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Clips from The Office - The Farm (S09E09)

"I am dressed according to the Schrute codes of mourning."
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"My aunt Shirley has died."
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"- My condolences. - Keep them!"
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"Okay. Now, what do we got in these two pails?"
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"[Spits]"
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"Yep. Acidic all right."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Oh, I'm so sorry, Dwight."
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"Okay, now this is crazy."
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"Aah!"
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"♪ There's a bright golden haze ♪"
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"- Ziek's here. - Ziek!"
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"[Sighs]"
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"- You get in the sidecar. - Get--"
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"[Horn honking] Who is that?"
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"[Both grunting]"
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"Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Oh!"
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"I'm here to make amends."
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"That's fine, 'cause they're not gonna grow."
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"Good. I agree. Don't worry about it."
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"They're a descriptive people."
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"This was on the way. We're going into town after."
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"Oh, right, uh..."
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"we decided to make sure that our dead were completely dead..."
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"out of kindness."
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"[Rifle cocks]"
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"[Gunshot]"
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"I agree."
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"We can't let him buy our forgiveness with cupcakes."
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"But numbers..."
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"I guess that's why I'm an accountant."
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"I did. I did, yes."
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"You've all disappointed me greatly."
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""worm" means something else out there,"
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"and I am now in the business of..."
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"One plant, one sandwich."
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"- Dwight? - Dwight? Buddy?"
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"- Are you crazy? - Of course you are."
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"Totally. Yep."
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"The people here are like... [Blows raspberry]"
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"Let's take a couple of nights"
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"Couple of nights couldn't hurt."
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"5, 4, 3, 2."
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"which left me to be the comedian."
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"- That doesn't work on me... - Okay."
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"♪ We'll make our homes on the water ♪"
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"People underestimate the power of nostalgia."
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"If baseball can use it"
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"And then if she's interested in accepting the courtship,"
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"♪ We'll build our walls aluminum ♪"
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"♪ We'll fill our mouths with cinnamon ♪"
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"You loved the movie Skyfall, right?"
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"He was the best."
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"Guys, I'm proud of us."
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"[Gagging]"
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"'Cause these are killer chickens."
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"If you want."
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"That's a cow?"
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"it's okay."
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"Is everyone okay?"
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"Then I ordered ten American Girl outfits on line."
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"I went Christmas caroling... in March,"
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"I don't know. Noth-nothing, really."
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"- Kevin? - Why would you ask me?"
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"[Both screaming]"
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"it is hard to recall."
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"- Yup. - Okay."
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"[Pants tearing] Meaning normal."
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"No. Ohh."
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"♪ When we arrive, sons and daughters... ♪"
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"It."
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"[Chuckles] All right, fine."
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"Hold it!"
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"New glasses."
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"Dwight, what a ridiculous, fancy clown you are."
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"Were you guys close?"
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"I would say that she raised me, but let's not kid each other."
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"I raised myself."
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"She was, however, the closest thing I had to a mother."
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"My actual mother was very cold and distant."
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"I'd say she was the closest thing I had to an aunt."
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"In keeping with Schrute custom,"
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"I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral"
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"by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face,"
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"or I will ask you to keep a respectful distance"
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"during my time of grief,"
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"with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil."
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"What color is it?"
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"It looks pretty black."
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"[Whispering] Oh, thank God."
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"And if you want me to be there,"
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"of course I will go."
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"It's just... I have a personal training session."
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"Okay, that's not--"
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"I get red dirt."
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"Nobody is getting red dirt."
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"I should've kept my mouth shut."
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"We're not even that close."
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"I've only known Dwight 12 years."
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"12 years."
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"Time is a son of a bitch."
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"I'm sure-- I'm sure she's in a better place."
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"[Whispering] I really hope so."
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"You can't make a dirtball--"
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"- [Crying] I miss her so much. - Okay."
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"- You know? - [Sighs]"
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"[Guitar playing] ♪ on the meadow ♪"
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"♪ A bright golden haze on the meadow ♪"
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"[Engine running]"
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"Hey, Dwight."
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"Mose, mom says hi."
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"Hi to mom."
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"You going?"
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"Will there be ghosts there?"
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"- Get in the sidecar. - Get in the sidecar."
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"Get in the sidecar."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- You invited me. - You threw the red dirt in my face."
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"Oh, yeah. [Laughs]"
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"Jeb, my brother."
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