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Clips from The Office - The Farm (S09E09)

"James Bond was a spy."
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"- Yes, he was a good spy. - Yeah."
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"James Bond would love this cupcake."
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"Hey, you know what, it was great to see you all again."
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"Take care."
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"I am going through a 12-step program."
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"I'm currently on step zero..."
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"which is have a shitload of fun."
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"I spent six hours"
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"carefully removing the frosting"
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"and then layering in a variety of drugs,"
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"some legal, some not..."
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"some laxative, some constipating."
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"You don't fire The Packman..."
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"and expect to get away with it."
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"I think we did the right thing. Hey!"
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"- What, Pam? - Wait!"
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"He's gone. It's just a cupcake now."
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"No, no! It's the principle of the thing."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I forgive him so much."
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"- Whoa! Is he choking? - Kevin?"
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"[Coughing]"
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"Oh, that was fantastic."
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"Is it dangerous to take the eggs in front of them?"
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"Yes, very. You really need to stand back."
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"I was just asking you something I didn't know."
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"Which is fine, and you learned something."
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"But it was kind of a stupid question,"
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"so you're gonna get made fun of a little bit."
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"Are we gonna eat these today?"
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"Is that a guillotine?"
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"This? No."
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"That'd be cool though."
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"It's for milking."
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"Did you just ask me if this was a cow?"
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"What are you doing now?"
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"Come here."
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"Come on."
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"[Milk squirting into bucket]"
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"Grab a teat with each hand. Sit down."
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"There you go. Squeeze from top to bottom."
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"Really pull, use some muscle."
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"Draw the milk out. All right, going all right?"
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"I don't know."
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"Well, is the udder hot? Is the milk clumpy?"
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"- I don't know any of that. - Okay, you suck at this."
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"Gimme those teats. [Clears throat]"
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"Didn't your father teach you anything?"
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"I never met him."
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"Good morning, Erin."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"Um, I decided to eat my cupcake."
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"I thought about it last night."
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"I talked to Jim, I talked to my sister,"
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"I don't care what you do, Pam, just please stop making noise."
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"Phyllis!"
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"Packer laced the cupcakes."
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"No!"
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"Did you get diarrhea or were you stoned?"
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"- Some of us got both. - Oh, my God!"
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"Last night, I got out all of my old dolls"
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"and played with them on the living room floor."
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"It was thousands of dollars."
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"Well, count yourself lucky, Phyllis."
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"[Whispering] I got the toilet."
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"and I fertilized some bushes along the way."
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"So not my best night."
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"But not my worst night."
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"[Sighs] What did you do, Andy?"
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"Last night!"
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"Oh, God, um..."
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"No, I'm not a-- I just-- I don't know."
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"Oh... gosh, I actually--"
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"Um,"
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"pretty normal night."
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"My night was just like that..."
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"Yeah, I didn't see you last night at all."
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"Nope, I did not see you either."
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"Wow! He is officially the worst human being."
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"Ah!"
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"But... Kevin, that's--"
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"Yeah, no, I understand, Pam."
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"I understand."
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"So that's it. I just wanted to make amends."
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"- Wow. - That's big of you, man."
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"Takes a lot of courage."
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"Ooh. Red velvet."
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"I should apologize too."
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"It's okay."
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"I'm over it."
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"Ooh, this is no nine-acre worm farm."
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"This is a beast."
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"Whoever's managing this thing is gonna have a hell of a job."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Not it. - Not it."
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"If your kid doesn't put in some farm time, or he's gonna stay like that."
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"Oh, Dwight, I'm so sorry."
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"[Whispering] I see you started without me."
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"Blech. [Scoffs]"
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"[Giggles]"
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"like a fart."
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"and I think that as long as Todd Packer doesn't know,"
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"Me too."
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"Packer, we accept."
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"Yeah."
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"[Kevin groans loudly]"
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