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Clips from The Simpsons - Milhouse of Sand and Fog (S17E17)

"Homer!"
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"(LIVELY GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(SINGING) Let the light ALL: Shine on!"
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"From the lighthouse ALL: Shine on!"
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"Um, Dr. Hibbert? Mmm-hmm?"
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"Say amen! Amen!"
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"Coat Maggie with this calamine lotion and the scabbing will heal."
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"The scabbing will heal!"
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"ALL: The scabbing will heal!"
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"Hmm..."
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"(SCOFFS) Sweetie, I know it itches."
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"Can't even go in my own kitchen."
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"Au contraire, man with no hair."
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"$15 to infect your kids!"
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"As with any disease box, results may vary."
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"Save room for punch. Maggie's bathing in the bowl."
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"We're having alcohol drinks and dishing on the parents who aren't here."
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"Knock-knock."
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"(ALL COUGHING)"
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"Sweet Lizzie McGuire!"
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"They're already up! They're sky high!"
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"I know I said that last month, but I was lying."
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"So what are we gonna do as a family today?"
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"(BOTH CHUCKLING)"
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"(STRAINING)"
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"I can't do it! She's so mean to me!"
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"Skanks for nothing, Lame-orella."
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"California here we come"
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"Hustlers grab your guns Your shadow weighs a ton"
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"Driving down the 101"
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"(BOTH GIGGLING)"
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"How dare you?"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Where are you staying?"
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"But on the other hand... (GRUNTS)"
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"And meanwhile, I'll be one of those weird guys who's 35"
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"What? How do you know about things like that?"
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"Ha!"
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"Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends"
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"But that's no reason why they can't be friends"
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"Rocks. Shatter. Jagged cliff!"
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"Okay, when my mom and dad see this dummy fall in the river,"
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"I even made it smell like you."
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"Now!"
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"Whoa!"
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"This is all my fault."
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"Homer, I can save you both. Just let go of the rock."
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"for you to get back together!"
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"Can he swim?"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(DINGS)"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"And now let us bow our heads in silent prayer."
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"Maggie! That's not what you do with a hymnal."
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"What? I forgot to floss this morning."
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"Oh, somethings wrong with Maggie."
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"We should get her to Dr. Hibbert."
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"But I don't see him anywhere."
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"The Hibberts now attend a more boisterous house of worship. (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Shine on me ALL: Shine on"
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"In the morning"
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"This is awesome. Black God rules."
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"Shine on Oh, let it shine on"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"I hate to interrupt while you're rejoicing but Maggie is terribly itchy."
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"Mmm-hmm!"
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"Oh, this looks to be the initial stages of chicken pox."
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"Heal my scabs, Lord."
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"Praise the Lord! I can walk again!"
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"What? My foot fell asleep."
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"But you've got to stop scratching."
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"(GASPS) No!"
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"Here. Here, play with your teddy bear."
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"(GROANS) Sugar booger."
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"Aww, poor Maggie."
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"(GASPS) Homer, don't touch her. You've never had chicken pox."
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"I know. And you did. And you're great."
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"Oh, I'm just saying it's very dangerous if you get it as an adult."
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"It can leave you sterile."
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"Down there."
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"(SCOFFS) You always gotta work blue, don't you, Marge?"
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"You're better than that."
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"Bet Bart's in there right now licking frosting off my eggbeaters!"
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"Mmm. Don't worry, Dad. I'm saving one for you."
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"(LAUGHS) I'll just leave it here in the dog's mouth."
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"No! Bart!"
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"That's a really bad storage area."
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"Hey, Homer. Why the sour puss?"
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"Did you chug-a-lug a skunky Snapple?"
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"I don't know. Maybe."
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"Plus, my wife won't let me inside"
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"because the baby's got chicken pox."
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"Really?"
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"Do you mind if I bring my boys over"
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"so she can infect Rod and Todd?"
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"Then there'll be a pox on both our houses."
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"Why would you do that? Are you a bad parent?"
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"You see, Rod and Todd could only get the chicken pox once,"
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"and childhood's the safest time."
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"So you want Maggie to infect your kids?"
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"You betcha!"
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"In fact, some parents have been known to hold "pox parties""
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"so other kids in the neighborhood"
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"can get the disease when they please."
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"And would they pay handsomely for the privilege?"
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"They might."
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"You'd have to be awfully money-grubbing"
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"to charge your friends and neighbors."
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"Now featuring the pox box!"
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"Pox box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women."
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"Pox box!"
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"Welcome to our pox party."
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"Luann'll pick up Milhouse when the party's over."
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"I'll just read in the car till then."
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"Oh, Kirk. Come join the parents in the kitchen."
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