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Clips from Friends - The One with Chandler's Dad (S07E07)

"That one kept going."
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"We ought to get to know each other better."
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"- Sure. I'd like that. - Yeah. So, uh..."
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"- It's Jake. - Joey."
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"- Do you like the Knicks? - Yeah, big fan."
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"Me too. There's a game on Tuesday. Do you want to go?"
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"Great! Let me make sure I'm not doing anything Tuesday."
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"- What's this? - Your suitcase. We're going to Vegas."
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"No more these flowers, these flowers. Think of the money we'll save."
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"We're not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger, please?"
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"We're going to see your dad."
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"I want to get to know my father-in-law."
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"We already went over this and I won."
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"No, you didn't. Honey, just so you know..."
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"Now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore."
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"Forget it. I don't want to go. I don't want to see him."
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"I know your dad embarrassed you."
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"You'd have to come up with a new word for what I went through."
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"In high school, he came to all my swim meets..."
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"...dressed as a different Hollywood starlet."
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"It's hard enough to be 14."
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"You're skinny, you're wearing Speedos that your mom promised you'd grow into."
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"You look up in the stands. There's your dad cheering you on."
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"Dressed as Carmen Miranda, wearing a headdress with real fruit..."
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"...that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack."
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"The point is, he was at every one of your swim meets, cheering you on."
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"- Who's Mr. Garibaldi? - Does it matter?!"
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"If he's not at your wedding, you'll regret it for the rest of your life."
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"- So I never get to win anymore? - How much did you ever win before?"
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"...I check out your underwear?"
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"We were goofing around, and I dared him to try them on."
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"That's weird!"
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"- I'm wearing his briefs right now. - That's kind of hot."
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"I think so too. And that little flap? It's great for holding my lipstick."
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"I wouldn't know about that."
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"Jake says that women's underwear is actually more comfortable."
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"He loves how silk feels against his skin."
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"...could wear women's underwear. I don't think you could."
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"Here you go."
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"Slow down, or I am returning to the back seat."
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"God, I forgot how much I love driving."
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"Has someone taken your order?"
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"Oh, yeah. She did. He did. She?"
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"- I just ordered a beer. - You're straight. I get it."
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"If we called your dad, we'd have better seats."
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"I don't want him to know we're here yet. I'm not ready for that."
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"Why not?"
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"I don't know if I told you..."
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"...but he's kind of tried to contact me a lot the last few years."
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"He came to New York. But I always said I was too busy."
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"It's very "Cats in the Cradle." I don't want to get into it."
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"- What? No. Hey, Rach, come on. - Come on!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"...fat..."
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"- It's Hanson. - Oops, sorry. My mistake."
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"She should! It was taken 10 years ago!"
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"Yes, I am. You're an Aquarius, huh?"
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"- Taurus? - No."
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"- And you promise to take care of this? - I promise."
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"- Can he handle a stick? - Well..."
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"- Oh, my God! - What?"
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"That's Mr. Garibaldi playing the piano."
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"Hello, and welcome to the show."
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"- He's coming into the audience. - Relax. You'll be fine."
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"- Where are you from? - Bakersfield."
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"- Hey, Pheebs. - Hey."
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"Wow, nice. Manly, and also kind of a slut."
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"I'm beginning to see what Jake was talking about."
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"And things aren't as smashed down as I thought they would be."
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"You know what I've always wondered about? Pantyhose!"
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"- I should go take these off, shouldn't I? - I think it's important you do."
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"Oh, they're a hoot."
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"And who is your friend?"
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"I'm Monica."
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"What is this..."
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"Actually, Monica and I are engaged."
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"Really?"
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"When's the big day?"
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"So, you're bald."
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"We'd love it if you could be there."
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"Really?"
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"I know it would make me happy..."
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"I'm getting all misty here."
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"You'd think I was having my legs waxed or something."
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"Before we go on with the show, I want to say to the bride and groom..."
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"...how lucky they are to have found each other."
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"In every life a little rain must fall."
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"Fortunately..."
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"When I was growing up, I played the one on the far left."
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"Remind me to introduce you to someone."
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"- Who? - Fourth gear."
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"It's a different guy."
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"- Good evening, officer. - Do you know how fast you were going?"
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"Really?"
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"You're not gonna give me a ticket for driving too slow, are you?"
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"You wanna help me out here?"
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"Can you do your little thing that you did before?"
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"You know, officer..."
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"I had the weirdest dream last night."
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"You don't want to hear about my dream..."
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"...Officer..."
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"...Pretty?"
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"Not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything..."
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"...but I think I need to hook up with a woman right now."
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"I understand."
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"You look familiar. Do I know you?"
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"Maybe it's because I'm on television."
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"- I'm an actor on Days of our Lives. - Wow. Really?"
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"These are for you."
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"She must've seen me cruising in the bad boy."
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"- She's checking out your beehive. - What?"
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"- No way! - Well, no brush."
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"And when he finds out he wasn't asked?"
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"...if you get out of this car right now. Hey!"
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"All kids are embarrassed by their parents."
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"Oh!"
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"Next he'll say your high heels are good for his posture."
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"I was talking to myself. You're going down!"
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"And then he..."
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"He gave you a big..."
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