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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Jerry's Retirement (S05E05)

"Because every memory deserves to be chronicled."
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"It's actually one of the sub-titles of my scrapbook."
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"if I hadn't spent so much time"
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"Ben and Leslie's day off."
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"Let's go relax."
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"But what if we took a day on"
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"- Let's relax. - All right."
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"Hey, April."
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"to work with you all."
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"The time I have spent at Parks and Rec"
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"And I know everyone says it, but I sincerely hope"
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"Jerry was here?"
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"we can't let Jerry just disappear."
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"Jerry, thank you for your service."
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"Yes, I get that a lot."
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"In fact, if you'd like, you can provide your sample today."
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"Today?"
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"Like, today, today?"
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"- This today? - Well, yes."
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"I mean, the timing is right"
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"according to Ann's ovulation schedule."
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"which he failed,"
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"I mean, why would anyone be so mean?"
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"Well, Jerry was never really the type"
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"to rise above mediocrity or to it."
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"He wanted to meet the mayor,"
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"I just can't let Jerry leave here with nothing"
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"I'm making us a mac and cheese pizza for--"
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"It made him so uncomfortable."
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"It's Social Darwinism."
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"Okay. My transfer was approved."
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"You are no longer my boss,"
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"and we can have a baby"
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"you get on the board."
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"Then we take the sample, spin it in the centrifuge,"
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"Sounds romantic."
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"Go time!"
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"with this pornographic disc and do it myself."
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"and try not to think about what I'm doing in there."
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"Chris, we don't have to do this today."
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"Let's just take a moment."
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"Give it to me."
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"It's already started."
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"I forgot I wrote all this."
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"City Councilor Leslie Knope, clearance level four."
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"Guests are only allowed on Wednesdays."
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"No, no, no, no, no. I promised you"
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"One, three, seven, two, five, nine."
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"And it's not me. It's Andy."
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"Andy's the new Jerry."
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"Game over."
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"- a really great mayor? - No, not really."
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"He resigned because of corruption and racketeering,"
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"Okay, you tried, but I took a day off"
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"It's really been nice to meet you."
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"Why on earth would I get an intern?"
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"But sad."
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"I would have never imagined"
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"I mean, imagine if actual sex were like this."
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"so we may begin to engage in physical activity"
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"to multiply our genes."
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"And it's also weird because we dated"
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"And we were also pretty good at those physical activities."
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"Hurry."
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"Leslie, I really appreciate this,"
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"but I did promise Gayle I would leave by 5:00."
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"Again, that is an absurd request"
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"considering your work record."
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"Do you have a second?"
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"That's okay. I just popped by to apologize"
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"and to give you something."
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"What a surprise."
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"- Mm-mm. - Ugh, okay."
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"Work just started, Ms. Meagle."
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"Oh, Donna, who's the new boy toy?"
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"I'm Taylor, the new intern."
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"Oh, meathead jock type, huh?"
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"Actually, I quit football senior year"
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"You so get it."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Yeah, I could stop, and you could walk."
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"Great plan."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"- Welp. - Okay."
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"It took me 12 years, but I reinvented myself."
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"I have fur underwear."
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"All right."
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"♪ eggs, bacon, and toast"
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"Jerry, I wanted your last day"
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"Oh, my go--"
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"Yeah, jeez, mom. We're eating."
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"about working in the Parks department"
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"was that I got to be home every night"
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"Jerry."
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"I don't think on-again, off-again"
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"But if there is a hypothetical chance"
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"until we find a permanent replacement."
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"and everyone will get to watch him eat"
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"to check for plot holes."
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"As I suspected--airtight."
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"I'm sorry. This is all my fault."
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"did you happen to get any information"
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"Like, was she a Russian spy"
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"Oliver Sacks brain disorder thingies?"
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"sex-ed to seniors, but I did find this folder labeled"
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"- "Senior sex-ed thank you notes." - Oh, don't open that."
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"There's pictures in there."
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"There are lots of pictures."
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"Why would you not throw these away or incinerate them?"
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"Even the saggy ones."
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"I am putting together a scrapbook commemorating"
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"my first year on the city council."
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"This year whizzed by so fast."
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"There was so much more I wanted to do."
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"But time is the relentless and cruel enemy"
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"of the devoted civil servant."
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"brainstorming scrapbook titles."
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"and stayed here and worked on some projects?"
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"- That sounds pretty sexy, right? - No."
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