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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (S05E05)

"She'll have the wisdom of Gertrude Stein and the wit of Cathy Guisewite."
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"Stacy, please. I must have you back."
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"Just come for a ride with me in my mobile command unit."
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"- How about me? - There's something not quite--"
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"- How 'bout me? - [ Stammering ]"
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"- How 'bout me? - You all have hideous hair!"
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"- [ Simpsons Gasping ] - I mean, from a design point of view."
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"- Oh, well, if you put it that way. - Oh, well."
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"''When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.''"
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"Uh, you know, that should probably be, ''if I choose to get married.''"
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"Look, little girl. We got other talking dollies to record today."
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"Three. [ Laughing ]"
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"[ Lisa's Voice ] Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything."
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"''Wendy Windbag''? ''Ugly Doris''?"
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"We'll call her ''Lisa Lionheart.''"
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"No, ''Loudmouth Lisa!'' ''Stupid Lisa Garbage Face!''"
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"I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me!"
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"Hello! Pay attention to me. Look at me!"
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"I'm Bart, I'm Bart. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. [ Blathering ]"
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"This is great.! They're really gonna sell our doll.!"
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"Well, I didn't tell them who you were."
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"Gentlemen, we've got to sink this Lisa Lionheart doll and fast."
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"It's time to call in a favor from Washington."
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"- [ Lisa ] Dad, did you hear something? - I don't know."
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"My new doll's much better than Malibu Stacy. Do a newscast about her."
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"[ Laughing ] Oh, please, honey. Daddy's job is to bring people important news."
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"Though it was unusual to spend 28 minutes reporting on a doll..."
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"this reporter found it impossible to stop talking."
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"It's just really fascinating news, folks."
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"Oh, and the president was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night."
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"We'll stay here all night, if need be."
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"- Can we order Chinese food? - Yes."
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"These eggs are difficult to digest."
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"I want soft-boiled eggs."
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"I told you-- we don't have soft-boiled eggs!"
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"If you a-- By gum, you're right. We should have them."
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"I shouldn't be listenin' to complaints. I should be makin' 'em with you guys."
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"The Good Lord lets us grow old for a reason."
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"To gain the wisdom to find fault with everything he's made!"
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"Mr. Peterson, you can take this job and... fill it."
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"And one more thing. I never once washed my hands."
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"[ Woman ] You show him, Abe.! Quit.!"
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"- [ Children Screaming ] - [ Smithers ] I want it. I want it. I want it. Me, me, me!"
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"She's just a regular Malibu Stacy with a stupid, cheap hat."
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"She still embodies all the awful stereotypes she did before."
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"But she's got a new hat."
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"[ Lisa Lionheart ] Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything."
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"You know, if we get through to just that one little girl..."
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"- it'll all be worth it. - Yes."
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"Particularly if that little girl happens to pay $46,000 for that doll."
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"Kudos."
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"If you'll excuse me, I've got something very important to attend to."
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"Whoo! [ Laughing ]"
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"- " [ The Simpsons Theme ] - [ Shouting ]"
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"[ Feedback Squealing ]"
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"Uh, welcome to the new Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine..."
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"Get to Matlock! Matlock!"
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"Where they belong-- TV's Matlock!"
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"- Clear! [ Electrodes Buzzing ] - But you ain't said a word!"
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"Hello. As you may know, I might not be around much longer."
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"- and his entire family-- - D'oh!"
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"- [ Grunts ] Where are you goin'? - Dad, we'd love to stay here..."
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"- "[ Piano Note ] - Hmm?"
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"Um, it's the, uh, new Talking Malibu Stacy."
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"- My skull is eggshell-thin. - [ Explosion ] - Whoa."
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"Oh! Ow! Ow! The bubbles are burning my tongue!"
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"Some folks say there's a little touch of fairy dust in the air."
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"- Oh, you. Get away! [ Chuckles ] - Ah, don't act like you don't like it."
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"[ Lisa Moans ]"
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"Here, I'm writing an article on her for my next Malibu Stacy newsletter."
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"Hello, Smithers."
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"[ Moaning ]"
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"- Damn sandwich took a bite out of me.! - Oh."
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"The tenacity of Nina Totenberg and the common sense of Elizabeth Cady Stanton."
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"- [ Exhales ] - All right."
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"We'll make your doll!"
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"- Release me from your kung fu grip. - Fine."
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"Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!"
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"It wasn't difficult. I just told them who I was and who you were."
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"Yes. Yes, I understand. I'll take care of it personally."
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"Oh. Do not turn to another channel."
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"Our one effort to put a stop to this Lisa Lionheart thing has failed miserably."
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"Gentlemen, we have to reinvent Malibu Stacy for the '90s."
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"- [ Groaning ] - [ Grampa ] Oh, my back."
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"There's just no room for the little guy."
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"[ Gasps ] Marge? Lisa? Lady?"
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"[ Grunts ] Stupid... toy... soldiers! Break, you stupid--"
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"All right! I've been waitin' nine years to get my Frisbee back."
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"I'm sure we can think of something together."
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"- I want it. I want it. I want it! - [ Screaming ]"
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"- I said, ''French fries!'' - [ Horns Honking ]"
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"- [ Biting Sound ] - [ Man ] Ow.!"
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"- She is better than ever. - Wait! Don't be fooled."
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"Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt."
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"- Look! It's Lisa Lionheart! - Keep running. We're almost there."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Lookin' at that tired old freak has made me realize..."
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"But you are Malibu Stacy. As long as she has your name, you have the responsibility!"
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"Look, Maggie! It's Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post..."
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"There are too many leaves in your walkway."
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"Don't you have anything relevant to say?"
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"I can't believe you're just gonna stand by..."
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"Just ask the owner of the world's largest Malibu Stacy collection.:"
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"[ Panting ]"
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"Mm, not enough commercial appeal."
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"- Talk about the dolly! - Well, you were right about the Berlin Wall."
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"- [ Clamoring ] - [ Smithers ] I want it. I want it. I want it."
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"I've got to talk to that woman who invented Malibu Stacy..."
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"''If you do not cease, I will be forced to pursue legal action."
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"[ Explosion ]"
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"- D'oh! [ Screaming ] - [ Electrical Buzzing ]"
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"Come on, Stacy. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak."
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"Look at me! I'm acting young!"
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"and Malibu Stacy is born!"
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"- What the-- - [ Horns Honking ]"
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"Yes? I-- [ Chuckles ] Why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter."
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"Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin."
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"- [ Pounding On Door ] - [ Gasps ]"
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