, "Chunky... Brewster."
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"They-They want me to get fat like that girl..."
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"so I'll apologize to Steve."
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"No, Hayley. No, put it over here."
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"Come on. It's fine. It's fine, Mom. Just do it. Go."
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"- What are you doing to my celery? - Nothing."
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"- We're just freezing our- - Tampons."
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"- What? - It's a woman thing."
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"More refreshing than a Popsicle."
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"Liars! You were sabotaging my veggies to keep me fat."
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"Dad, you're not fat. Besides, how could we sabotage your veggies?"
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"I'm watching you two."
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"Whew, that was close. Hand me the syringe of lard."
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"has been designed to push each of you to the limit."
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"You'll be climbing a net, slinking through tires..."
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"Oh, look. Miss Pinkerton fainted at the market..."
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"buying canned salmon for her puss-puss."
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"Get up, Smith!"
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"I have no choice but to suspend you until you deal with your weight problem."
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"I just got suspended because I'm in such bad shape."
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"Well, maybe now you'll listen to us."
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"- You've become a man obsessed. - We're all so worried about you."
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"We have Grey's Anatomy on Season Pass, yes?"
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"Yes."
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"I was just fine until you all decided to teach me a lesson by scheming against me."
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"Now even my boss says I have a weight problem."
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"You do have a weight problem!"
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"Dad, we've done some research, and we think you're anorexic."
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"- What? - You keep thinking you're fat no matter how skinny you get."
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"That's ridiculous. Look at me."
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"It's worse than we thought."
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"Stan, there's no one there. Who are you talking to?"
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"I know, I know. But she won, wear makeup."
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"- You can't make me go in there! - You're sick, and you need help."
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"And you're uncommonly strong."
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"And I had a second tic tac."
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"You can totally tell. Look at her massive tic tac thighs."
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"- Eating disorders are no laughing matter, young lady. - Young lady?"
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"Now, now. I-I know in high school, in the showers with the other girls..."
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"you feel uncomfortable with your body."
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"- I'm not in high school. - When was the last time you menstruated?"
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"- I've never menstruated! - Hear that, girls? Cautionary tale."
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"Anorexia will dry up your ovaries like tobacco in the sun."
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"Now, instead of starving yourselves..."
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"let's discuss healthier ways to get back at Daddy."
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"- Living with an anorexic can be a real challenge. - How did this happen?"
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"Well, when young girls like your father get this disease..."
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"it's usually the result ofajarring event."
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"Was he recently cut from the cheer leading squad?"
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"No."
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"- Has there been a change at home? - A change at home?"
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"I shouldn, be here, veronica."
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"until they think you're "getting better...."
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"But I don, wanna eat. I hate food."
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"Don, sweat it. I've got a few tricks I can teach you."
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"No, no, Debbie. This breakup has nothing to do with my dad at all."
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"What with that and the new Doom being released..."
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"I just don, think I can give you the time you need."
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"Forget me, big, beautiful creature!"
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"Oh! Whose foot is that? Paddington Bear, you randy bastard."
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"- Stan, you're eating so well. - Let's just say I learned a lot from my new friend veronica."
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"You just keep focusing on getting better, Dad."
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"- What do you mean, Steve? - We... went our separate ways!"
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"Well, I'm stuffed. I'm gonna take a walk and digest this nutritious repast."
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"Thank you, veronica, you fat bitch."
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"Good-bye, Debbie. I'm getting rid of everything that reminds me of you..."
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"and sealing it in this beautiful hope chest you made me."
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"In a few weeks, I'll be a regular Debbie."
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"Steve, what's wrong? What about the word "regular... set you off?"
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"Here, have a Little Debbie."
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"What, now it's the word "little...?"
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"You know what? Why don, I put on some Debbie Gibson..."
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"and we can't talk about it?"
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"I'm glad you're better, Dad, but I miss Debbie."
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"Oh, is that what this is about? Look, you're better off."
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"- In fact, I've got a hot friend I wanna set you up with. - I don, know, Dad."
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"Thanks for letting me interview you..."
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