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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S02E02)

"I think he went this way! Come on!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Looks like Smith weaseled out of gym class again, Dad."
American Dad! (2005)
"Go ahead Overexercise all you want."
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"You'll never escape the smoky death of time's magnifying glass."
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"Wow, that's a little dark."
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"Mm."
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"She smells like a glue stick, she shares my interest in bug zappers..."
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"Syphilis! Ooh, la, la!"
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"The Internet is not going to be happy."
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"So, what's this Debbie's affiliation?"
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"So she's an actress. Attaboy!"
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"Steve, I'm going to motivate you..."
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"I'm so glad you asked me out. This is my favorite spot."
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"All this talk of death is making me cremate."
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"- Dinner's almost done. - I hope you like her, Dad."
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"Of course I'll like her. After all, she's your girlfriend."
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"and a touching speech, in which I reminisce about the time..."
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"- Is the fat girl going to lead us to Debbie? - No, that's-"
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"She'll probably just rummage around in the refrigerator and then retreat back to her lair."
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"Hmm."
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"Name's Zack. I'm a personal trainer."
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"I wear a trucker cap, and I can mold you..."
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"I'll do anything to look like you. When can we start?"
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"Exercise is everywhere. See those kids?"
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"Here he comes. Remember, we have to do whatever we can..."
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"That was one exhausting workout."
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"Whoa there,jumpy. I call you "jumpy... ironically..."
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"because you suck at jumping rope."
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"- Dude, it's your family. They're sabotaging you. - What are you talking about?"
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"You said they were all farked at you for dissing, your son's fat girlfriend."
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"This'll fatten him up."
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"and, most dangerous ofall, climbing another net."
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"Of course, none of this should be any problem for a fit agent."
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"But it's not that you're too fat."
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"I know. I'm a huge tub of lard."
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"No, you earn't,. You're just suffering from a delusional state."
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"- Tell,em, Zack. - Bro, don, listen to them."
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"No!I don't,have a weight problem!"
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"So then I said, "What the hell. I'm on vacation...."
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"Like marrying a black dude."
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"Yeah, butyour family will keep sending you back..."
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"Soon she'll be mine. Debbie!"
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"And you'll be glad to know Debbie won, be around to upset you anymore."
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"It's good to see he's finally happy."
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"whose mother has to sue to get them on the team."
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"Okay, so we'll split the olive. You have the radish."
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"- And we'll both suck on ice chips for dessert. - Great."
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"What'd I tell you, huh? Look at her. She's the picture of health."
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"- for the Anne Rice fan club newsletter. - Oh, no problem."
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"Dinner and a show. Thank you, Sherry."
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"- On a scale of zero to Lestat, how cute am I? - What?"
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"- You know, why don, we switch seats, huh? - Oh!"
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"Guys, I can explain. I was lying to you."
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"Debbie was the best thing that ever happened to me..."
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"- You don,have to, Steve. - Debbie!"
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"Uh, hi. Still waiting for bread sticks."
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"I asked, like, five times. I don, know if this is your station."
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"No! No!"
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"it doesn't, matter to me."
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"It's good to be back."
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"Where did those dogs come from?"
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"Today is track."
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"I hate running."
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"Then we're on the same page. Welcome to my sanctuary."
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"Look at them, scurrying around like ants."
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"Not at all. Life is a banquet."
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"- And death is dessert. - I love dessert!"
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"That's one impressive man."
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"I promised my Mr. Belvedere chat group..."
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"I'd post a summary of this episode by 6:00."
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"Those losers are pretty punctual."
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"Good news, everyone. I'm in love."
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"- Tell us about her, sweetie. - Her name is Debbie."
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"and she likes reading old books by guys who died of syphilis."
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"Great. Thanks to your gassing on..."
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"I completely missed why Mr. Belvedere is stomping on his hat."
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"Actually, she's more fan artist."
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"She played Lady Macbeth in our school production of Oklahoma."
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"My son is dating a hot actress."
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"I guess. But mostly I like her because she's so unusual and fascinating."
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"Of course she's fascinating. She's gorgeous."
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"You know, I hear she's an actress."
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"And this girl actually wants to spend time with you?"
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"For your information, she said she thinks I'm cute."
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"So she lies. Great. That's how you know she doesn't, have a penis."
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"I- I meant, a pretty younger girl."
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"Don, get mad at me. It's called makeup."
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"I haven, actually asked her out yet."
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"Oh, thank God. I thought you were gonna tell me she isn't, a cheerleader."
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"The thing is, I really like Debbie, but I keep chickening out."
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"the same way the C.I.A. motivates its assassins..."
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"you know, when they have trouble asking out a girl."
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"There. If you don, ask Debbie out in 24 hours..."
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"Blow up?"
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"Oh, man, you better run!"
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"Gotta get to Debbie's house."
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"Why did he have to die?"
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"It sucks we put our dead in the earth where we can, watch them decompose."
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"Mom, Debbie's gonna be here any minute."
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"One day, she might even take the Smith name."
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"What a wedding it will be."
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"Purple napkins, a make-your-own-crepe station..."
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"I dropped you on your head as an infant."
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"And then someone in the crowd yells out, ',hat explains a lot...."
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"- And we all share a laugh. - Here she comes."
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"- Where's Debbie? Behind that fat girl? - No, Dad, that's-"
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"She's carrying a purse. She must have a map to Debbie in her purse."
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"Please, Francine, show some panic. Our son is dating a fatty."
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"Dad, that's awful. Plus-size women drive our economy..."
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"For what? You brought fat into our house."
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"You'd like Debbie if you got to know her, Dad."
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"So, what are we panicking about? Is there another new pope?"
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"Hello? Anyone home?"
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"She smells people food. Don, worry."
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"My stars! Who is that enchanting Rubenesque vision?"
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"She's like a female Mr. Belvedere."
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"- I'm going, after her. - I forbid you to see that girl."
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"How can you be so cruel?"
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"Who are you to judge someone's weight?"
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"some funny German word."
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