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Clips from Family Guy - Foreign Affairs (S09E09)

"Oh, Peter, I almost forgot."
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"(BELL DlNGlNG)"
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"And then the symbol that means "wink." Really? I mean, like, why the wink?"
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"gets angry about a product you don 't care about."
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"Every year, the stupid media tries to scare us with this kind of thing,"
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"and every year, it turns out to be nothing."
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"Well, now, hang on. There might be something to this."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"and watch for early signs ofinfection."
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"I don't think Lois would be happy if you pulled the kids out of school."
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"Now, let me give you inappropriate personal shower"
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"Uh, I'd like to apologize for yesterday, when I assigned you lab partners."
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"Griffin?"
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"Chris, Meg, I spoke to your father on the phone,"
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"That place is riddled with goat flu, so I'm gonna home school you kids."
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"I see, I see."
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"Not a lot of people of color here, but the ones that are black are really black."
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"(STAMMERlNG) Well, I don't understand. Why'd you even want to come here, then?"
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"All right, settle down."
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"but one thing we won't need is this."
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"This is what my class will be, this! Learn with me!"
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"Chris, A."
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"Joe and I have been growing apart for a long time."
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"Besides, we've had a good run."
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"My intention is to defecate on you."
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"I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced."
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"all the significant moments in human history,"
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"but if I don't, I'll see you in 18 months with a canvas bag of salt"
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"WOMAN: I shall."
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"Joseph Smith discovering the Book of Mormon."
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"DAVlD: South America! France! MlCK: Australia!"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Sweet music"
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"There'll be music everywhere"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Dancing in the street"
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"Philadelphia, PA"
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"Don't forget the motor city"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Dancing in the street"
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"Don't matter where you are"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Everywhere"
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"It doesn 't matter what you wear"
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"Just as long as you are there"
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"They'll be dancing"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"Way down in L.A."
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"Every day"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"That happened, and we all let it happen."
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"or do you have, like, a special one you brought?"
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"of The Biggest Loserhere."
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"No. What does that mean?"
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"It's what we used to do in our sorority when we had company."
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"Bonjour."
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"but only ten of you will finish it."
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"Let's go to the Hollywood Hills and kill a bunch of people."
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"Oh, Bonnie, if I were a skunk and you were a cat"
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"and think you were another skunk, and I would try to rape you."
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"Oh, my God, you're not gonna do it, are you?"
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"Well, I don't know. I'm thinking about it."
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"I apologize for my friend, François."
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"Well, it's tempting. Paris is such a perfect city."
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"-Franco-Prussian War! -I don't know."
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"-Treaty of Augsburg! -I got nothing."
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"I see. You know, I thought you might say something like this,"
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"Please come home with me."
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"-You need to come home with me. -Bonnie, stay with me."
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"I promise, it will take three years with this accent"
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"He may be your husband, but I would do anything for you."
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"I am! I am!"
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"Joe, I love you! I love you so much!"
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"Bless you, my son."
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"without the boring paper-like flavor?"
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"Think ofme when you eat this. I'm delicious."
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"rubbing up against you in buses and subways,"
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"I know. Those two lovebirds"
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"Let's teach each other!"
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"Chris, you know this."
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"(SINGING) It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there 's a man who positively can do"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He 's a family guy"
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"MAN: (ON TV) And now back to the Disney Channel's exclusive presentation,"
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"Aladdin 5: Jafar Answers the Census."
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"Okay, and how many people live in your palace?"
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"-Umm. Does the bird count? -Does the bird live here?"
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"- Yes. -Then, yes, the bird counts."
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"-Okay. Two. -Great."
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"-What is your primary source of income? -Umm. Sorcery."
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"And a little from political corruption,"
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"but primarily sorcery."
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"Yeah, I'll just put sorcery."
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"Okay. Umm, are you gay, straight, or not sure?"
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"Uh, why are you asking me this?"
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"It's just... I don 't write the questions."
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"-I know. It just seems a little personal. - Yeah, I understand."
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"You're free not to answer it if that's your choice."
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"No, no, no, it's okay. You can put "not sure. ""
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"All right. I'm off to Paris."
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"You guys going to be okay without me for a week?"
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"Ugh, I don't know."
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"I mean, who's going to put those three magazines in a neat stack"
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"on the coffee table?"
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"Lois, I realize you're excited about going away with Bonnie and all,"
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"but could I not have to hear about the trip when you get back?"
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"I know you're going to have pictures and stories,"
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"and I just don't want to be involved in any of that mess."
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"(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)"
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"-You ready to go, Lois? -I sure am."
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"Oh, my God, Bonnie. We're going to have such a good time."
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"I know, and it's going to be so much fun going with you."
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"Joe hates to fly"
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"'cause they always put him underneath with the dogs."
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"(ALL BARKlNG)"
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"Indonesia better be worth it."
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"Okay. Bye, everyone."
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"Kids, you mind your father while I'm gone. Love you."
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"-Bye, Mom. -Bye!."
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