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Clips from The Simpsons - Three Men and a Comic Book (S02E02)

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"Three Men And A Comic Book"
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"Perhaps his materialism led him to take his life."
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"Now Radioactive Man rules! He's always saying something cool."
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"-Too bad we didn't dress up. -This looks like a discount for..."
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"I stand corrected."
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"-Hey, Bart-dude. -Hey, Otto-man. What's that?"
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"My own idea for a comic book."
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"-Any questions? -When Radioactive Man got injected..."
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"-Fallout Boy! -Yes, you, the masked boy."
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"Hey, Radioactive Man Number 72!"
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"I'll show you something..."
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"Yeah. For a dollar, a man sold me 35 Caspers and a dozen Lois Lanes."
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"-Homer! -Just kidding, Marge."
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"-Dad, I want this more than anything. -Well, T.S."
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"-Now, are you gonna stop bugging me? -No."
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"Maybe a job is the answer."
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"Empty bottles. Well, it's practically empty."
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"Shall I apply this to the cost of a squishy?"
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"Lemonade sucks. I need a new product. Let's see."
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"-My dog ate it. -Gotta have one to sell beer."
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"Hey, what's all the--?"
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"The boy is desperate. He wants money to buy a comic book."
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"Johnny, Harrison, Brooklyn Bob, and yeah, even Reggie."
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"Then you can have a barley pop."
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"Iodine."
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"-Now don't fidget. -Listen, lady, you don't have to--"
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"What you're doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice."
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"Well, it's payday. I'll wager you've been looking forward to this."
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"-MoonPies, my butt. -What's the problem, boy?"
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"-Really? -No."
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"-Can I have it for 35. -No! Kids."
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"Yes, sir!"
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"Good Lord, choke, an A-bomb!"
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"That's what pals do, right? Real friendly-like."
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"-What do you mean, the last one alive? -I meant years from now!"
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"-Martin was trying to steal our comic. -Let's tie him up!"
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"Now, come on. You can play your little tie-up game inside."
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"-What's your point? -Nothing. It just ticks me off."
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"Hurry, Mom! All the good comics will be gone!"
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"Good comics? You only buy Casper the Wimpy Ghost."
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"Equating friendliness with wimpiness..."
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"...will keep you from achieving popularity."
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"I think Casper's the ghost of Richie Rich."
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"-Hey, they do look alike. -How did Richie die?"
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"Kids, could you lighten up?"
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"-He's no wittier than others. -Oh, yeah? Look."
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"He knocks a guy into the sun and says, "Hot enough for you?""
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"I stand corrected."
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"We're here."
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"-Who are you dressed as? -I'm Bartman."
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"-Never heard of him, full price. -Rip-off."
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"Is this on? Young people of Springfield..."
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"...welcome to our funny-book convention."
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"Thank you for pumping almost $300 into the local economy."
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"Your spirits have imparted a glow to this old warhorse."
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"That's Radioactive Man, jerk!"
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"Have fun and be sure to clear out by 6 for the Shriners."
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"Get that punk's name. No one makes a fool of me."
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"Has anyone turned in a left Vulcan ear?"
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"We've got a utility belt, tricorders, a light saber.... Sorry, kid."
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"It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day..."
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"...but by night, fights vampires in a postapocalyptic war zone!"
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"We're going to see Buddy Hodges."
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"The guy who played Fallout Boy on TV? I guess he wasn't killed in Vietnam."
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"Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves I need to combat evil."
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"Wish I was old enough to smoke Laramies."
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"Sorry, Fallout Boy, not until you're 16. Look out!"
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"Will Radioactive Man act in time to save the Earth?"
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"You know, kids, I'm sure we'd all like to remember Dirk Richter..."
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"...as Radioactive Man and not the sordid details of his final years."
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"So keep the questions tasteful."
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"Now, how about a big welcome for Buddy "Fallout Boy" Hodges!"
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"...with shrinking serum, how come his costume shrinks?"
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"Who knows? I did play Rum Tum Tugger in Cats. Anybody see it?"
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"Does Dirk Richter's ghost haunt the bordello where his body was found?"
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"Dirk Richter was a beautiful man. Can't you vultures leave him alone?"
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"It's the imaginary tale where he marries Larva Girl."
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"Wow, Number 9! That's before Fallout Boy became his ward."
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"...if you'll put your grubby little hands behind your back. Behold."
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"Wow, Radioactive Man Number 1! I bet it's worth a million bucks."
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"It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for 100."
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"-All I got is 30. -Then you can't have it."
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"But I must. I never knew why God put me on this Earth. Now, I know."
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"-To buy that comic book. -Your emotion is out of place."
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"Did you kids have fun?"
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"I never knew what Superman saw in her. Give me Wonder Woman."
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"And that golden lariat. She can tie me up any time."
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"Hey, what does everyone say to dinner at Krusty Burger? My treat!"
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"You really are a sport, Dad, taking us to a fine restaurant like that."
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"-What are you getting at? -I need $100 for a comic."
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"For a comic? Who drew it, Micha-malangelo?"
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"-Please, Dad. -No."
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"No! Look, we all know that usually when you bug me I give in."
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"I'm not mad at you. Shows you been paying attention."
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"But we all know I'm not giving you $100."
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"-Are you? Are you? Are you? -No. No. No."
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"-Okay! -I win!"
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"In your face! Yeah! How do you like them apples?"
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"Don't gloat, Homer."
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"When I was your age, I wanted a child-sized electric light bulb oven."
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"I didn't have the money. So, I went to my sisters."
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"-We'll give you half our allowance. -lf you'll be our slave."
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"-This gives us more free time. -Let's take up smoking."
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"For months, I worked while my sisters smoked."
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"Venus"
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"Oh, Venus"
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"We want those dress shields hand-washed and drip-dried."
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"Because I'd worked for it..."
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"...all those light bulb-warmed treats always tasted extra good."
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"I couldn't ask you to do that. Maggie and Lisa are a handful--"
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"-She means you should get a job. -Me?"
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"Get a job? Were they serious?"
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"-What are you staring at? -Nothing."
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"At that moment, my dad and I were closer than we've ever--"
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"-Bart! Stop it. -Sorry."
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"I need some money A lot of money"
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"Here you go, Apu."
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"-No. I need the dime. -It is good you're learning a trade."
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"-Americanize this. -Okay."
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