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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion (S03E03)

"You're not gonna believe this. So I go..."
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"- It's a little crowded. Do you mind? - Could you scooch?"
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"That's the one."
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"Forget it."
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"It's not healed yet?"
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"It's oozing!"
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"Would you pass the cream? There's the cream."
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"Just give me the thing, all right?"
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"Enough! And you are no longer my friend!"
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"The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
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"But without the costumes."
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"Thanks for the warm welcome."
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"It's good to have you guys on my team. I come to play. I hope you do too."
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"Yes, but there's two in "martini." So, everybody, back to my office."
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"It's Bing, sir. I'm sorry. I was just..."
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"This team's about hard work, but it's also about having fun."
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"That's right. Ryder."
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"Winona Ryder for six."
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"All right, buddy! Way to go!"
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"...who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom."
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"Maybe it's that jock thing."
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"You know, how football players pat each other after touchdowns."
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"You know, I don't understand guys."
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"- Yeah, what are we getting? - Anything but stew."
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"Don't turn your back to him."
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"Okay, you can totally say no..."
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"...but would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?"
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"That's fine."
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"- Really? - Ross and the bald girl? Absolutely."
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"...I have to wait an hour and a half?"
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"I don't want to get hurt either. I'm being smart about this."
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"How about just a boom?"
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"Hi!"
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"Oh, no. You look a lot different than the last time I saw you."
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"Oh, well, this is just perfect!"
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"Oh, no, Bonnie's the best!"
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"Come on."
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"Oh, yeah! Good one."
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"Not on purpose. He ricocheted off you and got me."
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"I'm telling you, I need some smacks."
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"I got a kid starting Dartmouth."
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"...he's known for his confrontational business style!"
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"And his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California..."
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"Pete? Pete?"
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"Are you ready?"
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"It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant, "You suck!""
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"Let me ask you a question: Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?"
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"I'm not gonna stop until I'm the Ultimate Fighting Champion."
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"There was MOSS 2 that would only schedule appointments in January."
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"Look, I'm gonna get better."
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"They're interviewing his opponent."
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"Apparently, he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves."
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"I'm really nervous."
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"Thank you."
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"I actually wasn't expecting to like anyone right now."
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"It's too bad."
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"But it'll be okay. Tomorrow, I conduct an experiment."
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"No, I just didn't do them."
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"I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself."
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"Is it the swearing? Is it the constant swearing?"
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"...the way that you occasionally..."
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"Well, say no more. You know, it takes guts to bring this up."
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"Bing, you're okay."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Look. It's Ross and that girl."
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"Right. Oh, yeah. It looks like Ross is breaking up with her."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Okay, first of all, breathe."
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"Second of all, I don't get it."
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"It's just, you know, I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon."
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"I'm fine. I'd fight tonight if they'd let me."
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"Now, see this circle I'm marking off here?"
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"This is my Zone of Terror."
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"The day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight..."
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"Just sit down."
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"Ever!"
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"I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm..."
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"...and a severely bruised Adam's apple, but that really hurt."
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"No, not at all. That's ridiculous."
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"Check it out! Pete's winning!"
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"Wait! If that's his favorite area, why is he being so mean to it?"
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"From the looks of it, now Pete can't."
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"Do you think there's a town in Missouri or someplace..."
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"...called Sample?"
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"And as you're driving into the town, there's a sign and it says:"
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""You're in Sample.""
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"I'm sorry. Excuse us."
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"Move over just a little bit."
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"So, guys, listen. I go over there and, you know, I'm..."
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"Why? What is wrong with me?"
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"...I have a feeling..."
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"...my wife is sleeping with her gynecologist."
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"How do you know?"
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"- He's got access. - I know."
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"Why is this happening to me?"
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"Maybe it's my wound."
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"Thank you very much."
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"- What is it? - I've been sleeping with your wife."
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"You're the gynecologist?"
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"I'm trying to have a private conversation."
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"Can I have a napkin? Could you please hand me a napkin?"
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"We are finished! Nada! No more!"
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"You are a bastard for doing that!"
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"So, what were you gonna tell us?"
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"I have no idea."
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"What was the big news Pete wanted to tell you?"
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"Oh, keep your name. Don't take his name."
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"Then definitely don't take his name!"
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"He wanted to tell me he's going to compete in some Ultimate..."
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"...Fighting Competition thingy."
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"- Pete? - Why? What is it?"
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"It's two guys in the ring and the rules are, "There are no rules"!"
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"- I heard you made a great 12-year-old. - It was the best year of my life."
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"Anything goes except eye-gouging and fish-hooking."
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"- What's fish-hooking? - What's fish-hook...?"
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"Thanks. That would have been hard to describe."
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"What is that taste?"
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"My hands are totally clean. I just gave the duck a bath."
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"Let's go out there and get them! And remember:"
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"There is no I in "team.""
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