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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Win, Lose or Draw (S04E04)

"With just 1% of the precincts reporting,"
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"adult film star, Brandi Maxxxx, has a commanding lead."
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"Oh, my God. That's it. It's over. I've lost."
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"Leslie, it's nine votes."
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"Yeah, and Brandi Maxxxx has six of them."
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"It's not Bobby Newport who's going to beat me. It's Brandi Maxxxx."
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"The porn star. What is this, Italy?"
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"Listen, I know you're stressed out. And I figured you would be,"
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"so I took the liberty of arranging a fun little activity for us."
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"I've said this to you before, and I know it makes you uncomfortable."
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"Oh, boy. But you're thoughtful and you're brilliant,"
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"and your ambiguous ethnic blend"
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"perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot."
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"Okay, let's go. Okay."
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"Another, Dana. Please and thank you."
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"Ron? I handed out 1,000 leaflets today."
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"That is a personal best."
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"Now, I'm off to vote."
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"The polls are closed."
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"What? No, no, no. l thought that they closed at 8:00."
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"6:00."
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"Oh, my God. Ron, I didn't get to vote for Leslie."
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"Oh, my God. What do I do?"
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"Nothing you can do."
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"Except hope Leslie doesn't lose by one vote."
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"9% of precincts reporting,"
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"and it's razor-thin. And getting razor-thinner."
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"Oh, boy."
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"No. No."
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"Jen Barkley."
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"Hey. What are you doing here? That was fun last night, you little screamer."
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"There were moments that I didn't fully understand"
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"But the sensations were amazing."
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"So, I just went with it. Great."
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"If that's okay. O."
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"But there's a supply room over there with a futon."
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"Great."
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"Not yet. Just wait."
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"We're just getting supplies. Anybody need anything?"
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"Push pins, or... Okay, great."
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"Please hurry."
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"Honey, Donna's been here forever."
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"She's going to know what to do. What if she doesn't?"
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"I could get fired."
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"Or even worse, Leslie might give me"
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"a lecture on responsibility again."
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"I'll tell you what, honey. Here's the deal. You get fired,"
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"I'll quit, and we'll leave together."
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"I'm serious. Move to a new city, change our names,"
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"burn our fingertips off with acid,"
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"swap faces. What?"
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"If we have to."
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"Let's just say tomorrow we had to start over from scratch,"
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"what would you do?"
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"Me, I've always wanted to be a scientist, like when I do my experiments."
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"I quantified that the Red Bull would dissolve that toy pirate by now."
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"I want to be a warrior princess witch."
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"In this new world, you can be anything you want."
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"Or a substitute teacher."
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"You would be so good as a substitute teacher."
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"Dream big, kid."
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"Good. Yes. Nice. Keep punching."
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"Did I hit your boob? Sorry. No."
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"Great form."
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"Maybe. I have no idea, actually."
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"I don't know what I'm doing."
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"Yeah! That was good. I'm exhausted. How long was that?"
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"Twenty-two seconds."
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"Boy, that's disappointing."
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"What are you going to do about Ben?"
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"We're just about to get our lives back."
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"It would kill me if he left."
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"Then tell him that. Go find him and tell him how you feel."
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"And then the two of you can work it out together."
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"Election results, Ann. Ann."
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"Ann, I can't read it. Okay."
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"Ann, my hands. Don't panic. Here."
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"My hands, Ann. They're in these round gloves."
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""Bobby Newport is up by 140 votes.""
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"Let's go another eight seconds."
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"Gin and tonic, please."
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"Belay that order, Dana."
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"Lagavulin, neat. Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets."
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"Hey, can I ask you about something?"
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"Never mind. Sorry."
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"Forgot. You don't like talking to other people about anything."
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"What's on your mind, son?"
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"It's a special night and I've had half a bottle of whisky."
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"All right."
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"Well, Jen Barkley offered me a job in Washington."
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"A great job."
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"It'd be exciting. I'd meet new people. Live in D.C."
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"But I think Leslie wants me to stay."
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"What would you do?"
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"Well, I've never been one for meeting new people or doing new things"
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"or eating new types of food or traveling outside of Southern Indiana."
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"I've had the same haircut since 1978,"
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"and I've driven the same car since 1991."
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"I've used the same wooden comb for three decades."
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"I have one bowl."
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"I still get my milk delivered by horse."
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"You do?"
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"and jump off of cliffs together,"
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"into the great unknown."
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"You two have a good relationship."
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"I don't personally know what that's like,"
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"but I'm given to understand it means you're going to land on your feet."
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"I like some changes."
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"Or a wife into an ex-wife."
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"But if Leslie wins, you get my old job. Assistant City Manager, right?"
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"Seems that way."
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"Then good luck, to the both of us."
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"Hey!"
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"I have an update that contains new information."
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"With 74% of the precincts reporting,"
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"Leslie Knope is now winning by 192 votes."
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"Thank God. Oh, Lord, please, please, let her win. Please let her win."
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"Please let her win Please let her win."
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"I don't know, Tommy."
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"I mean, I've been back and forth a million times."
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