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Clips from 30 Rock - Black Tie (S01E01)

"Oh, I suppose you're gonna tell me I should do it."
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"No, I'm just looking for the lobby. But yes, you should do it."
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"No, you shouldn't. Please, think of your children."
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"But she's so smooth."
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"I'm sorry. I can't do this."
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"I love my wife."
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"Hey, that's beautiful. I feel you, Hornberger."
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"Who's that tickling my feet?"
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"I'm gonna kick you in your face. I know that."
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"Just water, please."
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"- Are you going to marry him? - Oh, hi. What?"
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"Are you going to marry Jack?"
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"Uh, I don't know. We've talked about it."
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"I can tell from the way he looks at you that he's serious."
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"I'm sure."
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"A little late-in-life baby he can parade around Nantucket."
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"The whole thing makes me want to vomit."
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"- Oh, no. You know... - I can take the models,"
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"the Rockettes, the Shakira."
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"But you..."
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"You can actually make him happy."
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"And that makes me want to sit on a knife."
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"Oh, boy."
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"This is almost like something out of a fairy tale."
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"Yes. Almost."
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"Great news. Great news."
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"I'm telling you, she's not over you."
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"And get this. She was all jealous of me."
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"She busted out crying over it."
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"- That's impossible. - Fine. You don't believe me?"
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"I'm gonna go over there."
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"I'm gonna tell her that you just proposed to me."
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"And you watch her. Watch how red her face gets."
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"Hi. Bianca, I have to tell you, Jack and I are engaged."
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"What do you know."
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"I know we have just met, but I think I love you."
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"Do you love me?"
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"Knowing I have the love of a beautiful woman"
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"I think you just lost an eyebrow."
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"To us."
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"And goodbye."
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"Goodbye? Why goodbye?"
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"Who let him drink champagne?"
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"He cannot metabolize the grapes!"
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"Someone call Dr. Spaceman!"
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"- I think she pulled out a chunk of my hair. - Really? Where?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"We got to boogie, gang."
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"Meine Damen und Herren!"
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"The Hapsburg line... has ended."
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"Hey, Pete. Real inspiring what you did back there."
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"You're strong now."
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"When your wife get home, you'll mess it up?"
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"Actually, I think I might."
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"Let's go."
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"Hold the door, please."
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"Well, thanks for a fun evening."
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"Sorry your friend died."
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"When Gerhardt was born, the doctor told his mother and cousin"
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"he would either live for 15 minutes or for 100 years."
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"No. Please, come in."
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"The look on Bianca's face just before she choked you."
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"That was the most satisfying thing."
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"It was pretty good."
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"That a boy. That's the Jack Donaghy I know."
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"Lemon, I want to thank you for showing me"
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"that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my own age."
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"- I'm 12 years younger than you. - A woman your age, then."
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"Jack, wait."
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"Oh, my God. I thought you were..."
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"- ...Pilates instructors, acrobats. - Go, so I can take my shoes off."
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"Come on."
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"I had "lunch" with Martha Stewart and "dinner" with her daughter, Alexis."
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"Gross."
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"When I drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week."
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"You finally got Dennis out of your life. You're even wearing lipstick."
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"No, not at Mommy. At the potty."
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"Great shoving, Mr Jordan."
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"like a modern-day Cinderella stony."
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"You know I've always reminded myself of Grace Kelly."
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"- I'm an actress. - Oh, yeah?"
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"On any level. Socially, it was a party, a charity event every night."
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"Standing up. What? How does that even work?"
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"Hey, you've got to move on."
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"What are you doing? You are a married man."
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"Finally old enough to rent a car."
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"My wife is not a Delilah, Tracy."
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"Oh, Jenna."
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"Bianca is neither normal nor happy."
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"To freedom!"
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"Just one. It's not the White House."
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"- What is she doing here? - Who?"
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"I'm an actress, Liz. It would be my greatest role of all time."
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"You don't have to do this."
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"Just to know that she's filled with bile over me warms my heart."
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"Pete Hornberger, tonight is the night we celebrate our bodies and our minds."
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"No. I want you to come with me."
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"for coming to my birthday!"
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"Oh, my... That really hurt my hand!"
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"No."
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"The Defenestration of Prague."
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"Pete, Pete. Where's your spinal cord, son?"
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"Oh, you're right, Liz. I should go for it."
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"Gerhardt, would you like to dance?"
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"Interpretive!"
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