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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Cleveland's Angels (S01E01)

"Hey, Cleveland, I was just telling the ladies..."
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"...how you're four weeks away from being a stenographer."
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"I haven't been going to night school to be a court stenographer."
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"Sweet peas and Jujubes."
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"As a matter of fact, I've been spending my nights at the Bigg Nugget."
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"Sweet ham and braised lamb."
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"I took Roberta's college money, I gambled it all away."
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"Since then, I've been working nights at the casino..."
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"Sweet grass and succotash."
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"Sweet beans and din..."
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"Get ahold of yourself."
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"Not the taste."
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"You stole my daughter's college money?"
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"Have you lost your damn mind?"
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"I was swindled, and they got Holt too."
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"And the plant spilled a drink."
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"And when he spilled the drink, the dealer switched the shoe and..."
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"They got you with the old Lone Star wet pants."
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"Used to do it all the time..."
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"...when I was a dealer in Monte Carlo back in 1962."
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"I had to lay low for a while..."
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"... because Mrs. Kennedy was starting to get suspicious."
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"But it turned out to be a blessing..."
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"... because that's where I met my first husband..."
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"... Baron Heinrich von..."
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"In 1962? How old are you?"
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"Fat don't crack."
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"The point is, you got screwed, dude."
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"I know every scam in the book."
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"How would you inconspicuous hausfraus like to be Cleveland's Angels?"
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"- I'm down. - Let's do it."
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"My baby's going to college."
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"Once upon a time, there were three little girls..."
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"... who it wouldn't kill to miss a meal or two."
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"I rounded them up and now their big butts work for me."
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"Ugh. My name is Cleveland."
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"Okay, all set."
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"- Angels? - Hi, Cleveland."
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"- What? - We said, "Hi, Cleveland.""
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"Angels? It's Cleveland."
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"Oh, right. Baby monitors are only one-way."
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"Can you imagine?"
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"Okay, Angels, here's the plan."
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"Donna, you're gonna play a sexy siren..."
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"... who'll flirt with Slim Biggins to keep his attention away from the table."
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"I happen to know he goes for big-boned, middle-aged black women with kids."
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"Arianna and Kendra..."
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"... you two will be a couple of high rollers..."
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"... from Odessa and Corpus Christi, Texas, respectively."
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"Arianna, you pretend to get drunk and wait for my signal."
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"You're kind of thin to be from Corpus Christi."
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"Pitter-patter, let's get at her."
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"Here we go."
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"As Kevin Spacey said to John Travolta, "I'm all in.""
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"That's a perky set of children."
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"Oh, Slim."
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"Oh, I'm so wasted."
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"Hit me with that four of clubs."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Biggins, but I think this woman was counting cards."
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"- Hello, Russell. - Kendra?"
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"It's been a long time."
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"You look tremendous."
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"So you're still counting cards?"
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"- You two know each other? - We was business associates."
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"Russell was the bureau chief in Rome when I was all set to star in Fellini's..."
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"Kendra, we don't have time for your stupid story."
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"Oh, so the three of you are in on this together?"
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"And unless you want her to tear your ass up..."
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"That's right. She was only pretending to be drunk."
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"Cleveland, is rum alcoholic?"
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"You're drunk."
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"She's drunk. I'm drunk."
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"Anyone have any drugs? I'm gonna go find some drugs."
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"Looks like you're not going anywhere."
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"Not with my money you're not."
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"Miss Bazoombas, Ted Lange."
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"KFC you later. Get in."
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"Let's go, dude."
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"What are you doing? We're not gonna clear the river."
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"We'll never make it to the road."
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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
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"Holt, you're crazy."
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"Good work, Angels."
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"And after all that, Holt's car turned into a submarine..."
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"...and we got the hell out of there."
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"But the important thing is, we got your college money back."
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"Why? I'm not going to college."
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"I'm going to Hollywood."
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"You know what? I'm in."
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"Hey, that's my camera."
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"No, Dad. Stop. Wait."
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"Ted Lange can't clean up seagull guts off the lido deck?"
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"We don't want babies to hear us. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Blackjack. Who's your daddy?"
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"What the hell is going on down here?"
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"Five-timesify your money supply."
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"Hooray! I just keep winning."
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"...cleaning up tic-tack-toe-playing chickens and slaughtering horse after horse..."
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"I can't do that to Romona."
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"That's where I draw the line."
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"I am a high roller. I'm just short of cash."
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"Kendra, you'll go over to the table and start counting cards."
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"My gambling trousers."
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"- Cleveland. - Ooh-hoo-hoo!"
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"Na-na-na-na-na-na Lucy Liu"
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